I'm Not Tasty

The air in the car seemed to grow warm at this question right away.

An Xiaxia thought Sheng Yize was going to hit her and held her little head between her hands. She pleaded in a pitiful voice, "Not my head! I'm really going to get dumber if you hit my head again!"

Sheng Yize pulled her into his arms, looking sullen. "An Xiaxia, have you seen the film about making BBQ pork buns out of human flesh? Tell me, which flavor do you prefer? Just spiced meat? Or shall we mix it with a little mushroom or radish…"

An Xiaxia went pale and struggled with all her limbs. "I… I'm not tasty at all! You can't eat me! And, and it's illegal to eat other people! My brother is a lawyer and I can have him sue you!"

Sheng Yize was going out of his way to frighten her and snorted. "How are you going to tell him when you're already a pork bun?"