Bitch you better be joking

The Anime King! Reborn! (Hiatus)

Zeno Edward Pheonix was born with a weak body full of diseases so he never got to do anything except stay inside his room, he never had friends throughout his short life the only friends he had was Anime and Manga but he died the young age of 12 but he was happy to even be alive but Fate had other plans for him though he was reborn with both a system and a sword and now a new journey begins!

Aki Kitsune and Felix

Aki Kitsune and Felix are both from the Immortal Duan Cai series. This is a short series depicting how they came together before the events of Duan Cai's series. WARNING: Contains BL Content, this is a warning for anyone sensitive to such.

UNCONDITIONALLY

I followed him upstairs uncomfortably, despite not asking anymore questions and looking very calm from the outside, I was freaking out badly, Nate just called someone a mistress, I didn't know how to react. Although one thing was for sure, if Rick was really married I wasn't going to stay with him, my heart was aching so much and I didn't know why. "This will be your room," he said while pushing two closed doors open. "Thank you," I answered then walked in. I looked around unimpressed, the room was huge, way bigger than my little house back in my country, two wardrobes were on my left, a dressing mirror on my right, in front of me was a Closed door that looked like it led to the bathroom, the bed was a meter away from me, it was huge with Beautiful purple bed covers. "Thank you Nate, you can now leave " I said. "Sure," he answered then went out and closed the doors behind him. I needed to take out my anger on someone, the mistress word was still ringing in my damn mind. The door opened and Rick entered, he closed the door and looked at me with a low sigh. I slowly stood up with a frown, for some reason he looked upset, he marched to me and pulled me to him, before I could resist his lips were on mine roughly. I wanted to fight back but I couldn't, my knees weakend and my body willingly gave in to him as I opened my mouth and welcomed his tongue assulting my own. I knew that he really was angry for some reason but I didn't care, his lips on mine brought back a lot of memories, it was the first time that he was kissing me very roughly, but for some reason I was responding. I pulled back to catch a breath for a second. He was looking at me with anger on his face. "How are you better at kissing?," He asked seriously.

The guy with a hat and gun

This novel is a great combo of history and revenge. People mostly like to read revenge type series so here it is, my best novel (the guy with hat and gun).

Gadis bisu itu, aku!

" Talak tiga !.... Seorang perempuan muda bernama Anindia Fitriani yang langsung mendapatkan talak tiga pada malam pertamanya. Malam pertama yang harusnya bahagia malah berubah...

my beautiful lady fall on me

THE CURSED LUNA AND HER FATED MATE

"Aimee, from now, I want you to become my Mate, and you can't reject me!" Aimee, an omega in the Red Moon pack, is the weakest member who lacks the ability to communicate with her wolf, and she also doesn't know who her fated mate is. The offer made by Alpha James forces Aimee to accept it resignedly. What will be Aimee's fate?

Eevee and the Stars (Nebula)

The Basilisk's Abilities

A stupid woman, her husband, and three children were riding in a car. One person delivers a great joke, and everyone else laughs except one. You might argue it was retribution for not laughing, but paralyzing someone from the waist down is just plain wrong. Landon Smith, our primary character, was paralyzed from the waist down as a result of an unforeseeable automobile accident. What's worse than being crippled is being immobile and having to care for your elderly Grandfather. All while being abandoned by the women who placed you in the hospital and practically took your legs away. I mean, it's hardly a stretch to say he seeks retribution...Right?

Priestess of Sanguine: Skyrim Erofic

Jeleia was born into poverty, and did whatever she could to survive, be it stealing, fighting, and even selling herself for a little cash. However, she didn't hate her life; instead, she found herself enjoying the thrills. One day, after completing a play through of her favorite game, Skyrim, for the umpteenth time, Jeleia fell asleep, only to wake up to one of the games most iconic lines... "Hey you, you're finally awake." This is going to be a dark, degenerate story. There will be all kinds of debauchery inside, hence the use of the Daedric Prince of Debauchery. It is a complete Power Fantasy, and the MC, Jeleia, is playing through the world of Skyrim with all the knowledge she has from her countless hours. There will be futa, pregnancy, rape, maybe bestiality, and many, many other dark things, since the world of Skyrim is ultimately... dark. If that makes you uncomfortable, then please don't read. However, if you wish to see a completely, and utterly debauched journey in one of the most beloved games of our time, please, continue forwards...

