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"Yi Feng, did a cockroach fly into your room?"

"Do not be afraid, do not panic, let me go and kill it!"

Gu Muxi shouted repeatedly, then turned around and left the room like a bolt of lightning.

Yi Feng tugged at the corner of his mouth, this girl still "loved" small creatures so much!

He still remembered when he was about six or seven years old, a group of children were digging in the mud in the community when suddenly a caterpillar fell from a tree, scaring the other children to tears, who then ran away.

Only Gu Muxi, curious, poked it with a stick and even picked it up to show everyone.

She said in her baby voice, "What's there to be afraid of?"

At that time, she even brought the caterpillar home to play with, but later, wanting to test the caterpillar's elasticity, she accidentally tore it into two pieces…

Later, she also did a number of bold deeds, including but not limited to burning cockroaches with fire, pouring boiling water on ants, and stabbing flies with needles.

Yi Feng went to open the door, and Gu Muxi dashed into the house, "Where? Where is the cockroach?"

"I'm ready!"

She raised the slipper she was holding in her hand, which was definitely a lethal weapon against the cockroach.

"It should still be in the room, Inspector General, I'll leave the rest to you," Yi Feng said with a smile.

"Don't worry, Little Feng, lead the way, let me take care of it!" Gu Muxi said proudly.

The two returned to the room and found two cockroaches motionless on the wall, seemingly not afraid of humans at all.

This was actually a characteristic of the American cockroach; they can fly and are not afraid of humans, light, and dare to move during the day.

Such pests must be eliminated by everyone.

Gu Muxi narrowed her eyes, slowly raised the slipper, and tiptoed closer.

When she was only about a meter away, she stopped, suddenly threw the slipper in her hand!

The movement was clean and swift, the slipper hit one of the cockroaches on the wall precisely like a hidden weapon!

"Snap!"

The slipper flattened it, and the cockroach's body fell down with the slipper.

Yi Feng was stunned by this scene, dumbfounded.

Wow! That was awesome!

A human weapon!

However, the other cockroach, startled by the noise, continued to climb up the wall, shivering in the corner of the ceiling.

Gu Muxi glanced at it, her brows slightly furrowed, "This guy is pretty smart, knowing to crawl into the corner."

"Now it won't be easy to hit it with a slipper."

If it misses, it might just crawl outside the window.

What to do now?

Gu Muxi rubbed her chin, thought for a moment, then suddenly turned to Yi Feng, "Little Feng, help me out."

"Huh? Me? How can I help you?" Yi Feng pointed at himself, confused.

"I'm not tall enough, give me a lift, lift me up!" Gu Muxi rolled her eyes at him.

"Ah, this…"

Yi Feng glanced at Gu Muxi, who was wearing a loose nightgown, and those slender, fair legs under the gown were quite eye-catching.

Gulp…

He swallowed, hehe smiled, "Sure, I'm very willing to help!"

Gu Muxi didn't look at him, her attention was all on the remaining cockroach.

She walked to the wall, whispered, "I'm ready, make sure you hold me steady!"

"Is your strength okay?"

Yi Feng patted his chest, "Don't worry, no problem!"

"Okay, let's start!" Gu Muxi said seriously.

Yi Feng stood behind her, his hands on her tiny waist.

The moment he touched her, Yi Feng realized her waist was really slim!

And… soft and mushy, feeling extremely good.

Yi Feng subconsciously squeezed.

Gu Muxi felt the mischievous hands on her waist, as if currents were running through, her cheeks reddened, and she turned back to glare at him.

"What are you doing! Scratch me again, and I won't help you with the cockroach, let you spend the night with the cockroach!"

"Cough cough, used to it, used to it." Yi Feng said with an awkward smile.

Gu Muxi refocused, "Make sure you hold on!"

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

Gu Muxi counted down, then took a deep breath, with Yi Feng's hands' strength, she was lifted.

Yi Feng used all his strength to lift her, suddenly realizing she was quite light, probably not more than 90 pounds?

Even so, his hands were shaking, feeling like he couldn't hold on for long.

"Gu Muxi, hurry up!"

"Yi Feng, you must hold on! Don't lose, lose your strength!"

"I don't want to either, who made you fat!"

"I'm not! You're just weak!"

Gu Muxi, with long arms, could barely reach, and slapped hard.

"Snap!"

The remaining cockroach was also flattened.

"Ah ha! Done!" Gu Muxi shouted happily.

But Yi Feng's arms could no longer hold on, he staggered backward, falling onto the bed.

His hands released, and Gu Muxi also fell down, crashing onto him.

"Bang!"

"Creak!"

The bed made a mournful sound.

Yi Feng not only fell onto the bed but also had Gu Muxi pressing on his stomach, almost throwing up everything he had eaten that night.

"Yi Feng, are you okay?" Gu Muxi turned her head, concerned.

Yi Feng's face turned purple, weakly said, "Can you, can you get off me first?"

Gu Muxi then realized she was sitting on him, laughed dryly, and quickly stood up.

"It's all your fault for not holding on, you can't blame me, ha!"

Yi Feng recovered, teased, "It's all because you've eaten too much again, definitely gained weight!"

Gu Muxi: "(╬￣皿￣)!!"

"Stinky Yi Feng, dare to call me fat? I think you're asking for trouble!"

Gu Muxi grabbed his leg, then twisted it back.

"Ow!"

Yi Feng was flipped over, one leg firmly held by Gu Muxi.

"Let go, let go, murdering your husband!"

Gu Muxi's cheeks were hot, she spat, "Psh, nonsense husband, shameless!"

But she still let go of his leg.

Stinky Yi Feng, dare to call me fat?

Am I fat?

I'm clearly normal, okay!

"Alright, deal with the corpses yourself, I'm going to sleep!" Gu Muxi waved her hand, picked up the slipper, and left.

"Hey, Gu Muxi, can't you just take care of the corpses? Take them away!" Yi Feng got up and shouted.

Gu Muxi, with her hands behind her back, turned her head, posing like a lonely expert.

"I, the young lady, only kill, not bury!"

Saying that, she walked out of the room without looking back.

Yi Feng chuckled, this girl, really knows how to act!

Well, better clean up myself!

Yi Feng swept the cockroach corpses away with a broom, then went to wash up.

When he came out from washing up, he saw that the light in Gu Muxi's room was already off.

Did this girl fall asleep?

Yi Feng drew the curtains, turned on the computer, ready to continue working on antivirus software.

Just as he logged onto QQ, he found Gu Muxi's alt account online.

"Well, well, turning off the lights to sneakily play on the computer!"

"Ding ding ding—"

Tsinghua Nianhua sent a message.

Yi Feng opened it.

Tsinghua Nianhua: "Hey, Feng, let me tell you a horror story, I saw it on Tianya."

Feng: "What?"

Tsinghua Nianhua: "Once, a scholar met a respectable woman on the road, and the scholar secretly said this woman was really fat."

Feng: "And then?"

Tsinghua Nianhua: "he was beaten to death."

Yi Feng: "..."

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