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Reincarnated As The Family's Darling Daughter

After the end of the world, Yu Nuannuan, who could only give birth to plants without any combat effectiveness, was abandoned and died in the mouth of zombies. Opening her eyes again, Yu Nuannuan became the only granddaughter of Yu's family in 1980. The family is really good, and the family is really poor! Loess walls, thatched roofs, creaking broken wooden beds. Wearing old clothes, eating whole grains... Yu Nuannuan clenched fists with both hands. With supernatural powers in her body, She wants to make a fortune. Everyone in the Yu family: Oops! Is our Naun Bao hungry? Dai Bao, who had just turned one year old, looked at Nuan Bao lying there waving her small fist and reflected: Is this what a baby should do? Does he have to learn that too? As soon as Dai Bao raised his fist, he was kicked on his stomach by Nuan Bao, and the next moment his feet turned upright. Dai Bao looked speechlessly on the roof, and the small curls on his forehead swayed slightly: Should he kick back?

The mage saga

A Hybrid Princess

September 29th

(BTS) Accidentally in love with my idol

ARMYs.... one of the most powerful K-pop fandom..... this fan fiction is dedicated to all ARMYs..... 'your name' was just like other girls... but her life completely changed when she met her seven idols...... and started a journey of love.....

The Lightning Striker

I was always the calm one until they showed up and made me into a weapon. But it felt right I felt power through my viens. I always did as they told me, the adrenaline flowing. Until things changed they said I became to dangerous and I had no heart left. Just darkness growing and taking over. So I have chooppd a few of the counselors heads off. I didn't want my power to go. Not yet anyway.

Enigma ;the beginning of the end.

''Oh no!oh no! ,stop it ,stop destroying everything!!" ,"stop destruction,its not helping,everything we treasure and everthing we live for will melt away, please stop" Leah screamed and yelled with all she had,she was crying and was running after this ,this....she thought it was an android ;a robot ,but now she couldn't describe it ,the world around her lay in ruins and he was still wrecking more havoc,she saw buildings and skyscrapers and domes melt down kn split seconds ,he was unstoppable. She felt an itch in her throat and her as she yelled after him ,her voice felt croaky bit she could care less.she found herself running towards him with all the speed she could gather;she was really fast; "SHE HAD SUPERSPEED" ,it was a big bold thought in her head ,she ran towards him,managed to get a grip on his machine arm and started yelling and pulling at the arm but it didn't come off. She didn't even relise that he wasn't struggling,yet he didn't push her away . "Why are you doing this" ,"are you crazy?", "can't you see all the damage you've done?," "what's your gain in this ?,you gonna kill everyone" she was saying as she struggled with the arm trying to pull it off ,she didn't even realise they were two machine arms. He pushed her and she landed hard ,she tried to stand but she couldn't, she yelled in terror when she felt a bolt of pain jolt through her ,he knelt down to look at her,he held her broken leg and squeezed the broken part so hard she ran mad with pain . "I should stop,huh? ",the voice felt so hard and harsh,she had to look up at the face; she thought it wasn't a face at all,it was scarred and half of it was tattooed, it was gruesome, "You're asking me what my gain is ?huh", this voice felt so familiar she felt she had known it all her life,she felt as though she had known him all her life ,like he was drawn out of her; the voice;it was filled with rage and consumed with emotions . "You're asking if i can't see the damage i've done" "Do YOU know what damage you have done" ; there was so much emphasis on the "YOU" "But i don't know you" she tried to speak,she was fidgeting "you should have stopped,you should not have taken that decision" she had started moving back but then she felt a hand round her neck ,she felt jerked ;her body rising slowly ,she struggle to come down but his grip was too strong "Its all your fault ,you could have stopped it ,you could have averted this destruction but now its too late" "I was supposes to build this world but now i have to destroy it,better to be dead than suffer invasion and self destruction" She tried mumbling wordsbut she couldn't speak,life was slowly leaving her body. "It's all over,goodbye" "noooooo!!!" She screamed as he flung her on a rock,she stood from afar and saw her shattered bones,she tried to stop him but she no longer had a body,she was dead. He walked through her and saw nothing. Last thing she remembered was an explosion and hot lava . She woke up.

Soul Land II: David’s Journey

PINWHEEL

Kisah seorang gadis sederhana yang suka ngaku-ngaku anak bunda Raisa.

HI BYE, MISS HIJAB [Kim Seokjin]

"Tuhanmu memang menakdirkan kita untuk bertemu nona Hijab, tapi tidak untuk mempersatukan." cerita ini fanfaction Jin (BTS)

"The secret garden"

Love in train

A short love story about Haruto

Hi readers thanks for visiting, means alot, hope I'll entertain you.

潜农在田

多年前，东湾村有四大：蚊子比苍蝇大，黄蜂比麻雀大，女婿的年纪比老丈人大……赵振华扎根乡村四十年，亲历了家乡的发展变化，也见证了东湾村新‘四大’的诞生。那么，东湾村的新‘四大’，又是什么呢？ 　　——谨以此文，向新中国七十华诞、改革开放四十周年献礼！

The Actress Queen’s Rebirth: She’s a Bigshot Loved by All Her Uncles!

