Me?

When I woke up it didn't really feel like waking up. It felt as if one moment I was sleeping and the next my eyes were open and I was staring at a large white void all around me.

For all intents and purposes, it should have registered as a dream to me but something about it screamed reality into my mind.

"That would be my doing". The voice came from nowhere and everywhere at once, and I had to admit... I immediately got a bit too excited.

"Are you God?! Is this actually happening to me?!" Yes. That was my first reaction. Too much time spent writing Fanfictions it would seem. Instead of a million other terrible things that could happen to me, I immediately jumped to the idea that an omnipotent being had grabbed me for some grand adventure.

Luckily for me, my stupid guess was actually right for once, "Yes though not exactly random. To keep this short I am you from an alternate universe where humanity ascended into omnipotence. Now we've spread ourselves across the entirety of reality to try to keep from stepping on each other's toes and we have been left to our own devices".

That was... Actually not that hard to wrap my head around. He was probably dumping down a whole lot of everything for me.

"So what do you want with me?" eventually asked, more curious and less afraid than I probably should have been.

His tone was amused when he responded " well I think that'd be obvious. I'm here to give you a power-up and then drop you into a setting of your choosing. And given that I know how your mind works, we both know what setting that will be.

I can't help it, I grin and nod eagerly, about to open my mouth and begin babbling before he cut me off abruptly.

"That said, I will not be making you a 3 thousand-year-old hybrid in the vampire diaries universe so that you can rule over it".

I deflated immediately, letting out a rather morose "O-oh...." And then I thought of something that made me begin to panic.

"You wouldn't drop me in that verse without some sort of power-up through r-right?" he sorted in response to that " Of course not you wouldn't last a day as an ordinary human in the circumstances beside I already said I'm giving you something, didn't I? Here's the deal you will be in the vampire diaries world with Harry Potter magic and so you don't forget ill make you remember every spell, potion, history and anything else"

I wasn't about to mouth off to an omnipotent version of myself just accepting fate " I can work with that, yeah I can make it work..."

"Wonderful, because you're starting as an infant" My eyes widened at this parting sentence my mouth opened to protest and then all I had was darkness.