The cursed soup

*Growl* *Growl*

"I'm really starting to get hungry, I should hurry up and go " I said while patting my stomach.

The Uzumakis are famous for their big appetites, and it get bigger for me, after the bloodline evolution.

"I really wonder what will happen when I awake my Namikaze bloodline"

Sometime ago,I wondered about not seeing the Namikaze bloodline in the my Kekkei Genkai. so I used my dojutsu,and I found this.

[Dormant bloodlines:

Namikaze: 60% awoke

Ōtsutsuki(Asura Ōtsutsuki's reincarnation): purity 50%, 30% awoke]

I was surprised when I saw that, but I get interested in seeing what will happen when I get 100% awakening the Ōtsutsuki bloodline , will I get the Wood Release, like Asura and Hashirama?

And if I make it 100% pure, will I have the power of Ōtsutsuki clan, like the breathing in the space, floating, and Tenseigan? and will I get the Rinnegan if I get Indra's chakra?

However, all I have now is suspicious, and it will take sometime for me, to make it 100% awakening.

And it even harder for me, to make it 100% pure, after all I need to get my hand in Indra's reincarnation aka the emo aka sasuke.

And the brat is living in very secure clan, and he even have a powerful yandere brother that will kill everyone for his little brother safety, and he really did that in the canon.

So I will only touch the little brat, is when I'm sure that his brother is a thousands kilometre away

And apparently, my dojutsu is composed from my three bloodlines. All Seeing power is from the Byakugan of the Ōtsutsuki bloodline, the ability to see the background or the history , is from the space-time power of Namikaze bloodline , and the power of sensing and judging other people's thoughts and Permanentes, is from the Uzumaki bloodline.

...

" isn't those the brats from before."

" well, it doesn't matter, I want to eat my soup, so I will ignore them, for now"

Although, I said that I couldn't help but listen to their conversation.

"guys, do you think that we will get in trouble after what we did to the hyūga girl" it was the spineless boy who said this

"he is right, big bro. although, the girl look like she is from the branch family, by seeing that she doesn't have a guard, I don't think that the we will let off easy" it was the smart boy who said this.

"Okina is afraid" it was the fat boy who said this

" Are you guys getting a cold feets, now. do you really forget how they treat us. all of them think that we are some slave no an insects that can use or get rid of anytime they want." the leader boy said with an angry voice then he became sad and said .

"Do you guys forget how that uchiha bastard use his eyes to ràpe big sister Rias and killing her after that, and when he get caught, all he said is that she should be thankful for making him more powerful" all the boys started crying and the smart-boy cried the most, which led me to think that the girl is his relative.

"They said that he get his eyes sealed and he will stay in prison-cell forever, but didn't we see him last time completely unharmed and he even was enjoying his time in the red-light district"

"There is no justice in this village, so we must take it with our hands, that girl is the beginning and when we become stronger in the future we will get justice for big sis Rias, and all other people, who the village didn't give justice to" the boy ended his speech with a dangerous declaration that can get him in a lot of trouble.

But, I'm must say, he have the charm of a true leader, and the sparkles in the other boys eyes, proved my words, but he still an idiot and childish, making a declaration like that, in a public space, will bring them a lot of trouble.

However, he get the talents, no they all have talents. all they need is a good teacher and they will became a good ninja team.

'Well, it doesn't matter to me, I have better things to do, like making my soup' I thought while trying to move stealthy around them.

However, it look like I'm not that good at being at that, because I get discovered .

"I-it's t-the fox demon, EVERYONE RUN" the spineless boy said and tried to run, but he knocked into the big belly of the fat boy.

'How?' I thought in wonder, while looking at the spineless boy

'with the difference in our strength,it should be impossible for him to notice me. only a...' then it hit me ' he is a sensor, and a powerful one at that.*sigh* he really is talented'

My opinion on him improve it, a bit. after all, being a sensor is a rare thing.

"Did he eat the girl, already? and is he here to eat us,too?"asked the leader boy in fear

"I think so, big bro. we should start running" said the smart boy.

" Okina want to run,too" said the fat boy, that think his name is Okina .

'Hey, I thought you guys are a bit màture, after that declaration, but I think I was wrong, '

"Guys, I think that this too late. fox demon I can let you eat, if you promise to let my friends go"

surprisingly, it was the spineless boy who said that, and I can see the determination in his eyes.

Although, his legs are shaking and I can see steam coming from his pants.

"if someone should be sacrificed, it should be me, the leader. so came here and eat me, fox demon, but let my friends go, or I will hunt as ghost" said the leader while given a threaten look, that say if I try to hurt his friends he will do everything to fight me.

