Tayuya's Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Music

Sakura's fingers wrapped around one of the two cylindrical objects nestled between her breasts. Her scrolls were damp with cleavage sweat, but thankfully, they were made out of specially treated paper that had been made to last. Once she was certain that she had made the right choice, Sakura withdrew the correct scroll with a flourish, and she laid it out flat on top of the barrel containing Kimimaro.

"Hang on," said Kidōmaru slowly. "I don't remember there being so many formulas on that scroll…"

Unfortunately, he had rightfully noticed that something was wrong! Firstly, there were three distinct Jutsu formulas inscribed on this particular scroll, instead of just one. Secondly, instead of being sealing formulas, the three patterns actually represented summoning formulas!

Kidōmaru lunged towards Sakura, but he was a split second too late to stop her. Sakura bit her thumb until she drew blood, before slamming her hand on the first pattern, smearing it with her crimson lifeblood!

"Summoning Jutsu!"

A plume of white smoke exploded from the scroll, momentarily blinding everyone in the cramped hideout— but Kidōmaru had already been midway through his attack when this had happened. He sailed through the curtain of smoke; slamming into Sakura and sending them both tumbling to the ground.

"Eh?" came Karin's confused voice through the smokescreen. "Where am I?"

The smoke quickly dissipated, revealing a very dishevelled Karin wearing half-buttoned pyjamas; her mouth was full of bubbles and holding a pink toothbrush in her right hand. She could only count her lucky stars that Sakura hadn't summoned her a few seconds earlier, when she'd still been sitting on the toilet…

Which just went to show why shinobi generally wouldn't summon each other like this. To sign a summoning contract meant that you would constantly run the risk of getting whisked away at your summoner's whim; at any time, and from any distance. There was more than one reason why summoned beasts would set time limits on their summons, but getting stranded in a foreign land was one of them!

"Jirōbō!" snarled Sakon. "Kill the hostages!"

Even though she was busy wrestling on the ground, fending off the six-armed Kidōmaru who had mounted her, Sakura still had the presence of mind to remember that the enemy was still holding Shizune and Tsunade hostage. Her foot shot out, and it made contact with the huge barrel containing Kimimaro; sending it flying across the room and crashing into Jirōbō!

"Eep!" yelped Karin, as the barrel flew out from under her, causing her to fall on her butt.

'Whoa,' said Inner Sakura. 'I don't remember us being that strong!'

Despite her appearance, Tsunade was incredibly strong— inhumanly strong, in fact.

The Chakra Enhanced Strength Jutsu only added to Tsunade's inborn brute strength, and it was the combination of these two factors that made her the strongest human alive. As such, while Sakura had absorbed Tsunade's breast chakra only a few hours ago, her muscles were already beginning to adapt; even though she couldn't access much of her own chakra yet!

"Karin!" shouted Sakura. "Grab the scroll, and summon the others— oof!"

Kidōmaru's blows kept slipping past Sakura's guard and hitting her in vulnerable areas; he had six arms, while she only had two! Furthermore, her reflexes, which were normally insanely fast, were still dulled by the chakra-inhibiting drug's effects.

…

At the same time, in another corner of the room…

"Tayuya, don't!" hissed Sakon, as he threw two kunai at Karin. "There's not enough room! Just activate the first stage of your cursed seal and back us up with Taijutsu!"

Tayuya lowered her flute from her lips and glowered at her teammate.

Her indiscriminate sound-based Genjutsu would have done more harm than good, since the Sound Four already had numerical superiority… for now. Besides, there wasn't enough space in the small underground bunker for her summoned beasts.

"Fine, whatever," Tayuya grumbled, as black lines spider-webbed across her face. "Twats; you and your brother both…"

…

Even though she wasn't sure what she was doing here, Karin knew how to differentiate friend from foe. She dived, avoiding Sakon's kunai, and she swiped her hand across the summoning scroll that had fallen to the floor; smearing Sakura's blood across the second summoning formula and pouring some of her own chakra into the formation.

"Summoning Jutsu!"

A second plume of smoke burst out of the scroll and filled the room, temporarily blocking the combatants' sightlines; before rapidly dispersing…

"Kyaaa!" squealed Karin. "Why… Why don't you have any clothes on, you, you… pervert!!"

From the smoke emerged Hyūga Neji… sopping wet, and naked as the day he was born. Evidently, Karin had summoned him in the middle of his after-morning-training shower…

'Oi, what kind of fanservice is this?' said Inner Sakura, a trail of blood running down her nose.

"SHANNAROOO!" shouted Sakura.

Sakura finally managed to kick Kidōmaru off of her, sending him flying upwards. He flipped in midair and landed upside down on the ceiling— making him look rather like Spider-Man, only with four more arms and no red and blue costume.

'Your comparisons suck,' said Inner Sakura dismissively. 'Spider-Man, really? Any old shinobi can do that… and so can we.'

Upon hearing the sound of someone sprinting behind her, Sakura wheeled around; just in time to block a punch from Tayuya.

"Damn it, don't let them summon any more help!" roared Sakon, as he activated his cursed seal's first state, black patterns spreading across his body.

"Byakugan!"

Neji assumed a defensive stance— from his perspective, Kidōmaru and Sakon were coming at him, but what they were really after was the scroll at his feet!

And so, when Kidōmaru dropped from the ceiling above him, while Sakon flickered inhumanly fast behind him, Neji was forced to face a total of nine fists coming at him from all directions (six belonging to Kidōmaru, one belonging to Sakon, and two belonging to Ukon, who was hiding inside of his brother's body), leaving him with no other choice than to…

"ROTATION!"

Neji hugged Karin tightly against his naked body, thankfully obscuring his privates from Sakura's line of sight, before spinning on the spot, releasing a dome of swirling protective chakra around him. Kidōmaru and Sakon bounced off the shield, crashing painfully into the hideout's walls, but unfortunately, in doing so, Neji had also torn the summoning contract at his feet to shreds!

…

Meanwhile, on her side of the room, Sakura had managed to grab onto both of Tayuya's arms, using her chakra to stick to them like glue. Her hands were like vices around Tayuya's wrists— even though her opponent had just now activated her cursed seal's second form, Sakura was still overpowering her in sheer strength!

"Let… go…!" Tayuya snarled.

She drew her head back, aiming to gore Sakura with the horns that had just grown on her head, but Sakura was already a step ahead of her.

"Sakura Headbutt no Jutsu!"

Sakura slammed her wide forehead into Tayuya's nose, causing blood to spew out of her nostrils. Taking advantage of her dazed state, Sakura let go of her foe, freeing up her fists, and she delivered an uppercut to Tayuya's chin.

Instantly knocked out, Tayuya fell into Sakura's arms… and Sakura discreetly slipped her left hand up Tayuya's shirt, using her other hand to hold the girl upright…

'Your breasts are mine!' exclaimed Inner Sakura, as Sakura began fondling Tayuya's left breast…