Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

"Human, we beg of you to help us save the Pokémon world...

Please help us!"

Help / Ignore

I was playing a game of Rattatas on my laptop when this message popped up.

"Damn, did a company resort to viruses to advertise their game?" I said out loud. Even though I said that I couldn't help but be hooked by this plead, it was like someone was urging me to press 'Help'.

And so, like I was urged to, I pressed the 'Help' button. When I did, another window popped up with questions such as:

What Pokémon do you want to play as?

< ..saur -Charmander- Squi.. >

What Pokémon do you want as your partner?

< ..achu -Eevee- Axew.. >

If you were to create an exclusive move just for you, what would it be? Please specify.

< >

Bonus question:

What item appeals to you the most? -Arceus

<..hare -Expert Belt- Zoom.. >

Submit?

Yes / No

Honestly, these questions are weird, especially the last. I mean, what bastard includes the name of our creator, Arceus, in a game?

Nonetheless I started answering these questions.

I chose Oshawott on the first question. My family is clan of samurais and Oshawott's final evolution Samurott was our patriarch's partner for training.

Growlithe on the second because I got a pet Growlithe. They're so fucking cute and loyal.

On the third question this is what I wrote:

Samurai's Dance, a Fighting-type move that increases the user's Attack stat and Speed stat by two stages and any other stat by one stage which includes Accuracy and Evasion.

I tried making all stats increase by 2 stages but it wouldn't work, I don't know how they know but okay...

On the bonus question I chose the good ol' Map, all of the choices are good too but I was curious to see what would happen if I choose Map.

Then I clicked submit.

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You know what's funny? I thought another pop up would show up telling me to download their game but I was dragged to a fucking void!

I'm only 15! I don't want to die yet, damn it!

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