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demon slayer: oh no, I'm f***ed

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it was one fateful day, the day after her twin brother's funeral. our MC Leah was walking through the streets before *bam* she got hit with a bucket from a HIGH ass window killing her instantly. now in a new world very similar to an anime she watched, demon slayer. our MC will have to try to not get rekt by demons and survive. but thankfully she got a little gift from a ROB. a system ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (yeah its a system, i know you want to type BOO but please don't.) Warning do not expect a master piece, expect a dumpster fire GAYYYYYYY after the first chapter, the tone will be a shit tone (get it) less serious. it will be so un serious that you'd think it was a crackfic. do not come here for anything but a shit fest filled fanfic System

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Chapter 1death is not fun

it was the day of my twin brothers funereal. he died while doing the thing he did most, running away from a mob of angry classmates from a prank he did, though this time round a truck ran into him. to me, he was my best friend, we fucked with people, trolled people and did mostly every thing together. though the one day i was sick and not with him, he got himself killed. 

I don't feel that sad about it, most would. maybe our mother would if she were alive. but funny enough I only feel sad that I wont be able to hang out with him again, nothing more, nothing less. does that make me weird. probably does, as a kid I was always that weird child that never cried for any reason be it pain, or when our parents died. I could feel other emotions easily enough. just sadness never came. i would feel guilty about that but again, never did feel guilty about anything i did. including watching my father kill my mother.

my thoughts ended as the funeral ended, people came up to me, offering their condolences, their sympathetic smiles. but i knew it was all fake. no one really cared. maybe his classmates but that's probably because it was technically there fault, but i didn't care as i accepted their words of sympathy with a smile.

(2 days later)

it was 2 days later and i felt fresh, like there was no sadness at all, it was weird living alone. or how i no longer had a best friend to talk about but i was fine with it. it was just an . . . inconvenience, that's all it was. though i will miss him, i wont sulk around about it. 

while walking through the streets i saw an oddly parked car . . . no it was a truck. it was on the pavement, but i guess it must be doing a delivery or something. i walked past it seeing that it was empty but the second i walked by it's engine turned on. after 2 more steps i realised 'wait, how did it turn on' i quickly whip around and the truck was gone. 

'. . . ? wtf am i tripping' i then felt a drip of water on my head, one drip turned into 2, before it felt like some one poured a bucket of water on my head, i looked up and i saw a metallic bucket increasing in size . . . no wait it was falling, closer to me. *thwack* my vision cut out instantly, going black like a TV being switched off from the plug.

"it was dark"

"i felt cold"

"it was like i was floating through space"

suddenly, the world was filled with light, i was in a place that was odd, like a realm not made for human's. all that was infront of me was a black male humanoid figure sitting in a chair. it looked at me. "hmm, i don't recall having pulling any one in . . . " the figure thought for a moment "ah, your the sibling of that human truck kun chose. hmm i see yes." he got up and did something i had no clue about and a wheel popped appeared form thin air.

"hello Leah, i am known as many things but i think ROB would fit me best, you may be confused but it will be told in due time. but all you need to know is that you are being sent to the demon slayer universe. but i know how difficult that universe so i gave a nice little boost to help you. a system of a sorts. now i will spin this wheel for your breathing style and you will be sent off. "

i watch as the ROB talked with shock, 'wait, all those fanfics are real . . or wait, does that mean i am in a fanfic. also wait, the multiverse is real. how would that work ho-' *ding* my thoughts stop as i hear a loud ding noise, i see that the wheel had stopped on . . . ice breathing? 'wait that's not a breathing style' i tried to voice my questions but i could not speak, no i couldn't even move.

"i see, well it seems it is now time for me to send you off but i will tell you one thing, your brother also had something similar to this, happen to him. he too was reincarnated but he had better circumstances but enough with that. SEE YA" the ROB broke all seriousness as he kicked right in the head, the next time i opened my i was no longer in that void like realm but now in a forest, with only a katana and some appropriate clothes for the time period.

i looked up and saw a floating blue statues screen like ones you see in some fanfic, 

in 5 seconds information Transfer will begin. do note that the process does include extreme pain. 

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3

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1

wait transfer, WAIT PAIN

Transfer beginning

"AAAAAAH" i start to feel pain un like no other, as if my brain was being ripped in 2. but thankfully i wouldn't have to experience any longer as i went Unconsciousness from the pain.

A/N - first time trying something serious and not goofy. but i think i wont do this for long, or anymore. just the first chapter. after that it will be less serious and the mc will be more of a dick head

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