NECRO-Driver Dawn EP 16: Time Can’t Heal All Wounds

Khan: And that just about wraps everything up.

Jin: Wow… *Just then, he hears knocking on the door. He says for whoever it is to enter.*

Fadra: Oh Jin, you're finally awake.

Khan: I was just filling Jin in on everything that's happened so far.

Fadra: How do you feel Jin?

Jin: I feel fine. I still can't wrap my head around what happened though. Skia', why would she betray us? Oh that's right! I have to tell the Captain!

Khan: Don't worry, I've already filled them in on everything I know about. But he'd probably still want to hear what you'd have to say all the same.

Jin: Fadra, how's Sonjo doing?

Fadra: He's stabilizing, he lost a lot of blood though. I imagine he'll be in shock once he wakes up.

Jin: Yeah, Skia' stabbed him in the back, literally.

Khan: Not just that, Sonjo was closer to Skia' than any of us. It's hard to imagine just how much he's hurting on the inside.

Jin: Where are we headed now?

Fadra: Back to Oasis, Capt. Maeko said he had urgent business to discuss with Major General Kabuto.

Jin: *Slight anger on his face* So do I… How's everyone else doing?

Khan: Everyone else doesn't know what to do. We're still dedicated to taking down the Principality of course. But we've suffered many setbacks, and there's too many things that are inconclusive. No one's really sure what to make of all of this.

(Just then Kira's voice is heard over the PA system)

Kira: (All units, please report to the bridge of the Blitzwing for an emergency meeting. I repeat, please report to the bridge for an emergency meeting.)

(A while later inside the bridge…) (Play Naruto OST 2 - Fooling Mode)

Capt. Maeko: Before we begin this meeting, I just want to thank everyone for their continued efforts to help rid the world of the Principality. Second, I'd like to welcome back Jin and Sonjo. Sonjo still needs time to heal from his injuries, but we're glad to have the both of you back. I'll be sure to fill Sonjo in on everything once he's ready to hear it.

Jin: Glad to be back sir.

Baron Hampton: I have to say, this adventure has taken a really bad turn.

Ayumi: I agree, this doesn't really bode well for our fan base. Which reminds me, did you ever get our shirts big brother?

Baron Hampton: I had to delay them because they didn't even put us on the shirts. Imagine that, the two greatest entities in the entire universe, and they won't even put us on our own shirts.

Ja'Skaar: You two continue to make me question my own existence.

C: Was there ever any doubt of this?

Alex: You know I'm still not sure why you guys are here when you don't really do anything to help us out.

Baron Hampton: What do you mean? We provide comic relief, and we raise the steaks.

Ayumi: Not only that, but we're also the strongest entities of all time!

*The entire Blitzwing crew laughs extremely hard*

Khan: YOU? Strong? That is by far the funniest thing I've ever heard you say.

Ayumi: *Annoyed and angry* What?!

Khan: Baron I can understand, the Sarlen are powerful and mighty.

Master Tazz: Well they are, at least when they decide to be.

Alex: Yikes, again he's taking shots.

Khan: But YOU being strong? You think you're strong, when all you do is act like you're a steak and provide any real benefits to this crew?

Ayumi: How dare you! I'll have you know my power can rival that of big brother's!

Baron Hampton: Well of course it can! There can't just be one steak raiser, we're the perfect duo for this mission!

Capt. Maeko: Well, this meeting quickly turned around.

Fadra: Khan, do you have to be so mean?

Roux: I thought we were here to discuss important matters regarding our future.

Jin: Me too.

Baron Hampton: But this IS important! You guys have disrespected the two of us long enough. What have we ever done to deserve this?

Everyone: Do you have all day?

Ja'Skaar: I mean I knew you two were foolish, but I didn't think you'd be THIS foolish.

C: I must admit, even I am confused by the amount of sheer stupidity you two seem to have.

Baron Hampton: Alright that's it, you guys asked for it!

Ayumi: You've left us with no other choice!

