no ero no life

20 Oktober 201 earth

hello, my friend... my name is kite wijoyo now 18 years old

"I just casually boy with a dream have a girlfriend and happy life but okay it just dreams"

so why I want just to sleep at my apartment... because I throw an alarm clock at the wall... now I don't know, where I am?

'Forest dense as far as the eye can see more weed and no have house so what happened to me?'

then he looks girl walk with her friend slow talk happy with others but she accidentally looks at kite and shoulder

'i want to ask them first about her clothes... are you cosplay?'

"male" blue girl with staff shout loud

"boy"

'what she wants to do? okay, calm down... I just introduce my self to them'

"Hello ladies... can I help you?" kite said happily

"real man Yahoo! quick hide him to my house"

okay don't brutal are you so happy look man... "yes I a man, can you not scare me now? I just want to ask where is this place?" kite slow back his step want running to this wild girl

"fufufu... are you not happy meet beautiful women like me" the red hair girl with big beast tries to seduce him but kite with an expressionless face

"okay bye"

"catch him... mare" red hair girl said seriously

"Sorry boy!"

[color magic - ice] mare active her mana quick Frozen his place but kite quick run to another direct

"don't run man, I will make you happy for you to stay with us."

"forget it, I just remember my mom said not to believe Crazy woman... see you later" kite look river and jump into the water

red girl frustrated and said

"he can swimming shit... came back to me!!!"

kite just don't know why that woman so excited look man this some smell troublesome.

'i just want to try to find save place and food' kike think what next plan

'it's like I get prank with my the neighbor this so funny until I want to cry'

"I not otaku or happy get into story fantasy about cross over... I look this like my hometown with just tree you can see it." kite said to try to find a clue.

you find a seed of a tomato

you find a seed of watermelon

you find a seed of banana

"how to find someone talks with me now?" kite look other side turn around no have anyone's footsteps

"I think just too tired, this time to rest" kite slow took his bag that he makes with big leaf and root tree.

"if I find other people not to wild and crazy girl...first, find a place to stay " kite start make the flame to eat fish just get at river

while he eats slow draw plan at ground

"I just look some different... don't know where? woman with hair not black color and some trik to make ice with a rod

"it's more completed with no logic anymore."

"quick night time"

"Okay now I just rest this cave... hmm... what this ball"

"Woah!!!" flashlight enveloping the body of the kite

[processed... 1%...2%...4%...60%...90%..100% dungeon system active. welcome host kite]

"fix this not my world" kite said not happy

- --

kite look this new technology find this not just ball

[dungeon core]

- at Kalimantan Island -

all dungeon get news

new master get detect, you now 107 masters

right now kite think, more just dreaming and this not real

'quick sleep now, tomorrow morning I will back to my warm apartment.' he just closes his eyes try used to hug the core

next day...

"argh!!! this not dream."

'calm down kite think you did not have danger, of course, if you do not think seriously about this you will get hurt for future reference step by step'

First, kite look this ball

'I remember voice dungeon system, what is that'

[menu] > open

[status] - [dungeon place] - [bag] - [quest]

kite click status

name: kite wijiyo. Job: dungeon master lvl.0

race: human (rare)

str - 1. agi - 1 vit - 1. int - 1. magic - 0.

skill: [dungeon maker], [run for your life]

'can you not joke now all my status like sh*it... oh skill let's see what I get

dungeon maker

make a dungeon beautiful and warm place. note: must be used core dungeon.

good, how useful this so I just make a new home. and this my second skill

run for your life

host get run x10 total agi. if your find life gets danger

okay next.

[bag] -> open

seed tomato, seed banana, seed watermelon.

[dungeon place] -> locked

[quest] ->

<< find where are you now! >>

[you get confused with the new place so quickly find where are you now

3 days must find where you are. so, go adventure

reward: 3x mystery ticket.

punishment for 1 day you're absolute can't see everything.]

"this so scary, I don't know where I'm. now something like a stupid quest... I will blind... that happy news I have 2 days"

now, let's go look around this place if not have danger I think to make this first my new home.

kite walk slowly and finally find village not far his cave with dungeon core

"stop! what are you doing here, stranger?" the guard said

kite open his cap and said.

"Hello, I just wanderer kite, want to ask some direction, for some reason I lost my map. w-wait what are you doing, miss? "

man!!!" the guard yells excited

"good, now what happened again? think I back now"

don't make him run!"

wait!!!

[color magic - water jet]

"wow. who wants to get caught with a crazy woman?"

"haha. finally, I get to run for this crowd."

"now where I can find ask where this place what is that?"

"hmm... a tower"

keukkk

"now I hungry. let's fishing again and back my own cave"

- at the C village -

"damn that man so fast running"

"rare have a man at this era now we must find him."

"boss, today good news at the C village find a man"

"What!!! where he now?"

"he runs after guard yells excited"

"you must find him! Rebecca, help me with your skill"

"good!" [summon - black cat]

"go my little cat... find a man!"

- - -

kite just doesn't know he gets to search by someone else crazy,

he now thinks another plan for the next day finishes his first quest.