Confirmed, system hates zeus.

Next morning I waved them farewell, the whole trip was a week long continuous travelling, it would have bored me death but the messenger tell me about the places where he visited in past. Like raika, elven kingdom, melen etc. I trained to get used to my level 3 body and strength, the messenger was also an level 3, and in free time we used to spar, with me obviously holding back. Now I was sure I could use even the most mind consuming skill at least once.

After a week we reached a clearing in the forest. Where there were large tents set up, in front, there were some people waiting for us I think, it was zard along with maxim and Aaron. At the entrance, zard looked sick.

I greeted the trio as they welcomed me, but I first decided to heal zard there. I wanted to check something, after I casted the spell, I had some mind left. Alright I have a good amount of mana now.

"yo" my god greeted them. But the moment I looked at zeus who was coming towards us, a screen appeared in front.

Zeus was accompanied by an old lady, most probably, hera. alfia, empress and hermes with his familia's captain. But my focus was on the screen in front of me.

[quest(say hello to zeus) : punch the old pervert in his balls

Reward :100,000SP

Failure: death of the user

Penalty : as a man I can understand your dilemma]

What?

No no. Hold on.... WHAT!?!?!?. why is the reward same as me beating a level 3 as a level 2. And the system is a male?. When did this guy get a gender.

But as a man and fellow man of culture, I can't do it, no matter the reward, I shouldn't, I shouldn't. I.... Shou..

"can I punch him" I asked pointing at zeus. What? look at the reward.

""huh?"" zeus and hermes exclaimed.

"" "go ahead" "" everyone else said together, I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

shiva come over my shoulders and looked the screen's content.

And he was this close, This close from laughing out loud like a manic, but he quickly put on his poker face, he has to teach me how to do that.

"did I do something wrong child" zeus asked confused at the sudden hostility,

"the guys up there are having a field day" shiva said to no one in particular.

"because you are a pervert, and auntie miliam said pervert, bad." I said like an innocent little child, now they can easily tell when I am lying, but none of it was a lie, he was a pervert and auntie did said, pervert, bad.

"how do you know I am a pervert?" zeus asked.

I pointed at my God, he gave zeus a toothy grin and a thumbs-up. I did lie, but I didn't say anything. Nice going my partner in crime.

Zeus huffed, "alright I can take a punch from a child but you cannot use your falna strength" and said.

"ok " I walked near zeus who was standing like superman in front of me with eyes closed, and a confident smile on his face, he was tall, I was barely reaching his stomach. But that wasn't the issue.

I pulled my arm back,

"lord zeus form that height..." maxim tried to warn zeus but.

"hush don't worry.... Wait what do you mean by height" he opened his eyes but it is was too late.

"Gong", bells rung as I received 100,000SP,

"you can join our familia, whenever you want boy" hera said with a grin.

Zeus was curled up on the ground, repeating "why" in a shaking voice, while all three of his familia's executives were comforting him.

Please don't blame me, gods told me to do it.

After with the very very generous reward for punching someone in the the balls, I was escorted inside one of the smaller tents, I had just healed zard so they let me rest a bit. Me and my god will be staying here as I was lying down resting while shiva was reading a book, his favourite time pass. Someone called me for outside.

I stepped out of the tent to see alfia along with Emma standing there, they asked me to come meet with alfia's sister who could not move from her bed due to her condition, travelling took a huge toll on her but she insisted that she wanted to welcome her sister after she returned form completing the three grand quests.

I silently listen to alfia ranting but her sister as a was suddenly pull back a little by Emma, she once again thanked me and told me that for the first time in year, she had seen hope in alfia's eyes, also that hera flipped when she heard that alfia was completely cured, the entire familia wanted to celebrate but taking down the dragon comes first.

I merely smiled in return, they still think they can take it down, but I can't really stop them now can I?. We reached one of the largest tents in the clearing, as alfia announced our arrival, a sweet and melodies as well as pained at the same time, voice said.

"please come in"

We entered the tent, there were two large beds, one of them was empty and on the other one was lying a beautiful woman with snow white hair and eyes like her sister's, one side green other side grey. On her side, an old lady was sitting on a chair, Looking at me, meteria tried to sit upright but but alfia, emma and hera stopped her.

I stood in front of her and said "hello" her, she replied with a smile as she ruffled my hair, they were a lot like hers in a way, but mine were a little greyish.

