Hells paradise:The king of Hell

"PUSH HONEY PUSH!!!" inside an old wooden cottage, a man with short dark hair panicked as he held onto to a woman with a pale complexion, gently caressing her hand as sweat dripped from his forehead. The woman turned to him with a pained expression, she used what little strength she had to smile as she beckoned him to come closer with her hand that was clenching a blanket.

Boink! With a swing of that same hand, the man was sent tumbling to the ground backwards."SHADUP!! IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE YOU, BLOCKHEAD!!!!"

Panting vigorously as she glared towards her husband, who was rubbing his cheek she Winced in pain, as she felt like she was being torn apart she couldn't hold it anymore as she Screamed her face paled, Her husband sprang to her side again even more panicked looking left and right like a headless chicken not knowing what to do. meanwhile a Local midwife, dripping with sweat and face full of worry frantically rubbed oils all over the woman's abdomen to lessen the pain."Tera push, your almost there just a little more."

Tera clenched her teeth, biting her lip to the point it drew blood before she couldn't handle it anymore."GET IT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!"

The midwife Widening her eyes, as she began to see the head of the baby break free, with a slight finesse She pulled it out and smiled.

"It's a boy."

With a relived sigh, the midwife cut the umbilical cord before stopping the bleeding.

Tera Panted in exhaustion, looking towards the small tiny baby her baby, in the arms of the midwife who wrapped it in a bundle of wool, before making her way to Tera, who reached for it.

Once in her arms, her face radiated with happiness as she gazed into the small sleeping form of her baby.

"He's so small."tears began to fall from her cheeks, as she lovingly caressed her sleeping baby head.

"My little zoro." she uttered planting a kiss on his head, meanwhile beside her her husband Couldn't hold back any longer as he cried rivers of tears.

"Roronoa Zoro, My boy."he said proudly gently holding Tera hand.

…

[five years later]

The summer winds breezed through the air, as a sleeping bird nestled in its nest peacefully, undisturbed, nothing could ruin its nap. Until a loud yelling Voice shook the trees springing it awake, with a shocking caw in responses an egg popped out from it.

"ZORO GET BACK HERE YOU BRAT!!"a middle aged man shouted, dressed in a kimono as he passed by a certain shaking bush.

Hidden behind said bush, a moss hair child held back his laugh as an angry Father stormed through the fields looking for him. "Shishishshi! He's never gonna find me, now then I have you all to myself."

Pulling out a bottle of saki from under the bush, he popped it open as a sweet smell burst into the air.

"Ahhh!"

[Gulp!]

Chugging the whole thing in a matter of seconds he plopped to the ground, as he wore a satisfied smile.

His ears twitched, as he heard the sounds of a twig snapping."Hmm?"

Just as he was gonna take his afternoon nap after a hard day of running from his father, a shadow was cast over him as a beautiful women with long green hair appeared smiling ominously.

With a loud gulp zoro, sat straight as Tera spoke with a menacing tone."~hmm is that what I think it is, no of course not….I must be seeing things because my precious baby boy WOULD Never, Be doing something he's not supposed to Right~."

sweat flooded down zoro face as he paled trying to utter words something he couldn't, as he was being dragged by his shirt all the way home.

Where he was lectured all evening even when his father came home, after a failed attempt at catching him once he saw what was going on he strategically retreated not wanting to get caught in the cross fire.

"I can't stay mad at you but you have forced my hand, Starting tomorrow You Shall train with your father in the ways of swordsmanship and after you will tend to the fields till noon and that is final."

Huffing she stormed her way to the kitchen, already preparing food.

"Mom but-"

Glaring at him, she grabbed her knife while she brutally chopped several Ingredients, gulping zoro knew not test her after all unlike his gullible father his mother was not someone to mess with.

With a sigh zoro shuddered as his mother words lingered in his mind.~Starting tomorrow Train with your father Or die!!~.shuddering again as he felt her gaze on him, he turned around only to see her smiling ominously.

Turning away from her, she was truly terrifying gritting his teeth he knew his old man was gonna throughly enjoy getting his revenge on all the times he's played him.

And speak of the devil walking through the entrance holding a brand new Bottle of saki, zoro licked his lips as he planned on where he was going to stash it already thinking ahead before, he even got his grubby little hands on it but he stopped as he felt an ominous aura surge from the kitchen.

"~honey I know that not saki is it?~"

He couldn't even answer, as a Knife Was launched from the kitchen and straight through the bottle.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Zoro watched as his father Fell to his knees in pain as the beautiful liquid was wasted, meanwhile Zoro soul left his body not being able to live with himself after seeing the atrocitie committed by his mother.

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"Stop over reacting, god your acting like my father Arashi and you wipe that look off your face your in enough trouble as it is mister!"

Shaking her head she poured all the ingredients into a large pot, as a heavenly aroma broke the buffoons out of their trance.

"Set the table up Zoro, and Dear when your ready to start acting like a husband, go fetch Water from the well."

With a look as if his soul was torn from his body, Arashi trembling grabbed two buckets near the entrance and went off.

"Oh and after you finish setting up the table, clean that mess your father made I swear my father was right about that man, Don't marry a swordsman's he said they come with a lot of problems he said Bah he was right….but."

Zoro absentmindedly listen to his mother rant, still feeling the effects of the passing Saki, as his Mother began to ramble on and on he finished setting up the table.

Walking towards the broom that leaned towards the wall zoro grabbed it, as he began to brush away the glass from the destroyed Saki bottle.

'You will be missed.'he thought sadly, breaking his trance as he continued to broom it all away.

Looking up as he continued his task, he saw his father Precious sword that stole his attention.Wado Ichimonji, a sword his father loves even more than saki, stopping abruptly ever since zoro could remember his father has treasured this sword since well ever.

Mindless sweeping as his mind was lost in thought, his foot accidentally bumped into the table sending him falling."Woah!"

Crash! Bumping into the wall, the wall shook as wado ichimonji fell from its holdings.

"Gah!?"

Rubbing his head as a bump began to form, he winced in pain, as he froze laying on the pile of glass from the saki bottle was wado ichimonji.

His heart began to race, if his father where here he would, his heart skipped a beat as he saw from the corner of his eyes the form of his father carrying the buckets entering while whistling a happy tune.

'Fuck.'

"It's smell good in here is that Oden…..please don't tell me that what I think it is."his father eyes trailed onto, wado ichimonji fallen form before shifting towards zoro.

It was nice living while it lasted.