The Goddess’s Curse

Can a powerless princess, become a ruler worthy of her people? Auri, the last imperial princess of an empire that has lasted for thousands of years. After her parents (the emperor and empress) are killed, her stepmother becomes Queen Regent, and her estranged, half- brother Cael becomes the Crown Prince. But there’s dark forces at work on the continent and the queen regent somehow seems to be involved. This a coming of age (light novel) that follows Auri’s grown into becoming one of the most powerful and renowned people on the continent. Betrayal runs rampant. And sacrifices will have to be made. The road to salvation is long, and EVERYONE, is out for blood. Dum vivit in tenebris, lucem sequimur *********************************** ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ UPDATES EVERY WEDNESDAY at 9:00pm PST. ••••••••••Author's Note•••••••• Disclaimer! The story and all of it's contents and characters are all my own original work. It should not be duplicated or reproduced anywhere. Please be respectful of all the hard work and time that I have put in to creating this content. This book and the sequential books that will follow it are my babies and I WILL fight you! lol (Legally of course). Otherwise... Stay safe and healthy my Lovelies, and HAPPY READING!! ~Lots of Love Artemis Reign

ExTrA oOpS

Bored? well let's change that, get to doing something Tray

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Life In A Fiction World

An Extra/mob/npc or what you want to call him have awareness of surrounding, obtained an akashic record where he can see all the information of the world [ Name : &#(%@)#& Occupation: Extra Information: An extra to fullfil the classroom seat] [Name : ₩+!$&&÷ Occupation : Extra Information : An extra person where you always see at the background] What will he do? Will he use it for a selfish reason? or go with the flaw?

MY FIRST WAS MY LAST

DESTIN SOMBRE

La vie d'une jeune femme est complètement détruite à cause des choix de sa mère.

Cinema Thirteenth

Kier mysteriously recieves several cinema tickets dated back to the 1980's, giving her the urge to watch eerie movies of someone's life. She consults different methods to get rid of the tickets and decides to search the origin and location of the cinema. Wherein she finds out the rise and fall of a forgotten bizarre cinema, including the secrets it beholds.

A new god in Overlord (hiatus)

what happens when multi trillionair who has many unseen perks in his favourite game YGGDRASIL gets sent their as his game character oh and btw he is friends with Momonga and can be considered a third pary founding member if the guild  Ainze Ooal Gown. What will he do with his new found OPness find out later when it gets released Also MC looks like the cover I do not own Overlord or any of its characters just my oc and some of his abilities and maybe a new character or two if I feel like adding em oh and cover art aint mine so let me know if you the creator and want it removed and this is my first fanfic so go easy on me

The Extra's Return

[You have been killed by the Hero of Light.] [You have died.] I had died at the hands of the main character in the novel I had read before. But I got another chance. I regressed and returned to the time when I first entered this novel world. Once again, I live in this novel world as an extra character. Since I have experience and knowledge, especially my World System which had upgraded, I'll do what I want to do. I will become stronger than the main character. ________________________ POV 1 : √ Harem: √ Toxic Friends: X Big No. Naive Protagonist: X Pervert Protagonist: X Toxic Harem: X ________________________ English is not my first language, so, feel free to comment if any grammatical errors. This is my discord: Munruel#6488 https://discord.gg/2MzrfZGD And this is the channel of this book.

Billionaire's cruel intentions

Find it under the name of "His Wicked Gaze and Dirty Ways

Shifting lives

New life in naruto world

Sistem Penghargaan : Hidup di Amerika Serikat

Covid-19 mulai menyebar ke seluruh dunia, banyak negara melakukan karantina sehingga banyak penduduk yang harus melakukan aktifitasnya di dalam rumah, seorang pria menghabiskan waktu karantinanya dengan membaca buku, novel, menonton film, mendengarkan musik, semakin lama dia mulai bosan tinggal di dalam rumah dan nekat mencoba keluar untuk mencari hiburan, tepat ketika dia keluar dari pintu apa yang dia lihat adalah pemandangan luar angkasa yang penuh warna-warni. 'apakah saya melewati pintu kemana saja' pikirnya dan dia mendapati dirinya tidak berada diluar rumah dan pintu dibelakangnya juga menghilang, sekarang dia mengambang di luar angkasa. [Selamat anda menjadi orang terpilih dari dunia anda untuk mendapatkan kesempatan reinkarnasi]....................| tata bahasa cukup kacau, kurang pengalaman, menulis untuk kesenakangan pribadi, jangan mengejek kalau tidak suka, nikmati saja.|

Spoiler in Marvel Multiverse: Opening Live Broadcast

A dimensional live broadcast system came to Asgard, Kamar-Taj and other places. With the exposure of various spoilers including “Reunion 3”, the entire American comic multiverse is in chaos! Loki: It’s all about being beaten by the green fat, killed by Thanos, and forced to join the Time and Space Administration. What’s the matter with that female Loki? Iron Man: Dark Forest! Two-way foil! The Three Body Universe is incredible! Black Widow: I, in the super body universe, can control time and space after developing my brain to 100%! Thor: My hammer! my eyes! How can I become so fat! Scarlet Witch: In the world of “Godzilla”, Kuaiyin and I are actually husband and wife. This is terrible! Magneto: Wanda, although we are in different parallel universes, you can still call me Dad. Joker: Why is it so serious? Whee……

The Inheritance: A Vampires Rise To Power

A Vampire boy who has been irregular throughout all of his life, is about to go through challenges he's never faced before, power he's never dared to dream of having, and authority above all others, and bravery higher than all of Vraulodura. How will he fare with this newfound power, and who will try to stop his rise to the true top?

