77. Hush money and car

The next day after our nice long conversation of my mom's extra curricular activities and I promised my mom I wouldn't tell anyone my mom surprised me with a new car and a check for $5,000. Otherwise known as hush money.

Dad was pissed when she did this but told him that I knew and he quickly changed his tune. He even took care of the insurance and payments.

Dad eyed me as he spoke about how much we got making sure I wouldn't say shit. I quietly gave him a small quick nod to confirm I hadn't.

He smiled once he saw that.

If only he knew what I had been doing to his daughter, to Kelly, then he'd probably kick my ass. Or he'd probably be receptive to it if he was ok letting a metric fuck ton of guys see his naked wife. Honestly I had no idea other than it's probably not good.

Jesus this family has WAY too many secrets.

I wonder if we could start our own soap opera and call it 'Living with the Michaels'. We'd probably get banned quick once they find out about Kelly and I. But with all the other sick and twisted show's we might be number 1 in the ratings for all I knew.

I'm surprised my ass isn't in therapy. Fuck if any of this goes sideways I probably will need a therapist to help fix my psyche with everything.

I needed to change my thinking, "So when is that happening?"

My dad coughed again, "Probably next week. I'll go to the city and county to see if I can purchase the land next to us and start that process. I'll probably start that maybe tomorrow or something."

Kelly nodded, "That's cool."

I finished my plate. I needed coffee if I'm going to deal with any of this crap.

Especially if I was going to have an unpleasant talk with my mother about MY extra curricular activities....which is rich coming from my mother.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Yet, why was I still afraid?

I excused myself from breakfast and told Summer and Kelly that I needed coffee which they thought was a brilliant idea.

They originally wanted that nasty burned coffee room the major coffee company. Not me I wanted real coffee.....or in this case coffee that wasn't fucking burned.

Of course Summer and Kelly teased me that the place I wanted to go to was nothing but eye candy and overpriced coffee.

I smiled telling them they were half right. There was major eye candy...if you're a guy that is. But the coffee is actually good and fairly priced.

A shit ton better than the place they wanted.

We agreed that we would go to our separate coffee places and would meet up at Ben's location so he could fit her for her mask. And then be back home for our spa appointment with mom.

The girls gave mea head start and dad gave me $50 to pick up coffee from my location. Apparently they cared a certain coffee that he enjoys.

The place I was going to was 'Thongs n Linoleum Baristas' or as I like to call it just linoleum for short.

For those that are unaware Linoleum is your typical shack with girls dressed in skin clad clothing usually thongs and apparel to hide their nipples or lower lips but show off enough skin to attract males. And they make a decent cup of coffee in my opinion.

Five years ago it was only the more main stream popular coffee places and some mom and pop shops that offered fresh coffee.

Then a few years ago when certain laws changed places like Thongs n Linoleum Baristas started popping up all over the place.

Hell we had 4 of them in our city. But my main focus was one linoleum location in particular.

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