One moment I was riding on a roller coaster, the next I was back to ten years ago. Let me ask you, is that exciting or not? Lu Zhen looked at her fresh, young, sixteen-year-old face in the mirror, and she laughed maniacally. In her last life, she established herself as the nation’s mascot with one advertisement. Until she was twenty-three years old, no one could shake her position. As the nation’s mascot that everyone had watched growing up, she was loved by thousands of people of the country. Her acting career was smooth sailing, and awards fell into her lap without much trouble. However, she wasn't the best judge of character. She mistakenly treated wolves as sheep and raised them by her side, supporting their growth with everything she had, and finally brought a disastrous end upon herself. Being forced out of her rest time, she didn’t hate it. Framed for drug use and forced to quit, she survived it. Even after all the ruckus when the public forced her to pretend that she was mad and stayed in the mental hospital, she endured it. But when she saw her father mistakenly take someone else for his daughter, atone for that snake and even died because of her, Lu Zhen couldn’t take it any longer. Even if she never called that person “Dad”, and even if he never knew she was his daughter, he had still died for his “daughter”. She never felt such a warm and sincere love before. That warmth should have been hers! Lu Zhen escaped from the mental hospital, but she couldn’t escape from the big truck that rammed into her head-on. Fortunately, the heavens had mercy on her and allowed her to have a do-over. In this life, there were only three things Lu Zhen wanted to do. Get revenge, find her father, and make some money. Once she got her revenge, she wouldn’t throw away the scumbags and bitches. She would dunk them in eggs, sprinkle them with bread crumbs and fry them until golden on both sides! Even the kids next door were crying! Her father was an incredible actor. He couldn’t pamper her enough, so he brought in a few more awesome uncles to pamper her together! She tried to persuade her uncles to treat everyone equally, but they didn’t want to listen. Ah, how worrying! At least a little money…Lu Zhen: “Twist a little, soak a little… Huh? I accidentally got my hands on the richest man in the country. Is this considered an alternative to getting rich?”

The Mirror of The Moon

In the Feng Continent, a big battle for supremacy between the elemental clans is about to start. The Moon or Yue Clan was the most notorius one until a big accident happened thirteen years ago. Now, the only direct heiress of the family, Yue Lin, must make sure of the survival of her family. She must make sure of it, this time.

Bleeding Hearts (Immortal Lovers #1)

Shy Boys, He's Byuntae

Kesialan yang diterima gadis pemilik syndrom skyzoid saat di gunung Naejangsan, telah membawa perubahan pada plot twist hidupnya. Membuat sang gadis perlahan terikat dengan seorang pria pemalu, yang nyatanya memiliki sebuah Alter ego; antara putih polos dan hitam pekat. Pun tak masalah bagi gadis itu, tatkala Nam Jungkook menawarkan diri untuk menjadi sosok penyembuh baginya. Hingga tabiat buruk seorang Nam Jungkook, berhasil memporakporandakan kehidupan seorang Lee Jian. Bagaimana ia kerap mendominasi serta begitu semena-mena, untuk menjadikan gadisnya sebagai bidak catur dari permainan takdir yang turut ia campur tangani. Perihal ia yang mampu mengubah gadis introvert penyuka sisi gelap dan bobroknya dunia, lantas menerima warna pastel sebagai pengawal bagi romansanya. Pun itu tak berlansung lama, selepas dualisme Nam Jungkook kembali membuat gadis itu sekarat. Hingga di tahun ke empat, takdir kembali mempertemukan keduanya melalui banana milk yang di bawa oleh jagoan kecil dari dua manusia yang menganggap masa lalu adalah sebuah kesalahan.

Sweet As Sugar

Yoongi says his final goodbye, and it's a hard one. The emotions he hides behind his sarcasm and his teenage-like habits come out for the first time, showing everyone who he truly is and who he will be in the years to come.

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神奇养殖场

我叫齐浩，意外的获得了一款名为【神奇养殖场】的应用。 只要有钱，便可以在应用里面购买各种各样的种苗用来养殖。 你说搞养殖的没出息？ 银环蚯蚓出马，城市垃圾分分钟被解决，文明城市我来贡献力量。 你说搞养殖的没钱途？ 这个月我有一个小小的目标，先挣一个亿再说！ 三界养殖场开启，灵界仙界，任我纵横。 我叫齐浩，我为我的养殖场带盐！

Amity Love

Qin Lan was an ordinary girl with nothing special about her except for the mysterious birthmark shape like the sun on her back. " The person with the same birthmark as you is your soulmate." Her mother once said. To this day she treated those words as nothing more than a joke. Why? Well, she is already 80 years old, and have never met someone who have the same birthmark as her! If there was such person, then he sure was taking his time because her time was already up! But who knew that when she open her eyes the first thing she saw are thousand upon thousands of people laying death. The promise paradise? Nirvana? Heaven? "...." "Hell?"