"so you are Lio, I have been hearing so much about, you are very cute" she said as she pinched my cheeks, as a level 3 it didn't hurt, on the contrary I was quite enjoying it, suddenly the mood changed as she lifted her head and bowed in front of me startling me a little, she was obviously pushing herself to move, the struggle was faintly visible on her face,

"thank you for helping my sister" she said.

"it's alright" I replied as she smiled in return, yah that smile, that can melt adamentite, right there.

"can you cure her child?" hera asked, she sounded a bit like begging, if what I read about her and what shiva told me she was way to self conceited, hence this kinda shocked me, meteria really is hera's favorite child.

"I will try" I said as I stood beside meteria and was about to cast the spell when I suddenly received a notification.

[the spell angel's blood might harm the child in womb, will you still proceed]

Huh?, child?... Oh bell. It seems like bell's father already did the deed, [angel's blood] cures everything the body considered and outside as well as anything that is stopping the body from getting to it's optimal condition, in meteria case there are two things that are chipping her condition, her disease and baby bell and there is a chance that it might effect the child, hence no can do right now, I will just buy the A rank skill [moon drew] to nutritious her body while she is at her last month and then cast [angel's blood] on her after birth. Problem solved.

"is something wrong" a voice came from behind me, alfia was a little scared since I was just standing there doing nothing, I should have said something.

"I can't do it right now" I said.

"why?" both hera and alfia asked scared that there only hope in all these years wasn't true. While Emma calmed them down, meteria didn't show any reaction but the light in her eyes dimmed a little.

I looked at them weirdly, shouldn't it be obvious, any woman carrying a child should not put excessive strain on her body, or it might harm the child. Let's just tell them straight up.

"because the spell might harm the baby" I said.

Now all four of them looked at me confused, as hera, alfia and even Emma asked "what baby?".

To answer there question, I simply pointed at meteria's belly.

I blinked, at there confused faces, what the.. oh Oh OH!.. That's why Jason was roaming around with all of his limbs intact. They. Don't. Know. Around the same time realisation hit all four of them and they understood what I meant.

"WHAT!!?!" it was certainly heard in the entire region as both alfia and hera shouted at the top of there lungs, meteria looked at her belly as both hands went there. Emma looked like her soul left her body, more people suddenly came in the tent hearing the shout. I would say half the hera familia was in here, when suddenly I sensed immense blood lust from two sources,

"who?" alfia and hera asked, meteria tried to calm them as the rest of the familia stood there clueless, they were too afraid to approach hera and alfia, Emma looked lost, that leave me. But before they could interrogate me, alfia shouted at meteria about how the child was hinderence to her health and the reason why they can't cure her plus her body will not be able to take the stress of bearing a child.

All the newcomers looked at me, oi I am not the child they are talking about, as I pointed at the lady lying on the bed, "baby in belly" wow that rhymed.

Wait for it 3, 2, 1.

"" "" "" WHAT!?!?! "" "" "". If someone didn't heard it the first time, now everyone definitely did.

"don't worry" I said to the group that was harassing meteria, as they all looked at me.

"I can cure her after baby is out" I gave them a thumbs up, as they looked at me, but still chaos was still there, meteria looked troubled, did they forget that she is still sick?. Well I have an idea, it's going to be priceless.

"Ano..." I said to gain there attention.

"is miss meteria married?" I asked.

"no, why do you ask kid" hera asked as I tapped my chin and put on the most innocent face I could muster,

"then where did the baby come from?" they all stiffened, don't laugh, don't laugh.

I continued "when I asked auntie miliam she said when people get married a baby get in belly but if miss meteria isn't married then where did the baby came?" they all were sweating bullets right now eyes darting in every direction, they can fight the strongest monsters but cannot explain birds and bees to a child. Don't laugh damn it. Shiva needs to teach me his poker face technique.

When suddenly Jason came in, dude your timing is the worst. As every member looked at him in confusion, he had a panicked expression on his face, it didn't take a genius to add 2 with 2 with meteria expression told him to run for his life, as he ran away as soon as he arrived, along with the entire hera familia behind him screaming bloody murder. I casted [moon drew] on meteria to lessen her problem and excused myself, as I came out of the tent as I ran into zard and maxim who were wondering what Jason did to incite the entire hera familia,

I asked weather they will help him, they said that they could not allow there familia member to be bullied by another familia even if it is hera familia. And then they asked what he did.

I pointed at meteria inside and said "baby in belly"

and then at Jason was running "father".

Zard "I will write his will and get his stuff"

Maxim "I will prepare for a funeral"

As they both left, may the force be with you, papa cranel.