"big bro, guys, I'm the most useless one, but I'm smart, and fox demon they say smart people have yummy brains, so you should choose me, but please let my friends go" said the smart boy while giving me pleading look.

"Okina have the most meat, so fox demon should choose Okina, but let Okina's friends go" said Okina, the fat boy, while giving me a look that if I hurt his friends he will try to kill me.

'They really are stupid, I didn't ever say anything'

Well, I will be lying if I said I wasn't moved by there acting, I even felt some envy.

yeah, envy. who wouldn't?

After all, everyone would want a friend that is willing to give his life for you.

But, I think ku-chan will do the same to,... probably .

'will you do the same to me, ku-chan?' I'm not asking, I just want to make sure, that it.

'*snort*, if you die, I too die. so I'm forced to do the same, don't think I will do it for you, ok.'

ku-chan respond as tsundere she is.

'I know, ku-chan' her respond made happy

'But do you really have to eat them? i think they look quite pitiful, so let them be' asked ku-chan

'Not you too, ku-chan. so I look as someone who will do evil things, like that?'

'.....'

'you could at least say yes. salience hurts more, you know'

Ok, enough jokes, for now.I can see the kids are becoming more afraid by the minute

" You guys can stop this. I don't eat humans, ok. I just want to go home and eat my goddammit soup" I said

"you are lying, if you telling the truth, then why did you stop us earlier" said the leader

'to get my waifu, of course' but I don't say that

"I was trying to save you, guys. the girl you were beating is the Heiress of the Hyūga Clan. And if I didn't stop you then your lives will be over"I said

"Not only your lives, but the lives of your families, friends, and every person close to you." I add then I looked at the leader boy and said

" your Genin brother, that you are so proud with will have his life ended by some forced suicide mission"

"and in the off chance, that the hyūga clan let this matter off, there are still some people with enough power, that want to suck up to the hyūga clan, they will use there power to make your lives living hell, and if you excuse me, I have soup to eat" I said then I start walking towards my home

"he is lying right" the leader said to the smart boy.

"if what he say about the girl being the Heiress of the Hyūga Clan, then everything he said is real" the smart boy said then he give Naruto a deep look.

"he didn't lie" it was the spineless boy who said this, but he look so tired, like someone who gone through a marathon.

when the others hear what the spineless boy said, the becomes pale from fear.

They now know that what Naruto said us real, not only because they trust their friend, but They know that their friend is special.

he is able to sense a lot things, that they can't. and sensing lies is one of them, but it took lot of energy to do so, and that why he rarely used it.

And because of this ability of his, he became such a coward . he is also able to see people true strength.

and when he see Naruto, he see a

Half-black, half-white fox with two heads and ten-tails .

(5tails and head in black, 5tails and head in white)

and the most scary thing about Naruto is that he can feel him see through him easily

'he is more scary then the hokage' the spineless boy thought

"big bro, I think we should thank him, he save our lives after all" said the smart boy.

"I think that, but he really isn't like the rumors say. however , it's quite late now, we should thank him, tomorrow, goodnight everyone" the leader said then he walk to his home

"""goodnight, big bro. see you, tomorrow """ they said and did the same as the leader.

....

"what a long day, it took 3 chapters to complete" I said

"I should hurry home, before something else pop-up." I said then I realized that i maded a flag.

so, I start walking with cautious.

"*waah* *waah* *sob* *sob*" it sound like the wailing of a Banshee

" is there a Banshee on the loose, or something?" I asked

I followed the sound of wailing, and I found I little pink-haired girl crying, but I didn't see her face because it was hidden by her hands.

'i only know one person on Naruto with pink hair, and I'm hell sure that I don't want to get closer to her'

*moving away*

"*Waah* waah*" she started wailing

*staying still*

"*sob* *sob*" she started crying softely

*moving backwards*

"*sniff* *sniff*" she started sniffing

*moving away again*

"*Waah* *Waah *"

*staying still again*

"*sob* *sob*"

*moving backwards again*

"*sniff* *sniff*"

'...Ok, it obvious what she is trying to do, but I'm not gonna fall for it' I thought while hurrying my walking speed.

"*WAAH**WAAH**WAAH*" she wailed harder.

'*Sigh*, this the last good deed that I will do, today'

I get closer to the girl and said

"little Banshee, why are crying"

"*sniff**sniff* she just sniffed and didn't respond to me.

"hey little Banshee, I have soup waiting to be made, and I don't have a time for you, so if you have to say, say it now, or I will leave" I said in

slightly irritated tone.