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归泷

她终究成了魔。 曾经那个天赋奇高的仙门弟子，已经不复存在了。

The omnipotent god goes to the Imperial academy

The god who was bored go to the academy. will he be able to satisfy his curiousity and boredom? *Note The cover image is not mine if you(the owner) wish to remove it contact me here: mira1367211@gmail.com

Immortal Soul

In the South Continent, during June every year all of the children which have turned nine are brought to Evolit Kingdom. At Evolit Kingdom the children’s spirit are drawn out by elders. After a child’s spirit is materialised there expected to go into the Evolit caves, the real reason for moving the children to the desolate kingdom. Thousands of dragons are kept in here and the children are tested to see if any of the dragons are there familiar. A creature that is bonded with them and shall live out the rest of there life with them. This journey follows Daemon, a young orphan boy.

Empress of an Alien Planet

Participant in the WSA 2021!!! Betrayed by the person she ever loved, Ally was alone and broken, drowning herself in alcohol, she fell unconscious. When she opened her eyes, she found herself locked in a filthy room inside a spaceship. And she wasn't alone, there were also 6 more females with her. Apparently, she was abducted from the earth when she was drunk. And now, she has become a nameless slave whose going to be sold in an auction in an unknown galaxy, away from her home. She thought her life was over! But their ship got under attack and it crashed into a blue planet that belonged to a superior race called the Darxians- a species similar to humans but much more beautiful, with translucent pale skin, and jewel-like eyes. What will her fate be in the hands of these beautiful creatures? *** Darxians are widely feared by all in the known universe. They are warriors with superior prowess and strength when it comes to battle however, they have one weakness... the Darxians were slowly dying out. Year by year, the rate of female births dropped dramatically, and now adult females are heavily outnumbered. It has already been predicted that their females will cease to exist altogether. However, the Darxian Emperor cannot let that happen. They detected an illegal slave ship crossing their borders. They shot it down and it crashed into their planet. An imperial squadron then came to investigate the crash and upon investigation, they found 7 human females in it. And one of them forged an unintended mating bond with a Darxian warrior. Is this possible that the Goddess Kyone sent these females to save their race? "Empress of an Alien Planet".

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Perfection in imperfections

Do you know how we've all made mistakes? Some worse than others. Imperfection is key, journey through the ends of the Earth, and not a single perfect soul shall be found. We are different, look past the mistakes and there you'll find beauty. Ever met someone confusing, complicated, and ridiculously annoying? , Say hi to Jeremy. And then there's Natasha, nice, loving, and simple with buried pasts she's afraid to face. He's a professional model and she's an amateur. He's rude and exhausting while she's gentle and calm. He's dealing with heartbreak and she's a single mom. Thanks to the agency their lives they have to suck it up and deal with each other. They are both forced to share a house, not the best thing ever but that begins the journey to a life of perfect imperfection. Who cares? perfection is overrated anyway... NB: Artwork isn't mine, if it belongs to you and you want it taken down kindly say so. Thank you @MissReeed for this absolutely fabulous cover.

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Best Friends First

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The strongest person yearning for love

Raul has always been strong. To the point where he is now the strongest person alive and yet he still has not found love the one thing that has always truly desired. Charlotte, a vampire, has always wanted to find love.The problem was that this person had to weak so that she, the strongest vampire, can see how he develops and be with him for hopefully an eternity. After a strange encounter its time to see what these two will do and carry on with their own goals. Author note: This is my first book I am writing about fantasy action so please dont blame me if there is something you are upset about.

ONLY ON THIS TIME

Kyra seorang wanita cantik dengan rambut hitam panjang, dan bekerja di sebuah kantor swasta berusia 32 tahun yang tinggal di tengah kota. Akibat kecelakaan lalu lintas kemudian meninggal, lalu pindah dunia dimana dia tinggal sebagai seorang putri kaisar berusia 3 tahun. Di kehidupan sebelumnya, tiada hari tanpa pukulan oleh kakak tirinya. Kehidupan barunya dimulai saat dia bangun tidur dan bertemu seorang wanita dengan dress hitam dan apron putih, menyapa dia sambil membawa sarapan. Kyra masih sempat berpikir jika "kehidupan barunya" ini hanya mimpi atau dia bereinkarnasi ?

Solo Swordmaster

Times change, and nothing lasts forever. Dragons and magic became legends, and heroes faded into the pages of history. It was now the age of players that were gifted immense power and skills by Constellations. “But is this power really free? …I protected this world for centuries, and this is what I get in return?!” I had all my assets seized and the only friend I had left killed. But now, humanity’s last Swordmaster—a man out of time—must pick up the blade once again to fight against a new threat to mankind—the arrival of constellations that now seek to invade the world. Will his new alliance with the longtime enemies of humanity, the Seven Princesses of the Seven Dragons Association, be able to defeat the very Constellations that bestowed humanity with their powers?

The Flying Miracle

A fairy of mystery

Supreme Celestial System

In a fantasy world where species like dragon, human, elf, phoenix, beast, mermaid, fairy, werewolf etc. live together. And it was into this world that our Mc(Arin) was transferred. Arin finds herself in someone else's body. [Then Ding!] [Ding! Supreme celestial System has been activated.] Author note: Hey first its true that the beginning of the story and some parts resemble some novels but none of the characters are related to others from the novel, also the stroy flow will become completely different later!!