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Acting Tough in Another World.

Tác giả: Yu_Hiro
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Guy gets reborn in another, has no power what's so ever, in a world where everyone else has power. "So what if I don't have power at the moment? With my system I shall rule the world!" System is locked "Huh?" What? I should write a better synopsis? Who has time for that? On hold because I'm off to save the world from hostile Extraterrestrial, Vampire Nazis, And evil Radioactive Space Wizard Ghosts.

Chapter 1The Afterlife has Management problems.

"Are you sure?"

"....Yes."

"Then I bless you, and bid you a fulfilling Life."

"Thank you."

"....."

With a flash of light, the soul entered the door that lead to life.

"Nephthys"

"Brother"

"How is he?"

"Another one."

Osiris stared at the door in which the soul left and sighed.

"Humans these days...always asking to get reborn in another world. Hmmph. What's so good about them? Earth has Pepsi and Coke."

"Osiris? Have you been drinking behind my back?" Nephthys smiled, the type of smile that means "You're already dead". That Smile.

Osiris started sweating, which is quite a feat, considering Gods don't have a physical forms that can sweat.

"Nephthys...At this point, like any male in the human world, I would be saying "I can explain", but since I can't explain, I might as well tell you this....I DRANK ALL OF TH-"

Screams of pain and agony insures. I must say, his ability to shoot himself in the foot sure would make a certain God of Foot Shooting named Rol***d proud.

"YOU *Censored*! HOW DARE YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET OFFERINGS FROM EARTH WHEN OUR RELIGION IS DEAD! (Huh was that a pun? You know death Goddess, Dead Religion? I'll shut up now.) THE ONLY RECENT OFFERINGS WE HAD WERE SOME FANATIC RICK RIORDAN FANS! *Censored Censored Censo(Censored)red Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored C(Censored )d Censored* (My god she cuss so much she Censored the Censored!)

"SHUT UP NARRATOR!"

(Okay fine have it your way! I'm just going to be here drinking my can of Coke then!)

Then a soul appear, and looking around he thought is this heaven? Then he heard screams of torturous pain that shook one's being. Death-fill cries which would make one think the one who makes such sounds long for death.

Ah no, it's must be the other place then.

The New Soul turned and left.

Then a Newer soul came into being looked around, and thought. I can steal some of these stuff. The Newer soul then proceed to rob the place and left. As he was leaving however he heard

"NO DON'T CUT THAT OFF! WITHOUT IT, I'M NOT A MAN!"

"DON'T WORRY BROTHER! YOU BEEN CUT UP INTO A THOUSAND PIECES BEFORE! SO REATTACHING SOMETHING AS SMALL AS THIS WON'T BE A PROBLEM NOW WOULD IT?!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Snip.

The Newest Soul who witness this, felt his crotch go cold, ran out the door as fast as he can.

The Newer Newest Soul thought, That's hot.

Thus Osiris who has become an it, sacrificed his manhood for a gallon of Coke and Pepsi.

...

What are you still doing here? The main character left at the

"Are you sure?"

"....Yes."

"Then I bless you, and bid you a fulfilling Life."

"Thank you."

"....." part.

Get going! Read the next chapter! Motivational speech! Good Novel, Good Novel! Evil Cliffhanger. What? You want more? Why should I?

"DANG AUTHOR WRITE MY STORY PROPERLY!" said Newest Newest Soul.

Huh? Who are you you?

"I'm the main character! Look! It's here, written in my Protagonist and Author contract! Below the slow and painful death for 1000 years paragraph!"

Let me see that! Hmm .....Main character type Lin Fan model 3...1000-1500 chapter agreement...

"Thus in signing the contract both parties agree in the Main Character and Author contract, and all written there in..."

...Who was the other guy then?

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"OH GOD WHY?! WHERE IS MY DEMI-HUMAN HAREM?! WHAT IS THIS?!"

"Relax lost one, all is welcome in the Beautiful Muscle and God Bei*eng religion."

"KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!"

"Relax little one, all will be well soon."

"DOOOOO IIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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.....Huh.

Well.....Umm.

"W-were you going to p-put me t-through t-that...?"

Well not all at once...

Newest Newest Soul has ended his existence.

Hmmm....Could be a problem....Aha!

You there.

"Huh? Me?" asked recently entered soul.

You want to be reborn in another world right?

"Yes, I have always wanted to-"

Good, you're main character now, go act tough in another world.

"Wait-" Cue Poof sound effect.

Hmm, all should be well now....

"Narrator..."

The Author froze, as he felt a fear he has never felt before emerged from his heart.

N-Nephyhtys? I'm not N-Narrator.....It's me y-your beloved Author....

"Ah? My mistake, I thought you were someone else...."

A-ahaha it's okay...

"But seeing Narrator is not here....You will do..."

Eh?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Thus Author-sama died-

"Oh there you are!"

(Narrator has fled)

"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE?!"

Meanwhile with our actual main character,

"....Hmm.....That's a beautiful sky..." Lin Fan then looked behind him

"Ah, and the ground is rapidly approaching....."

And then the main character died,

The End.

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