Chapter 1

Robert was an orphan his whole life. Nobody truly cared about him. He tried getting into a relationship before. Unfortunately for him, it didn't work out at all.

He did his best and made friends everywhere. But in the end, he always felt lonely. Friends are fun to be around. It's just that, once they separate, they return to their families and loved ones.

As the saying goes, your home is wherever your family is.

"Wait. You are telling me: that I will be reborn in One Piece with no wishes?"

"Yes. But! You get this badass ability to transform into any person, inheriting their presence, look, and power."

"What's the catch?"

Robert narrowed his non-existing eyes while frowning with his non-existing face.

"Hoo, you are smarter than the rest of the monkeys that got here. You can only copy one individual and will die one month after."

"Sah. It doesn't matter. I just want a damn family. The rest doesn't matter much to me, I guess."

"Then farewell, and good luck!"

BANG!

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16 years later.

In the year 1522,

Calm Belt, Impel Down

'Damn you! Damn you, Kizaru! I will do everything in my power to ruin your life!'

Robert, now known as max, was born in Sabaody. He enjoyed his life with his family, doing everything in his power to make them happy.

It was the best 16 years he experienced. Ever!

Sadly though, Celestial Dragons.

No, he didn't go and provoke them because of some slaves or anything like that. Max is by no means evil. He is just realistic and doesn't care about anything in life other than his family.

However, one day, while everyone else was kneeling on the streets. One fat and ugly Celestial Dragon was walking haughtily eyeing everyone with disdain. Suddenly, his eyes froze on a woman. Max's sister!

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Due to his monstrous crime, he was placed at the bottom of impel down. There were "cameras" everywhere, except for a few inconvenient places. The floor was filled with the strongest of warriors so he was placed in one of these surveillance-lacking cells. Because he is weak.

'I don't care anymore.'

Thought the imprisoned max with blank eyes. After making sure that no guards are around.

BOOOOOOOM!

Kizaru in a yellow suit, wearing a white cape appeared in the spot he was in.

All the prisoners had their eyes widened!

"You guys don't mind if I give you the "death penalty", right?"

With a lazy smile, "Kizaru" started blasting, killing everyone around, like there is no tomorrow.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Impel Down shakes!

"AYO! What's the situation?!"

Asks one of the guards.

"Someone is rampaging on the sixth floor!"

"WHAT?!"

"Those damn scum of the sea! Go and inform Warden Magellan! How the hell did they remove the sea-stone cuff?!"

"You inform him, you bastard!"

PRRKR PRRKR FART!

'Oh oh oh- So painful! This is the worst! This the worst!'

While the guards were busy panicking, Magellan was farting in the toilet.

After making sure that all the potential witnesses are dead. Max went and released the prisoners from their cells.

"What's an admiral doing here? Puff"

Shiryu of the rain said before exhaling smoke from his mouth.

"I don't suppose you'll submit, huh? It'd be best for us both if you did."

With the most annoying expression, "Kizaru" replied.

"What are you on about, mythhea-"

BANG!

Just like that, he was kicked into oblivion.

"Oh-- I think I went too far--"

"..."

Shiryu of the rain lay cold on the ground.

"What are you doing?"

"..."

"I wonder if he's dead~~"

"..."

"Hold on... this prank has gone too far. It's so cold."

"Kizaru" went to check on him only to find him knocked out cold...

"Woooo. That is some power."

He aimed his finger at Shiryu's head.

BOOM!

He then continued freeing the prisoners encountering one purple-haired Man.

"K-K-Kizaru?!"