Mary sue defeats the villain

"My name is Mary sue, a totally normal girl except for the fact that I am half Aardvark,Abyssinian,Adelie Penguin,Affenpinscher,Afghan Hound,African Bullfrog,African Bush Elephant,African Civet,African Clawed Frog,African Forest Elephant,African Palm Civet,African Penguin,African Tree Toad,African Wild Dog,Ainu,Airedale Terrier,Airedoodle,Akbash,Akita,Akita Shepherd,Alabai,Alaskan Husky,Alaskan Malamute,Alaskan Shepherd,Albacore Tuna,Albatross,Aldabra Giant Tortoise,Alligator,Alligator Gar,Alpaca,Alpine Dachsbracke,Alpine Goat,Alusky,Amazon River Dolphin (Pink Dolphin),American Alsatian,American Bulldog,American Cocker Spaniel,American Coonhound,American Eskimo Dog,American Foxhound,American Hairless Terrier,American Pit Bull Terrier,American Pygmy Goat,American Staffordshire Terrier,American Toad,American Water Spaniel,Amur Leopard,Anatolian Shepherd Dog,Anchovies,Angelfish,Angora Goat,Ant,Anteater,Antelope,Appenzeller Dog,Apple Head Chihuahua,Arapaima,Arctic Fox,Arctic Hare,Arctic Wolf,Armadillo,Asian Elephant,Asian Giant Hornet,Asian Palm Civet,Asiatic Black Bear,Aurochs,Aussiedoodle,Aussiedor,Australian Bulldog,Australian Cattle Dog,Australian Kelpie Dog,Australian Labradoodle,Australian Mist,Australian Retriever,Australian Shepherd,Australian Terrier,Avocet,Axolotl,Aye Aye,Babirusa,Baboon,Bactrian Camel,Badger,Baiji,Balinese,Banded Palm Civet,Bandicoot,Banjo Catfish,Barb,Barn Owl,Barn Swallow,Barnacle,Barracuda,Barramundi Fish,Barred Owl,Basenji Dog,Basking Shark,Bassador,Basset Fauve de Bretagne,Basset Hound,Bassetoodle,Bat,Bavarian Mountain Hound,Bea-Tzu,Beabull,Beagador,Beagle,Beagle Shepherd,Beaglier,Beago,Bear,Bearded Collie,Bearded Dragon,Beaski,Beaver,Bedlington Terrier,Beefalo,Beetle,Belgian Shepherd,Beluga Sturgeon,Bengal Tiger,Bergamasco,Bernedoodle,Bernese Mountain Dog,Bernese Shepherd,Bichir,Bichon Frise,Bichpoo,Biewer Terrier,Bighorn Sheep,Bilby,Binturong,Bird,Bird Of Paradise,Birman,Bison,Black And Tan Coonhound,Black Marlin,Black Rhinoceros,Black Russian Terrier,Black Wasp,Black Widow Spider,Black-Footed Ferret,Blister Beetle,Blobfish,Bloodhound,Blue grosbeak,Blue Iguana,Blue Jay,Blue Lacy Dog,Blue Shark,Blue Whale,Bluefin Tuna,Bluetick Coonhound,Bobcat,Boggle,Boglen Terrier,Bolognese Dog,Bombay,Bongo,Bonito Fish,Bonnethead Shark,Bonobo,Booby,Borador,Border Collie,Border Terrier,Bordoodle,Borkie,Bornean Orang-utan,Borneo Elephant,Boston Terrier,Bottlenose Dolphin,Bowfin,Bowhead Whale,Box Turtle,Boxador,Boxer Dog,Boxerdoodle,Boxsky,Boxweiler,Boykin Spaniel,Brazilian Terrier,British Timber,Brittany,Brown Bear,Brown Hyena,Brussels Griffon,Budgerigar,Buffalo,Bull Shark,Bull Terrier,Bulldog,Bullfrog,Bullmastiff,Bumblebee,Burmese,Burmese Python,Burrowing Frog,Bush Baby,Butterfly,Butterfly Fish,Caiman,Caiman Lizard,Cairn Terrier,Camel,Camel Cricket,Camel Spider,Canaan Dog,Canada Lynx,Canadian Eskimo Dog,Canadian Horse,Cane Corso,Capybara,Caracal,Caribou,Carolina Dog,Carolina Parakeet,Carp,Carpenter Ant,Cashmere Goat,Cassowary,Cat,Caterpillar,Catfish,Cavador,Cavalier King Charles Spaniel,Cavapoo,Centipede,Cesky Fousek,Cesky Terrier,Chameleon,Chamois,Cheagle,Cheetah,Chesapeake Bay Retriever,Chickadee,Chicken,Chihuahua,Chimaera,Chimpanzee,Chinchilla,Chinese Crested Dog,Chinese Paddlefish,Chinese Shar-Pei,Chinook,Chinstrap Penguin,Chipmunk,Chipoo,Chorkie,Chow Chow,Chow Shepherd,Cicada,Cichlid,Clouded Leopard,Clownfish,Clumber Spaniel,Coati,Cockapoo,Cockatoo,Cockroach,Codfish,Coelacanth,Collared Peccary,Collie,Colossal Squid,Common Buzzard,Common Frog,Common Loon,Common Raven,Common Toad,Cookiecutter Shark,Cooper's Hawk,Coral,Corgidor,Corgipoo,Corkie,Corman Shepherd,Cotton-top Tamarin,Cougar,Cow,Coyote,Crab,Crab Spider,Crab-Eating Macaque,Crane,Crappie Fish,Crested Penguin,Crocodile,Cross River Gorilla,Curly Coated Retriever,Cuscus,Cuttlefish, teeehe silly me, i know that everybody is like that, well anyways today is my first day at deux machina school!, i cant wait to--- oh no! its my rival, who is obnoxiously evil for no reason(almost like the author is too lazy to flesh out his characters, and instead relies on power fantasy tropes)!, woe is me, if only i had a hero!" suddenly sparklemcsparckleface appears and says this to unamed rival1 " how dare you oppose Mary sue in any way!, she's an angel!", then sparklemcsparckleface turns into a werewolf and kills unamed rival1, she dies, and then a wolf appears and poos(random = funny) and then a police officer tries to arrest sparklemcsparckleface but thanks to Mary sue's charms he gives up and begs to marry Mary sue, but of course Mary sue is ignorant that both sparklemcsparckleface and unnamed policeofficer1 love her, because if she did she would be a prude."see you guys next week" says Mary sue because she is above the 4th wall, because she is half author