New member? [1/2]

In a high-class cooking TV show studio, the crew completed the special episode shooting and packing-off the show.

Like every other show's special episodes, Nakiri Erina was invited to taste and review various chefs' cooking.

After leaving that "Abominable" show, she left the studio without any care and went to her convoy, full of luxury cars, and directly entered her particular vehicle.

"Here's your package, Erina-sama." A beautiful girl, and her secretary, Hisako Arato.

Erina pretended not to care about the package but tightly held the bag given to her and entered the car.

"Those guys didn't have any practical knowledge at all, dare to bring such defective foods, are they trying to poison me?"

On her way, she complained about the show and its food. Such an unpalatable food, have they ever studied how to cook?

The irony is that master-chefs made the food given to her, and they're one of the bests in their respective fields.

But, no one dared to complain about her.

After all, Erina is the rising star of the current generation, and there is no doubt whether she can become a top chef.

The most discussed thing on the internet is how long it will take her to become the top chef.

Erina has an exceptional ability, which she inherited from her mother, called God's Tongue.

With this, she can discover and visualize the flaws in the dishes by tasting them.

Based on her super sensitive tongue, most of the delicacies, which are priceless to others, are nothing but disgusting.

So, the food she gives a good review is the finest and most sought after by society.

Therefore, before she can become a top chef, she first became a food-critic.

Every day, countless people are willing to pay sky-high prices to invite her to taste their food.

Of course, people invite her only when they're confident in their cooking abilities.

However, only a few can get a good review from her.

Still, many people are willing to take risks and invite her to taste their unpalatable food.

…

Today's food was also unpalatable to her, but every hardship is bearable to her on this special day.

Because…

"Today, the Collector's edition of [Nindo of Uchiha Kosuke] was finally released." Erina opened the bag, held one of the manga high above her head, and cheered happily.

That's right.

Nakiri Erina, the most dazzling star in the food industry, a top food-critic, a wielder of God's tongue, granddaughter of Totsuki Academy director, heiress of Nakiri family, and a beautiful girl with a cold and vicious personality.

Is an Otaku!

At first, she started with a romantic manga, which was recommended to her by Hisako, and enter the world of manga.

Slowly, she became addicted to it.

Because only when reading these stories, she is a pure little girl who fits her age, not a cold girl with a poisonous tongue.

In the beginning, she only liked to watch some rom-com animes, but [Nindo of Uchiha Kosuke] was the first non-romantic manga she read.

At first, she snickered at the title and grudgingly read the manga under the recommendation of her friend. But after reading the first three chapters, she fell in love with this manga.

And with this turning point, she began to read other comics and mangas and finally became a qualified Otaku.

…

Today is the day when the collecter's edition of her favourite manga was released. She wanted to buy it in person, but unfortunately, she was entangled with those trashes and could only ask Hisako to buy it in her turn.

"Finally, I got it!"

Erina hugged the comic book tightly and rolled on the bed happily.

Without doing anything further, she took the laptop from her desk and opened it.

Clicking on the recent episode of [Nindo: Too Cringy], she watched the new plot.

…

"Is it just me, or you do have some tendencies to seek death?" Sayuri looked at her red-haired teammate with disgust.

Kasai jumped off the boulder and cheered,

"Ne~ Ne~, Sayuri-chan, It is just that those jiggling balls are intoxicating me to take action," Kasai said, but feeling a dread aura coming off her female teammate, he continued.

"Or else, I wouldn't be a true man ~Dattesu!"

Unlike other times, Sayuri did not roll her sleeves to beat him and sighed.

"Why can't you be more like Kosuke?"

Hearing Sayuri's words, Kasai's sunny face showed disgust. With a sneer, he said.

"He, Kosuke? He isn't a true man at all! He even threw the chance given to him by gods, grapes that were given to him in the mouth ~Dattesu!"

Sayuri's pretty face blushed when she heard Kasai's words.

But before she could retort anything further, a cold voice came from behind.

"Who do you think is not a man?" Kosuke appeared like a ghost, without any movements, and looked at Kasai with a glare.

Kasai turned his head and pointed his fingers towards Kosuke.

Without any fear, he said.

"I am talking to you, duck-head. Did you forget when we were visiting Lightning Village ruins? You even saw Sayuri-chan's nake-"

Before he could continue, A fist engulfed with chakra hit him in the head, interrupting his words.

"Baka!"

Sayuri's punch nearly destroyed the ground and threw Kasai hundreds of meters away.