KEIR (YOUR'S)

Hey there! You won't believe what just happened to me! One minute I'm Cia, your average secretary, and the next, I'm totally smitten with my boss, Ryo. And guess what? Ryo's not just any boss, she's the amazing Empress of the Hotelier, a total powerhouse! Here's the thing, Ryo is as brilliant as she is beautiful, but there's a whole other side to her, a secret one. The more I get to know her, the more I realize there's so much more than meets the eye. And let me tell you, the deeper I get, the more I'm screwed! Honestly, I have no idea what the future holds, but one thing's for sure - it's going to be one heck of a ride! So, buckle up and join me on this wild adventure. You won't regret it. P.S. There will be secrets, steamy moments, and an ending that will totally blow you away. Just kidding..hahah..ofc the ending will be what you guys want but it doesn't mean that the middle of the story will be the same.

Forbidden Mansion (A paranormal fantasy love saga)

After a tragedy that took her parents away from her more than ten years ago, Isabelle has found herself engrossed in paranormal world. Suddenly she was offered a paranormal show,and the money was too good to reject the offer. As they step inside an old mansion, sparks start flying between Isabelle and Tristan. To make sure that their test fails, the furniture is hurled by someone on them .Worse yet, evil seems to have followed Isabelle to her house. She also explores why the man by her side on camera is the last man she can trust in real life.

我的邻居是皇帝

叶华救了一个皇子，从此圣人垂青，与皇家比邻，看风起云涌…… 郭威说：朕瓦棺而薄葬，勤俭之美，终始可称。虽享国之非长，亦开基之有裕矣。 柴荣说：朕当以十年开拓天下，十年养百姓，十年致太平足矣！ 赵匡胤说：天下一家，卧榻之侧，岂容他人鼾睡乎！ 望着巍峨高耸的宫门，叶华只想说，你们爱谁谁，不是赵二就成…… 读者群：284 427 642

Super H.E.R.O

What happens when the forces of this world fight? What happens if one dies? Do we all die or are the forces of this earth more than just visible things? Find out.

Potpourri of Tales

Heart-warming tales about life, love, hope, and new beginnings! A roundup of soul-stirring glimpses that my mind's eye sees in the form of short fiction. As the characters spring off the page, I hope you find at least one tale that resonates with you. Enjoy! Notes: - One short story (or more, if time and circumstances permit) a month. - Each piece stands individually, so you don’t need to read the book chronologically. - If you enjoy these stories, please follow me on the following platforms for more of my work: • Follow my blog www.cantiara.com for my spilled thoughts. • Follow my Instagram @iamcantiara for a miscellany of my poems. --- Story 1 - Christmas Rollercoaster: Instead of dreaming about ambition and riches, Nate had dreamed about a family—a family that he was going to leave in tatters once ALS ran its course. Story 2 - Shining Through His Broken Pieces: After a difficult start, a young man tentatively begins to live in the light—rather than continue to hide in the shadows. But can he ever risk opening his heart, even for someone special? Story 3 - Learning to Live: Gregg Miller likes his life just the way it is, thank you very much. A steady job working at a law firm, a beautiful girlfriend, time to go out with his friends; he has everything a man could want. And yet… He begins to ponder where his life is going, just as it is forced in a new direction. With the sudden appearance of the son he hadn’t even known existed, Gregg is thrust into a new role that he never expected to play: a father. And though Gregg likes his routine, the predictability, and stability of it all, he begins to realize that life doesn’t always follow a defined path — and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Story 4 - ILY: For so long, everyone thought Hailey was deaf when, in reality, she just doesn't like talking and learned sign language at a young age. She never corrected anyone until someone confessed their love for her, thinking she couldn't hear them. Story 5: Coming soon. Stay tuned!

Lifetime warranty

A self, a vessel of dreams and fears, Weathering storms, shedding silent tears. Yet, resilient like a timeless tree, Rooted deep, unyielding, wild and free.

Souls Unlimited Online: A Free Unique Skill For Everyone!!

