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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO F#CKING VIDEO GAMES?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!"

"You think this world has Earth's technology yet? On the bright size, one of the summoned heroes introduced Knots and Crosses."

"F#CK YOU!"

John Carper just finished his daily lectures from university and went to a nearby cafe. His energy bar was nearly depleted and filled it up with a large cup of dark espresso. Finally relaxed, John Carper decided to play Ov#rWa#ch on his laptop.

Who knew that a plane at that moment was over his head and killed him just as John got Play of the Game!

The God of Technology (used to be God of Magic but people didn't believe his sh#t) was playing around with a plane. He made the plane lose control and made it fly loops in sky.

But, the stupid God of Sky caused wind turbulence and sent the plane crashing down!

The Miracle God saw the plane crashing down and she quickly managed to save everyone except for poor John Carper.

John came up, only to find himself in empty white space.

"Where the hell am I?" he asked himself as he looked around. He even tried to stamp the floor but nothing happened.

"Wasn't I playing Ov#rWa#ch just a second ago?" He looked up and still found empty space.

"Is this heaven or hell?" John pondered, "Wherever this is, it is f#cking plain and boring! I don't even have my belongings!"

"Ah-huh" A voice coughed behind John and he turned around. Right before his eye was a beautiful floating lady that was untainted by any evil. Robes of purity coiled around her silky skin. She had blue glowing hair, as though she was a guardian angel.

"Oh," John stared in amazement, "She looks like Sona in Le#gue of Le#ends. I haven't used her in a while. I might try her again. She is alright for support but I'm not really a support player. I'm more of-"

"Ah-huh!" the floating lady interrupted his thoughts, "Please do not compare me to a lowly virtual fake character. And please do not curse in this sacred place."

The bewildered John was by this Sona-looking lady and looked around.

"This is a sacred place?" John was startled, "It is a wasteland. And don't you dare put down Le#gue of Le#ends. It's not like you are the God of this world and can do whatever you please!"

The floating lady glared at him and thought how stupid this human was.

She was the Miracle Goddess (basically ironic because she couldn't save John) and she was respected by all. However, this damn human compare hers truly to some video game character! How humiliating! She shouldn't brought him here!

"How dare you, lowly human!" the Goddess released her temper, "I am Miracle Goddess and I helped you!"

John stared at her in bewilderment. "She's a Goddess! That's cool, being all high and mighty in the sky and....wait.....Miracle Goddess....how come I'm f#cking dead then?!"

The Goddess sneered at John as she read his thoughts.

"How dare you disrespect your superior!" she bellowed.

"Respect!" John glared at the Goddess, "Like hell I respect you! You let me die, even though I pray to you in Le#gue of Le#ends! What kind of bullsh#t is that!"

"You....!" The Goddess was about to explode when sudden pressure trembled from behind.

Light shined behind the Miracle Goddess and a row of countless floating people appeared, all dressed in holy and elegant clothes. John looked at them with amazement, excitement twinkled in his eyes.

"You can excuse this human, Miracle." the leading man of the group commanded, "I'll take over."

The Miracle Goddess uttered without words but couldn't oppose the man. She grunted at John before heading into the group.

"Hello human," the main man announced, "I am the God of Earth, you could say the Prime Minister of this group of Gods and Goddess." The God was puffing his chest up to show superiority and his position. He was proud to be the cream of the corp, the top of the throne.

"Behind me are all the Gods and Goddess that look over this world (The God of Alcohol was f#cked with a hang-over after drinking through Over-drink October)," he proclaimed, "Don't you feel special being able to see all of us, supreme beings?"

"HAHAHA!!!" John Carper laughed and rolled around floor. He was banging on the ground and even started to have laugh-aches in his tummy, "OH MY F#CKING GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE A CROSSOVER OF DEMO-MAN'S HEAD AND HEAVY'S BODY IN TE#M FO#TRESS 2! HAHAHAHA!"