Chapter 246: Get out of my computer!

　　Phinea was lost in thought after quitting the game.

　　Shouldn't I be the only one suffering?

　　So he called the phone: "Hey, Brother Cha, are you finished?"

　　"What's the broadcast, what's the end of the broadcast?"

　　"Just that game, that dancer."

　　Brother Cha asked angrily, "What do you think? Have I finished the broadcast yet?"

　　Brother Fei's face gradually burst into a smile: "It seems that the broadcast is over from the way you are talking. How about it, where have you been

　　playing ?

　　" Hey, hey, hey, hey, you can't play until the door."

　　After hanging up the phone, Brother Fei showed a satisfied and happy expression.

　　comfortable!

　　...

　　Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.

　　The start interface of "Jump King" was opened on her screen, her feet were on the chair, and her posture was extremely arrogant: "I heard that this game is difficult? Anyway, I don't believe it! Don't fall to the bottom of the pit within ten minutes and brush me. Rocket, right? Okay, rush rush!"

　　The barrage of the water friends swiped: "Chong rush rush rush!"

　　"Hee hee, I think three minutes is difficult!"

　　After entering the game, Sister Zhou asked the water friends. : "How do you play this game?"

　　"Press the space bar to jump and control the direction left and right."

　　"Will I die if I fall?"

　　"No, just go home."

　　Sister Zhou controlled the macho to jump twice , said confidently: "Ok, I know it, I know it."

　　"What kind of dog operation is this game... Hey, I'm up here! I can already see the green sky. Damn, it seems to be a bit difficult. "

　　Jump!

　　"Ahhhh~" The

　　macho fell back to the bottom of the pit.

　　"Hahahaha."

　　"I lost."

　　"Lightspeed died."

　　"I couldn't hold on for even a minute."

　　Sister Zhou smiled awkwardly but politely, and winked playfully: "This time it's not counted. , well, not this time."

　　She jumped up again.

　　bia! bia!

　　The macho kept falling back.

　　"It's a bit difficult, this game."

　　"Hah, it's so dangling!"

　　After a quarter of an hour.

　　Sister Zhou shouted nervously: "Eh, eh!"

　　Bia!

　　With an expression of hesitating to speak, she scratched her nose, picked up the keyboard and took a vicious bite, as if eating the flesh and blood of her mortal enemy.

　　An hour later, the top of the maple leaf map.

　　Sister Zhou stared at the screen every time she jumped, gnashing her teeth.

　　When I tap the keyboard once, my body also leans back a little. It seems that the reaction force of this operation is great, and the person quickly leans back. 　　When she jumped on several platforms in succession, she suddenly howled

　　excitedly like a female baboon picking bananas: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

His face gradually became longer than that of a donkey, and his cry became more tragic: "Oh! Oh!"

　　bia!

　　Back to the green leaf diagram.

　　Sister Zhou gritted her teeth and took a deep breath: "It's alright, it's alright, alright, I only fell a few floors, isn't it a waste of thirty minutes?"

　　Then she shook her hand and jumped and hit the wall again. superior.

　　The macho fell to the place where the dream started.

　　Sister Zhou was stunned, leaned back on the chair, and hugged her head in disbelief.

　　The expression on her face changed between crying and laughing in just a few seconds,It's like opening a dye house, which is very exciting.

　　Then he clenched his teeth and hugged his keyboard, slammed it on the table with a "bang bang", and screamed frantically like a baboon: "Ahhoho!!!"

　　"Ancestors phenomenon!"

　　"Hahahaha!"

　　"I just like to see you look so angry."

　　"It's wrong to base your own happiness on the pain of others, hahahahaha!!"

　　… ...

　　Monkey's live room.

　　The top platform of the maple map, fall!

　　The monkey suddenly opened his eyes, opened his mouth, and tapped the space bar hard in the mid-air where the macho fell, but it was useless.

　　Watching the macho bouncing between the platforms and falling continuously, the monkey slapped the keyboard angrily, let go of his hands, raised it to the top of his head, and twisted his upper body considerably.

　　bia!

　　His expression gradually became hideous, his hands twitched like he had Parkinson's syndrome, banging on his forehead, and at the same time, a strange and chaotic sound came out of his mouth: "Oh, move, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah !!!!" The

　　funnel fell.

　　The monkey stared blankly at the screen, his eyes suddenly sharpened, and he punched the air full of love and strength!

　　"Hu Chi, Hu Chi!" The

　　funnel falls x2.

　　The monkey inhaled hard, bit his lip, and knocked on the table with a "dong dong dong"!

　　Funnel Fall ×3.

　　The monkey pursed his lips and closed his eyes, slumped back halfway and bounced back, slapping the table at high speed like a tambourine, knocking the table "bang bang".

　　Then he kicked his legs, put his fists in his lower abdomen, inhaled and closed his abdomen, closed his eyes and let out a snarky roar: "Ahhhh!!!"

　　Monkey didn't think that when he thought he had no room for improvement, there was actually room for retreat.

　　With this jump, the macho jumped from the air, gracefully fell from the upper platform of the maple map, and fell back to the place where the dream started.

　　The moment the monkey saw the macho jumping into the air, it was like watching a horror movie and suddenly saw a ghost jumping out. The top of the head was stretched down with all his strength, and he roared up to the sky: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!!" The

　　water friends laughed so much that their faces were cramping!

　　"Hahahaha!"

　　"Game Name: The Temptation to Go Home!" "Monkey

　　Fist Warning!"

　　"Another Crazy One!" The

　　monkey's mentality gradually changed, and every time he fell, he laughed happily.

　　"Okay!!!"

　　"Hahaha!!"

　　When he fell back to the first floor from the maple leaf map again.

　　"Okay!!!! Ha, ho ho~" The

　　monkey opened his mouth exaggeratedly and laughed, grinning and roaring again: "Ah ah ah! !!!!"

　　"Play, let's play with eggs!" He pointed at the screen excitedly, and swore at the water friends in the live broadcast room, "If I play this game again, I will be my grandson Teemo!"

　　" *Foul language*" The monkey raised two middle fingers at the game to vent his dissatisfaction angrily, and then closed the game cursingly, "Go! Get out of my computer! *Foul language*, *beep beep*!"

　　After venting Afterwards, he opened "My Computer" very calmly and found the directory where "Jump King" was located: "I'm going to *expletive*" to

　　select all, delete! Empty the Recycle Bin!

　　After doing this, the monkey's whole figure seemed to be draining his strength, lying in the chair, picking up the water tank on the table, gudong, gudong, and drank two big mouthfuls.

　　Then, with his trembling hands, he picked up a cigarette, put it in his mouth, lit the lighter, and took a deep breath.

　　The monkey exhaled a puff of smoke, as if he had completed a pilgrimage. After the lingering smoke, his eyes were pure and harmonious, without any distractions, full of peace and harmony.

　　All the worries and troubles in the world are now away from him.

　　After a while, he laughed lightly and indifferently: "Ah, it's comfortable. It's comfortable."

　　"23333333"

　　"This is really crazy."

　　"A cigarette after the incident is like a fairy!"

　　"It's comfortable."