Naruto Fanfic (I suck at names...sorry)

● A Guy wearing a Kakashi costume looks at speeding truck(who was actually following the rules. who the fUck leaves their children unattended) about to hit a small girl.

● He gets exited at the possible chance of reincarnation.

● Idiot jumps in front of the truck and throws the girl away, not giving a fUck.

● The guy gets hit by a truck and dies.

● The guy does not get reincarnated.

● The girl snaps her neck on impact with the sidewalk.

● Girl also dies instantly.

● She also does not get reincarnated.

WAKE UP B*TCH!! ITS REAL LIFE!

STOP READING FANFICS AND GET A LIFE!

the end.

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Now where were we? Ah yes....

● The guy does not get reincarnated.

● On the other hand, The driver of the truck is arrested and thrown in jail.... no wait,... in prison. (yup, "jail" and "prison" are two totally different things)

● By the way, he is also traumatized, seeing blood, brains, bones and beyond splattered across the windshield of the truck.

● The driver, being a 'Hikikomori', did not have a job before this.

● It being the first day on his first job, he was veeeeeery unlucky. poor b@stard.

● He was released after Thirteen years.

● Sadly, he was "Institutionalized". (If you do not know the reference, watch 'Shawshank Redemption'. One of my favourites.)

● He killed himself after leaving a note carved on the wooden beam from which he hung himself, "#&@% the Police".

● In an Alternate Universe, the dying message read, "I'm a fUcking simp. And so is that b*tch Subaru."

● He gets reincarnated into the Naruto Universe.