2...First day and initial planning

Next morning mc Yuichiro or now Naruto opened his eyes and took a deep breath as he began to drift in the blissful feeling of pollution free air .

Suddenly it struck him...that he was now in a different world..."yes I got reincarnated as naruto the mc of the anime/manga NARUTO series"...thinking about this he sighed or what his baby body was capable of , he began to think about his situation and possibilities ..."let me get this straight, I am struck in body of a newborn Naruto ,who is struck in a cradle and has a nine tailed fluffy ball of natural disaster struck in his gut....I...AM.... SCREWED...'sigh'...panicking will get me no were so let's try to plan something so that I don't get killed in the future"...

..."No matter how much sunshine and rainbows is shown in the anime , the actual world of naruto is a very dangerous place with black gooey will of a crazy goddess , ancient manipulative self righteous warlock , a pedophile , emo avengers who are ready to kill any one to gain so called 'POWER', children trained to kill , bandits and super skilled killing machine or what we call ninjas at every corner ,people with designer eyes capable of altering reality and to top it all crazy ass op aliens who consider planets as food"...

..."So yeah I need solid planning to see things through and top among the priorities is not being a naive hero like the original Naruto as I am sure it would most likely lead me to my premature demise and I have no qualms going Danzo style if it ensures that I am going to win in the end ".....

...."I have seen whole naruto series and even boruto so I know what's going to happen if I remain weak and I have also read enough fanfictions to know that even the Dumbledore of naruto world of if I may say the third hokage Hiruzen was not a white collar guy...I mean seriously it is impossible that he didn't know what type of treatment naruto got and how poor he was because for God's sake he has a fucking Magical Crystal Ball 🔮 capable of seeing everything inside the village and he still didn't do anything other than a few cups of ramen donation for the boy and that also probably for some hidden motive "

"From what I know about fanfictions people are generally reincarnated by the collaboration of truck-kun and ROB who would give them a few wishes and yeet then in another world which I didn't come across and neither was I expecting it to happen because the concept itself is bullshit , because how can a mortal survive an attack by a god like being whether intentional or not and even if they survived it by some godly luck why would such a being waste its time and power by giving you wishes and getting absolutely nothing in return, it would be much more practical for him to simply erase the soul or send it to reincarnation cycle by erasing its memory "

"So with those things out of the way the first part of the plan would be to become Aizen of this world and show them that I am a gullible good guy with hero complex who they can all trust with all their heart (evil baby laughter intensifies) and second is to do what Orochimaru couldn't that is genetic modification to the body or making a completely new superior body for myself , getting some doujutsus from different sources in which sharingan and byakugan are top of the list , blood or body samples of various bloodline , Kekke gekai and kekkei tota user, getting my rightful inheritance, if possible getting as far as possible from konoha because this place is a trouble magnet , and removing the will of ashura from my body because I refuse to believe that no matter how good the friendship between Naruto and Sasuke was (which was definitely not good) Naruto was willing to chase Sasuke like a mad dog chasing a bone even after Sasuke nearly killed him and keep in mind he only survived because of plot armor because a fist sized gaping hole through a child's body and lungs very very very SCREW THAT it is certain death . So yeah I refuse to be subconsciously controlled by will of some brat who was clearly not in his right mind ."

"I need to make sure that the ghostly ass of the so called 'sage of six paths' is not some hidden boss and if he is then to get rid of him and finally by the time I am done I hope that I will be strong enough to ascend to a higher world and eventually a higher universe (animeverse) because if naruto is real then others would also be and my adventurer and explorer side is tingling by simply thinking about this "

"I definitely have to get my food and daily necessities sorted out after I am capable of fully controlling my body because in initial years of his life Naruto was shorter than children of his age wich was surely due to him being malnourished , genetics were out of the equation because he had top grade available and I am not going to limit my potential because of something that I can easily arrange "

"I also need huge amounts of my personal chakra and not the borrowed ones , this is where the Chakra batteries or the bijus come in . Many people like the tailed beasts but to me they are disgusting counterfeits as if a block of glass which is trying to imitate a brick . Most probably Hagoromo got drunk in his powers and tried to play god by creating 9 small ten tails and ended up with having what we have now or the nine bijus . The biggest problem with them is that rather than being beast they developed human like consciousness which further reduced their uses as they were able to obstruct their users . So 10 tails part of zetsu's plan must be completed. "

" I also have to fully awaken my uzumaki bloodline powers thai is kagura's mind eye and admantite chains . Chains can be ignored for now but kagura's eye is a must because it will give me sensing ability far superior to ordinary sensor ninjas which will make my work a lot easier. "

Next chapter will contain time skip so be ready because I know no one wants to listen to infant crap in this type of fanfiction .

What will happen next we will see in the next chapter of DragonBall....ERROR....ERROR...ERROR

....I mean reincarnated as naruto series.

....Next chapter will be uploaded tomorrow.....

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