Prologue

"Congratulations! You are dead!"

"Eh?" turning my head to the voice I see an old man standing next to a slot machine.

"Who are you?"

"It doesn't matter, come over here and spin the machine to reincarnate," He says waving me over.

I'm just too confused and shell-shocked to understand what's happening so I just go along with it. Standing in front of the machine I see that it's constantly spinning the three options so I do what any fine person would do and press the button.

'MHA, HAKI, YAMATO,'

"Ohh those are some fine winnings, it's been decades since I've seen someone be this lucky."

"W-what does this all mean. What is even happening right now?"

"Hoho I guess I'll give an explanation. In short, you died."

"How!?"

"Well, you got blackout drunk and in your drunken state your tripped in your high heels and drowned in a puddle." He responds his face not even twitching at my embarrassing death.

"Oh god, I died in the weirdest way possible!?"

"I wouldn't say weirdest, you'd be surprised how many people I've met that have drowned from a puddle."

"Anway onto what's happening now. It's quite simple really, you've been chosen for reincarnation and the machine decides what world you are going to, your power, and your appearance."

"Wait it says MHA, that must mean My Hero Academia right?"

"That is correct."

"Can my powers be stolen or affected?"

"Since you're powers are not a quirk you don't have to worry."

This isn't too bad I can live a relatively laid-back life in that world. I plan on doing whatever I want I lived as an office worker for most of my miserable life forced to do work I didn't want to do and given meager pay. In this world, I'll do what I want when I want! Like a… PIrate!

Wait…

"That says Yamato like from One Piece?"

"Indeed."

"THAT'S WAY TOO TALL!!" I don't want to be 8'8 I get that the world caters to mutant Quirked people but that's taller than All Might!

"You see I can't really change that but… Alright, I'll bend the rules a little, you can go into a 6'5 form but it won't feel as comfortable as your regular size."

"Can you maybe go a little lower?" I plead.

"No, I'm already bending the rules for you. Do you want me to take it away altogether?"

"No no, 6'5 is fine," I quickly say crying on the inside.

"Well alright then, I'll just stick you in a random place."

"Wait wha-"

And the next thing I knew I was standing in the middle of the forest. 'What the heck!?'

Looking at my body I see that I'm around 6'7 'I guess this is reasonable for now. I still don't even know my age.' Putting my hand up to my hair I feel two horns sticking out from the sides of my head. 'I'm like a bull.'

Onto more important matters, I'm in the middle of a forest I have no idea where I am so what should I do now? Well, that's quite obvious of course.

Train!

I plan on doing what I want but I won't be able to do that if I'm not strong enough.

Moving to a more suitable area, a circular clearing surrounded by trees, I sit down and meditate.

I've been feeling this unnatural but natural feeling this entire time. Looking at my arm while grasping my feeling I activate Armament Haki. My arm instantly becomes grey. 'So the effect is visual as well. Huh, so much for invisible armor.'

Standing up, I decided to punch a tree to test out how strong it is at the moment. Shortly after regretting that decision.

"YOUCH, my Haki gives as much protection as coating my fist in aluminum foil!"

Haki is all about the Will of a person so I guess it makes sense someone who's been existing for less than an hour would have a weak will.

Alright, let's set some goals to accomplish before I leave this forest.

I want to get advanced Observation Haki to see a few seconds into the future. I find that being able to dodge is more important than armor in this world.

Grasp the feeling of Ryo. I don't need to use it but grasp it and we'll see where it goes from there.

Conqueror's Haki. They didn't use it much in One Piece so I'm going pretty blind into this one. I don't think I'll be achieving Advanced Conqueror's Haki any time soon but I'll make it a long-term goal.

As for non-power-related goals. I'm not too sure. What do I want? For starters, I want to be free. Maybe I'll mess around and destroy the plot or overthrow the government. We'll see when we get there

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It's been a few months of training. I've mainly lived off of fruits and whatever I can hunt. Was I scared to eat random berries that I have no knowledge about? Why of course. Was it worth it though? Definitely, those berries were divine.

While wandering the forest I found a waterfall. To which I promptly sat under, Anime Style. And I must say. That was probably THE MOST pain I have ever experienced within my two lives. So I went back under it and hardened my Will… Literally.

I also have been training my Observation Haki by essentially running through the dense forest blind like a madwoman. Dodging every tree I can.

Conqueror's Haki is moving slow but I managed to make some animals pass out on command. This is how I mainly hunt my food.

I've been thinking about finding civilization but I can't break my vow until I fulfill my goals. I'm curious to know what point of the time I'm in but it can wait. From what I have, judging from my reflection in the water I look like a really, really tall 13-year-old so if I'm in the same age range as the others I would be around 2 years before canon.

But anyway back to training.

=========== [A/n: Just gonna skip the training since thats no fun.]

2 years later:

It's been 2 years of training. I've accomplished most of my goals. I have reached advanced Armament with Ryo, which was surprising at first but when I thought about it Luffy learned it in under a month.

I can now see 3 seconds into the future. And my Conqueror's Haki is now able to affect the environments aka I have cool Haki lightning now.

I noticed that my clothes grew with me and they didn't get dirty. While I was examining these mysterious clothes of mine I noticed a pocket, putting my hands in it I pulled out kanabo…

Yeah, that's right… A kanabo.

I tried putting other things in my dimensional pockets but the mace was the only thing that fit… Somehow.

Onto less mind-boggling matters I'm currently running in the direction I see all the planes going. I should reach civilization soon if we factor in my superior oni physique and Haki.

Speaking of physique I now look exactly like Yamato from One Piece. Standing at a staggering 8'8 I'm not gonna lie I shed a few tears at being so tall. But it's better than being permanetly dead.

The sounds of cars pull me out of my thoughts. Jumping onto a tree I see a city that isn't too far away.

"Alright Let's go mess some stuff up."

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Another new fanfic, Wow!

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Should I be focusing on Matter Manipulation? …Yeah probably.

This is just a stress reliever one I guess. Semi-Wish Fulfillment, power fantasy, etc, you get the idea. Something that's written purely for fun.

Anyway, Good night. ಠ_ಠ