"...*sniff*, my friends, they made fun of me" surprisingly, she have a good voice, it's not on the same level of Hinata, but it's good enough to hear.

"what did they say"

"*sniff*, they say that I have a big and ugly forehead"

"So, what?" I ask uninterested.

"*sob*, are you making fun of me,too.*sob*" she said with a pitiful voice.

"No, I mean, what does matter if they made fun of you? they just jealous of you" I said in warm tone.

"*sniff* really"

"Yeah, really. having a big forehead mean that you have big brain, which means that you are smart. and usually smart people have a bright future" I said trying to coax her.

'if biology was a men, then he will have killed me by now, but how cares I live an anime world now.'

"*sniff*, th-then will smart people have lovers" she said with nervous and shy voice, and I can even see her ears becoming red.

'..is it me or 4 year-old girls thinking about having a lover is wrong ?'

"*cough*, men usually like smart girls. and as men myself, I can verify" I lied.

"Really" this time she stopped hidden her face from me and look to eye to eye, and I can see some anticipation on her eyes.

but she really is cute. she has fair skin, green eyes, and pink hair. that make want to hug her.

' I can see why she is always in the top 3, in every beauty ranking, in my past life. she even more cute in real life...wait Naruto, stop. remember she is an useless Banshee and she will be flat in the future... but with enough massage we can make them bigger... I should stop' I thought while staring at her .

'how should answer her. I was obviously lying. After all, in my past-life everyone like the girl that wear the tightest jeans or the more reveling clothes,and no one look at the smart girl until she become famous or rich ceo'

'But I didn't lie about having a thing for smart girl, because having a conversation with them is better then having one with a girl, that all that matters for her is after marrying a rich and old man, should she have a kid with him or wait until he die and have one with her boy-toy' I thought while remembering the sad reality of my past-life.

"*cough*, although I don't speak about all of men, but I,myself, like the smart girls,"

I said the truth.

"*giggle*, hihihi, thank yo-u" she giggled first then she took a good look at my face and move backwards and said

"A-aren't you the fox demon?"

"*snort*, what, did you become afraid? you are fine now, so I will be going" I said I start moving, but a hand grab me.

"Wait, I don't care about you being the fox demon, I want to say that I accept your confession" she said then she closed her eyes and pout her lips, like she is waiting for something to happen, and I can also see her face getting redder.

'confession? wait, she want me to kiss her. Oh god, I want to vomit' I become pale and I start running for my life.

"Hey, were are you going? oh you must be shy, right. don't worry I do everything by myself. just give me your lips" the Banshee said then she licked her lips and start chasing me.

And from there, a Legend has born, about a fox(me) running from a Banshee.

"Thank god, I lost her. now I can go home and make a sou-" when I was about to say the last word, I get an enlightenment, then I look to the sky and screamed "I WILL MAKE A SALAD, OK. I WILL NOT MAKE SOUP, OK. JUST LET ME GO home, please. I'm hungry"

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Author's note :

*crossing my fingers* *looking nervous *

I don't know why, but I'M SORRY.

i know that all a lot of you hate sakura.

And I know that she is useless and annoying Banshee. but we can't deny that she is beautiful.

like she in the top 3 of every beauty ranking.

and to tell the truth, before writing this chapter, I was reading some *cough* héntai* about sakura, and I feel it like it's fate.

And I swear that I will make her useful and less annoying. And I will make have big breast.

but I will still do a vote

Yes: I'm for a useful and big-breast sakura

No: I'm an evil person who like to destroy the author's hope

it's easy to see what you guys should vote for *wink* *wink*

second, I want to talk about yandere Hinata,

well, I want to make her kind yandere, that will help the mc from the shadows , that will do to make anything to make him happy, and she will help him get some harem.

and it seems what I'm trying to write about isn't called yandere but a Goudere

(thank you dragonkingyo)

however, I will still use yandere because I like it more.

Now, about the four boys. I know that a lot of you hate them, because what they did the Hinata. but I want to make them Naruto first subordinates.

I even made them a perfect balanced team.

the spineless boy will be the assassin and I will give him talent for Ninjutsu.

the smart boy will be the strategist and I will give him talent for genjutsu.

the fat boy or Ōkina will be the tank and I will give him talent for Taijutsu

the leader will be jake of all treads, master of non, but with the charm of ordinary-face, he will be the best.

I will even let you guys, name them

the spineless boy'sname: (write here)

the smart boy's name:

the leader's name:

the fat boy's name: Ōkina shibō which mean big fatty.