But, unlike what others would expect, Kasai was not injured. His body staggered slightly, and he walked out of the ruins casually as nothing happened.

Only his slightly bruised face was the evidence of his horrifying endurance and power behind Sayuri's punch.

"*cough*."

The trio looked at the voice and saw their manager, who was now an infamous shinobi.

Known as ─ 'Let me fuck you, Shin.'

What a horrifying name!

It was especially considering that the Kunoichis over the world named it.

"Sayuri-chan, someone is calling you. They said that they're from the Uchiha clan."

Hearing the word- 'Uchiha,' Kosuke's eyes narrowed slightly as if some unpleasant memories surfaced on his mind.

But his face turned back to normal as nothing happened.

Sayuri looked at her teammate with uncertainty but nodded her head and followed their manager.

"Hey, Kosuke! Do you want a duel?~Dattesu!"

Kasai knew that the relation between Kosuke and his family was stiff. Knowing his teammate, he directly used the best method he could to distract him.

Kosuke nodded his head and said, "Ok!"

"Make sure that you don't destroy this dimension!"

Shin's voice sounded from afar; he was able to hear their conversation.

"Eh!? Sure!" Kasai looked towards the voice's direction and shouted.

"…"

Kosuke did not say anything and rushed at Kasai with an extreme speed that no other ninja could see.

But, Kasai was not one of them.

He directly blocked Kosuke's punch with his fist and counter-attacked with a kick. He swung his body to one side and avoided Kosuke's blow.

Kosuke coated his punch with chakra and hit his fist on Kasai's stomach. Kasai once again swung his body, but this time, he was unable to dodge.

A slight wound surfaced in Kasai's body before he was tossed to the other side.

"Is that all you can do ~Dattesu?" Kasai jumped back as his wounded stomach returned to normal.

Kosuke smirked at that and retorted, "You should be fortunate. No one has ever been alive after seeing these eyes." With that cringy dialogue, he opened his three-tomoe Sharingan.

"Ew! What a cringe ~Dattesu! Is every Uchiha such Emo?" Kasai laughed and closed his eyes.

A complex seal appeared in his eyes for a second, and natural energy started to centralize near him.

"[Monkey-Sage mode!]"

Kasai shouted and stretched out his palms. A spinning ball of natural energy appeared in his palms.

"[Rasen-garu!]"

A Rasengan, infused with natural energy, appeared in his palms as he rushed towards Kosuke.

"Oh, Showing your flashy moves, aren't you?" Kosuke saw the familiar attack and said with a cocky voice.

He then clapped his hands and continued: "How could I be left behind?"

Kosuke stretched out his fingers and flicked it slightly towards Kasai.

A beam of electricity, infused with water-nature, beamed towards Kasai.

But Kasai did not flinch and threw his Rasengan towards the beam, like a baseball.

*Boom*

Both attacks collided, and everything was silent for a second before an ear-breaking sound of collision sounded through the lands.

The attack created such momentum that it wiped out everything within three-miles of radius.

In the air, Kosuke and Kasai were facing each other. The intensity of the attack did not affect them.

"This is supposed to be a spar, ok?!" Kasai looked at the destruction with normal eyes but still shouted at Kosuke.

Kosuke looked at him with a deadpan expression and said.

"Take out your killing moves."

Kosuke, who did not feel the thrill of battle, couldn't help but complain.

Kasai heard Kosuke's words and answered,

"It's just that Gojira is not willing to participate in such meagre battles. What about you, ~Dattesu?"

Kosuke nodded at the answer and sighed, "Same here. Mine is also not willing to fight."

After giving his answer,

Kosuke landed on the ruins, sat on the ground and closed his eyes, ignoring Kasai's words.

"Hey! Bastard, Don't fall asleep here!"

Seeing that Kosuke closed his eyes, Kasai couldn't help but shout and landed on the ground.

Kosuke being Kosuke, did not listen to his words because he was asleep.

But with the coolness of an Uchiha.

…

Erina looked at the new episode and cheered.

"So, cool! Kosuke-kun is the best!"

"Wish I could meet him."

Just as she spoke this, a voice sounded in her mind.

[Would you like to join the Dimensional Chat Group?]

[Yes] / [No]

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This chapter was written sneakily.

[Picture of Kasai's tailed beast.]

[Picture of Kosuke's tailed beast.]

Also, if there is any spelling mistake, then don't say it. This chapter was written on my iPad, and published from my computer.