Ja'Skaar: You're going to leave? It's about time, long overdue really.

Baron Hampton: No even better… Khan, Jin, it's time for you to show us how strong you are!

Jin: What?

Ayumi: That's right! The two of you are going to spar with me and my big brother.

Khan: You can't be serious…

Baron Hampton: Oh but I am, we're tired of all of you disrespecting us.

Ayumi: After all, you asked for this when you questioned whether I was strong or not.

Khan: I'm not really sure about this. Like this isn't really fair for you, but it's too late for taking that back.

Jin: I don't see why I have to participate. I've been rather kind to just about everyone here.

Ayumi: That might be Jin, but you have yet to prove yourself to me.

Jin: You don't even fight, why would I need to prove myself to you?

Ayumi: You forget who I am, I am a very influential figure with millions of fans.

Jin: What…

Baron Hampton: Really the only reason you're fighting is just so that it's even instead of a 2v1.

Jin: Okay, that sounds fair I guess…

Baron Hampton: Excellent! Everyone, let's head over to the training field.

(They all head over to the training field) (Play -Red Riot Theme |My Hero Academia-)

Baron Hampton: *Excited* ALRIGHT! It's time for us to show you two what we're really all about!

Jin: I thought you two were all about "raising the steaks" and whatever other goofy things you could come up with?

Ayumi: Oh? So you HAVE been paying attention. Not bad, not bad at all mortal…

Baron Hampton: An astute observation there Jin. However, I think that our fans really need to see things for themselves.

Khan: Fans? What fans?

Baron Hampton: *Points to the cameraman* Just look through that camera over there Khan. Back home in the Sarlen homeland, and all across Sarina, people live to raise the steaks with us.

Jin: Alright alright enough!

Khan: I'm gonna crush you, Baron!

Baron Hampton: Hmph, that's what you think, but you can't beat me. To win this, all I need are my feet.

Khan: *Angrily screams* YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!

*Khan charges at Baron Hampton, and the two of them engage in battle. Just as he said, Baron is defending against all of Khan's attacks using only his feet. Baron seems to be enjoying himself, while Khan continues to get more and more angry…*

Jin: Wait!

Ayumi: Alright Jin, it's time for me to show you what I'm REALLY made of!

Jin: If you're gonna say what I think you're gonna say…

Ayumi: That's right! I'm made of-

*She's cut off by the sound of Jin charging in. She blocks his first attack, but Jin's offensive assault keeps her on her backfoot.*

Ayumi: Not bad Jin, you might actually be able to keep up with me!

Jin: Might? I constantly have you moving, you haven't even thrown a single attack yet!

Ayumi: You're right, time for me to flip the switch.

*And just like that, Ayumi has switched the flip and now Jin is on the defensive. Jin and Khan are visibly confused because Ayumi has never done any fighting before, and she is in fact the most cringe thing in the entire universe…*

Alex: Wow! They're really going at it!

Zach: I don't know what's worse. The fact that I'm finding this entertaining, or that other people besides me are.

Kira: I still don't understand how they managed to get so many fans, let alone a single one.

Roux: That's what I'd like to know as well. What kind of stupid person would watch this crap?

Ja'Skaar: Just because a sheep leads the herd, doesn't mean that it's smart. Herd mentality is a very unfortunate part of this word. *She says as she munches on pie*

Capt. Maeko: Are you seriously eating right now?

Ja'Skaar: But of course, food is the essence of all happiness.

Zach: Wow…

Alex: You know you guys really are the worst.

Announcer: As you can see folks, our heroes Baron Hampton and Ayumi, are taking on these two challengers. We remind those of you watching, to be sure to show your support for our brave Baron and Ayumi, who are fighting to rid the world of the Principality.

Alex: What?! He's even got an announcer?

Zach: Where did he even come from? He wasn't here a few seconds ago!

Roux: At this point, nothing these two do could surprise me.

Kira: Captain, should we maybe stop this?

Capt. Maeko: It's too late for that now, might as well let them go at it.