Chapter 24: Chilling with the best crow in the World

*Ding Dong Ding Dong!*

The school bell rang as we left for our home. Walking in my usual path I headed home, Aika went on her usual path home instead of following mine.

"I'm home." I say to Mom who beamed at me.

"Hey Ise, are you hungry or would you like to take a bath first?" asked Miki, Issei smiled and replied. "I'm gonna go with the bath." Miki nodded as I headed upstairs.

I entered the bathroom and took of pants, my dick was slightly bigger, not longer just a bit wider. It's foreskin covered it but underneath was a large amount smegma.

My face scrumpled up in disgust.

My dick it smelled rancid! This has to be my most disgusting eromancer ability.

It's called Hentai dick. My dick is like that of a hentai character, preferably a ugly bastard. My smegma now builds up faster and my dick releases a rancid scent filled with pheromones, it would make my dick bigger, though it was already big, so it just got wider.

It also makes the volume of semen I fire out even larger amounts of semen and my dick and cum now tastes good to women. I don't have to use change taste on it anymore.

Not only that I'm able to impregnate women whenever I want, due to the hentai character dick. It also helps against sexually transmitted diseases, as hentai characters can fuck over a hundred women and not get any aids.

Yes my dick now runs on hentai logic.

Luckily the smell isn't too strong, for a normal human that is, washing it daily and thoroughly should lower the smell, I got this information from the system.

I got a few more abilities after my night with Shinobu, I got Lube which made able to lube things, I got Clean which allowed me to clean myself and anything, I also got Imbue Elasticity, which will make my girls be able to handle my size better.

I wonder if I can use it on my entire body and use some of Luffy's moves.

After my bath I went and had my dinner and headed to my room.

Sitting on my bed I was meditating. I was currently using the Cosmo Force. Well I can't use it in it's purest form, that'd normally take about five years of training.

I calculated that with the amount genius pocky cuts down the time to about a five to ten months.

Right now I'm using Cosmo Force to get a better grasp of the energies in my body. It can help with energy manipulation, I can't really control energy that isn't mine yet, but I can control what's mine.

I outstretch my hand as a prismatic glow surrounded it, the most dominant colour being magenta, soon a similar glow surrounded one of my notebooks and it starts floating up.

A smile appeared on face, I then closed my eyes and breathed in and out, soon a pure white aura surrounded me.

I was able to find my life force and unlock my touki. I'll test it out against Katakuri later. Right now Ifrit would body me in a fight, it is as string as Great Red.

I then opened my palm as a blue ball of light a darkish red light and prismatic light appeared floating in the center of palm.

Back when I was highschool I was writing a DxD fanfic and I learned that the energy bolts Kuroka threw at Issei where this world's variant of ki blasts.

Though I wondered if I could use it the same like ki from Dragon Ball.

Willing away the energy balls, I then went began to meditate.

I then felt multiple energy signatures, it was a bit dark in nature you would say demonic, it matched the exact same number of devil's in town currently.

I guess that's them, nope there's a stray coming in. A few minutes later I sensed multiple demonic energy signatures wailing on the strays signature.

I guess Rias dealt with it.

Hmmmmm....What's that power? It's huge. Hey I feel a bunch of similar feeling powers only a lot weaker, the seem to be a lot further away the exact same location as the...

That's Raynare's group isn't it. And the other should be.

(The fallen angel governor, you did mention in passing that he was in town.) answered Ddraig.

'I guess that's true, let's pay him a visit.' said Issei as he got up and got on some clothes. Azazel was one of his favorite characters.

Is it reckless, yes it is. But I have a Ifrit.

I remember testing out Katakuri and Ifrit's abilities in the training room.

...

I dodged a flurry of Mochi like punches, blow let of a sonic boom, which would've caused untold destruction in their wake.

I gripped my katana tightly, its blade burned with a small amount of divine flames, a focused look on my face, Katakuri's observation haki is straight bullshit, I tell ya what!

"Alright that's enough, even with my sword all my energy attacks seem to do nothing. You can go Ifrit your up." says Issei.

"I'm happy to impress you master." he says as he walks away. A fiery being floats over the gender was indistinguishable.

Ifrit's from then changed into a busty dark skinned woman with red eyes fiery red and golden tribal tattoos, she wore large robes which red and black with some golden embroidery.

I blinked she was hot.

Ifrit smirked and licked her lips. "The system told you'd be fond of the his form. So how'd you like it Master." She says with a sultry smirk.

A boner was in my pants but I needed to control myself.

"Ahem! I do and as much as I want dick you down right now. I think we should just start the fight." Ifrit nodded.

I immediately rushed towards her with my sword ablaze, but on flick of her finger and I was knocked out.

...

Man Katakuri was not happy with that.

I jumped from building to building feeling the wind in my face soon I made to where to some of richer folks in Kuoh live.

I walked upto the mansion and pressed the buzzer.

"Geez! Who is it so late in the night?!" says an annoyed voice as handsome man wearing robe, came out he had a goatee and black hair with blonde bangs.

"Yo! Your Azazel right, I'm Issei Hyoudou, this generations Red Dragon Emperor." Hearing this Azazel quirked an eyebrow.

...

"Dammit I lost again!" I said in frustration as I sat the controller down. Right now Azazel and were playing a bootleg version of street fighter.

"Hmph! Your a thousand years too early to be beating me brat." said the fallen angel governor.

"Though I do have to ask how did you find me?" he asked.

"I was testing out a new ability, I was trying to sense out the powers in town. Yours is the biggest."

"And you thought to come at me like this?"

"Ddraig recognized your power and said you were pretty chill guy. So I thought why not hang out with you. Plus it's my first time meeting anyone from the supernatural world, other than Dragon in my soul."

Well Dragons since he merged Incursio into his sacred gear. At first he wanted Ddraig to kill and absorb the dragon, but as it turns out due to being a summon it's loyal to him another factor that played into Ddraig not killing it, is that he found out that Incursio is female.

Yeah he's been fucking her for the past few days, I tried to talk to him late at night once and all I heard were moans/roars of the two dragons.

I never felt prouder for a homie.

"By the way did you know that your father started a little harem." said Azazel as he began to choose another character.

"What?!" I said in a bit of shock.

"Yep, he's fucking all over the of the United States, hell he managed to seduce his boss, which gave him a high promotion in his company. He's also seduced some of the women in his office and has been having secret orgies with them."

"Well I guess I won't feel guilty about stealing Mom then." I muttered under my breath, I knew this was an Au but seriously, did you have to go so far Snoop wasn't DxD horny enough? Hearing this Azazel smiled.

"Well damn kid I didn't you were a Momma's boy!" said Azazel with a smile.

"You didn't hear that!"

"I did and don't look so worried! Devil's and fallen angels, along with almost the entire supernatural world have committed an act of incest, just look at the Greeks. I won't judge and no one in the supernatural world is gonna judge so go crazy!" said the fallen.

"Really?" I turned my head.

"Kid, I literally started an orgy with my brothers and sisters. Hell I've been with men before, it's just that I preferred women these days. Hell I even fuck the descendants of my brothers and sisters....I think some of my kids are in their too."

Hearing this Issei nodded his head and scooted over away from Azazel.

"Wait you have kids!" Issei turned his to the fallen angel in shock.