Special Thanks to my Friend Fuwari for making the Cover Art! Find her on: https://www.instagram.com/fuwari_sotto/ | https://twitter.com/Fuwari_Sotto?s=09 | https://www.facebook.com/FuwariSotto/ In a world controlled by a Super Advanced AI, a society which many would describe as a Utopia, comes the advent of Souls Unlimited Online. A brand spanking, asscheeks reddening, new VRMMORPG that boasts of its promise to give each and every single one of its players, from the dumbest to the dumb, a Unique Skill of their own! Such a premise, so enticing! Riveting! Mouth-watering! So many VR gadgets immediately drenched in fluids of all kinds! Enter Fira Dragonir. A very eager player with a dragonoid avatar being followed around by a scantily clad robot lady who is actually his system avatar, an AI assigned specifically to him. He ignores everyone else to instead talk to her! Is he destined to go down the path of the edgy solo player who is very obviously overcompensating!? But just then, a new challenger appears! Enter Gothra, a player with an avatar that looks very normal, a somewhat rarity in the age of The System where anyone's body can be freely modified as they see fit. But one look at her system avatar and you'd question if this goofy-looking character really belongs to such a normal-looking woman! A man with a very buff and large body, covered by a bear fur suit, then wearing a gothic lolita maid outfit on top of that bear suit, and donning a gun strapped to his shoulder as the final touch. Wow, that's a lot! Slow down Gothra! Use some of that creativity for yourself! This very likely duo found each other, taking the entire world of Souls Unlimited Online by storm! They said so themselves, so it must be true! Follow their heroic destiny as they forge their bonds, discover the realms, vanquish their foes, and sometimes do stupid shit! Ok, they do the stupid shit the most. Everything else is optional, actually. But despite what others may say about them, no matter how many stares or cheers they may receive, none shall stop their rise as their names are forever engraved in the anals of history. The Legend of Gothra and Fira: The Two Dumbest Unique Skill Users!

Happiness after long

Tracks Go Mad

Viraj is forced to plan an adventurous trip with his friends Yugank, Daktar, Apoorva and Shreni, including his sister Mihira. The rest is a disaster.

On the Edge of Our Thread Crawls Desperation in Between

Beberapa Orang Gila di Akademi Sihir Elite

Namaku Cero Black. Usiaku 18 tahun. Untuk memenuhi janjiku, aku masuk ke Akademi Sihir Elite. Itu adalah sebuah sekolah sihir paling bergengsi di dunia. Awalnya, aku hanya ingin menikmati masa mudaku, tapi siapa tahu kalau terdapat kegelapan dan konspirasi di dalam sekolah itu. Aku baru sadar kalau hanya orang gila yang mau masuk ke sana. Aku tahu, itu juga termasuk diriku.

The K project

Warning: Has inappropriate language, don’t read if you get offended by inappropriate language. Story is about how the main character Myranda and the red king, Mikoto and the relationship they have together. This is a romantic fantasy.

SUAMIKU,DAUN MUDA

Bagaimana jika hanya karena sentuhan yang tak di sengaja,membuat Axel terpaut hati pada seorang wanita yang ternyata adalah seorang janda kembang yang di tinggal mati oleh sang suami tepat di hari pertama mereka sah menjadi suami istri. Sebuah malam dimana ia tak menduga menjadi malam sialnya karena harus bertarung dengan para preman yang ia sendiri tak tahu ada masalah apa antara ia dan para preman tersebut.Namun tanpa ia duga,di tengah ia berjibaku dengan sang asisten bertarung melawann lima pria bertubuh besar itu tiba tiba ada sosok perempuan memkai sebuah kain untuk menutupi wajahnya ikut masuk dalam pertarungan tersebut. Tanpa ia dan sang asisten duga,dengan berani wanita itu menggores salah satu dari mereka hanya dengan menggunakan pisau lipat.bertepatan dengan itu polisi pun datang dan membuat para preman itu memilih kabur. Lalu kira kira apa yang terjadi setelah itu ? Simak yuk kelanjutannya...

A Curses Guide To Living

(An Homage to both A Cursed Gamer and A Gamers Guide to Necromancy, Made by Master4thWall and Dark_Wolf_Shiro (4thWall is on WebNovel and Wattpad, Shiro is on Ao3, as far as I know) It was natural, being betrayed, it wasn't uncommon or required a soh story to happen. All it took was one person, and one mistake. Calling my life a 'sob story' would be fair, but a sob story truly only worked if the person was worth the damn. And with how quickly I was left half dead in an alley, I'd assume I wasn't worth much, not much more than the rotting corpse. [Reincarnation Initialized: You've been chosen by [The Librarian] for a System] [Reincarnation: Complete] Fuck, I'd rather go back to sleep then deal with it, nto like I have much choice. I suppose it can't be all bad if I was chosen, better than hell I guess.