Malfoy's Misstep

As Harry walked he looked around at each and every orb, each one containing a prophecy. Until he came across one that read:

S.P.T to A.P.W.B.D

Dark Lord and (?) Harry Potter

Harry raised his hands and gingerly picked up the prophecy orb, he held it in both hands and looked at it. He had only held it in his hands for about two seconds before he heard a familiar drawling voice.

"Well done Potter," The voice said, Harry had quickly shifted the prophecy into his left hand while his wand appeared in his right hand after being flicked out of his wand holster. Harry saw Lucius Malfoy appear out of the darkness as he removed his death eater mask. "now hand over the orb." Malfoy ordered, Malfoy watched as Potter looked at him. Malfoy saw no emotions beyond a brief and small look of surprise, perhaps Potter was arrogant enough to not consider him a threat.

"Malfoy, you cock sucking cocksucker, what the hell are you doing here?" Harry asked as in a way that sounded like he was discussing the weather. "Did you get lost? Mrs Malfoy let you out of her sight for a few seconds I'm guessing, I feel sorry for her, bad enough that her husband is a failure, shame you're also who your son tries to model after. And seeing as he fails as that, how pathetic does that make him?" Lucius was about to respond but was cut of by the sound of a loud female laugh from the darkness. Malfoy, knowing exactly who that laugh belonged to, resisted the urge to groan and roll his eyes while Harry simply raised an eyebrow.

"Give me the prophecy." Lucius said as he gestured to the white orb in Harry's hand.

"The prophecy?" Harry said with a fake confused voice and face, right before fake realization hit him. "Oh! Oh you mean this orb?"

"Yes Potter, now..."

"This breakable orb?" Harry asked as he tossed it in the air and caught it.

"Potter I..."

"This easily breakable orb." Harry brought the orb down in a motion that looked like he was going to smash it, Lucius's eyes widened in fear and he had taken a step forward only to stop when Potter stopped at the last possible moment to stop the orb from smashing. Harry laughed as held the orb and looked at Malfoy. "Alright blondie? You look like you've shit yourself? Your wife have to clean that or should I call a house elf?" Lucius response was once again cut off by cackling.

"Oh the boy knows how to play." A female voice said as Bellatrix Lestrange walked out of the shadows, she stopped next to Lucius and grinned at Harry. Looking at him like a predator would look at a piece of meat. "Itty, bitty, ickle, wickle Potter." She said in a baby voice as she looked at Harry.

"Oh I know you, I have heard of you!" Harry said in a cheery voice as he gestured to Bellatrix. "You're...um...you are...uh...what's-her-face...Strange! That's it, you're strange!"

"It's Lestrange." She glared at him.

"Oh sweetie, I don't think it matters if you're French or not, strange is strange." Harry replied.

"My name is Bellatrix Lestrange you filthy half-blood!"

"Hey," Harry said in an offended voice. "I am not filthy, I wash regularly. What about you? Your hair looks like it needs more love, kind of like you though, I mean I can just tell from looking that nobody loved you."

"Shut it Potter!" She hissed.

"Aw, did I hurt wickle ickle Bella's delicate little feelings?" Harry said in a baby voice. "Is little Bella sad because her parents didn't like her? Did the other kids think she was crazy? Does her master look at her like a dog?"

"How dare you mention him?! You dirty little half-breed!"

"Yeah well I suppose I am a half-breed, I mean what else do you call the result of when a goddess marries a human? If you want to know what you call the results of a loveless marriage then I have a really nice selection of mirrors for you." Harry grinned. "Let me guess, this whole thing has something to do with Voldemort, doesn't it?"

"How dare you speak his name?!" Bellatrix shouted, pissed off not just because of his comments but also how calm he was and the fact that he had dared to mention her masters name. She raised her wand to curse the little bastard when Lucius grabbed her arm and forced her wand down.

"Enough!" He hissed at her before looking back at Potter, Lucius took a quick and calming breath before he spoke. "Now Potter," He began. "there is no need for blood shed."

"Oh Lucius it wouldn't be my blood that you would have to worry about it." Harry grinned at him.

"Is that so Potter?" Lucius smirked as the other death eaters came out of the shadows. Lucius was feeling a lot more confident now that the half-blood brat was surrounded.

"Oh wow, how many are here if you don't mind me asking?"

"There are thirty of us Potter." Lucius's smirk grew bigger.

"Wow, I guess Voldemort respects me enough to send at least thirty of you clowns." Harry replied, unintentionally speaking Lucius's previous thoughts out loud.

"As if the dark lord fears a freak like you!" One death eater spat as he glared at Harry from under his mask.

"Shush," Harry said right before making a shushing noise. "the big boys are talking, can the brainless and brain dead keep out of it?"

"Enough," Lucius said to the death eater before turning back to Harry. "Now about that prophecy Potter..."

"You mean this still very breakable prophecy?" Harry asked, looking the picture of calm on the outside despite being quite nervous on the inside. Harry began lightly tossing the orb up and down, never letting it get past his head height. If they tried to summon it then he was confident that he could catch it, he was the youngest seeker in a century after all.

"Now Potter," Lucius spoke in a soft voice. "there is no need for violence."

"You're about as stupid as your son if you really think that's the case, even stupider if you think that I would believe you." Harry smirked. "Your poor wife," Harry said as he shook his head. "stuck with a dumbass son and a stupidass husband. Maybe I should make her feeler, I'll take her into my room and show her what a real man looks like. I reckon she would look great on her knees, probably better on all fours. I bet everything after the first two inches will feel like brand new."

"You are testing my patience Potter." Malfoy said through gritted teeth.

"Spoilsport," Harry smirked. "now Malfoy, as far as I understand, you want the prophecy, right?"

"Yes, just give it to me now."

"Fine." Harry shrugged before he tossed the prophecy up into the air, it arced towards Malfoy who raised his hands to catch it only for Harry to fire an explosive spell followed by a sound attack that Harry aimed into the air.

Bellatrix was able to block the explosive spell but she and the other death eaters ended up crying out in pain and covering their ears as they felt their hearing get assaulted by Harry's sound attack. Harry quickly ended it and cast a blinding light that lasted for several moments before disappearing, when it was gone then so was Harry and so was the prophecy to Malfoy's horror.

"He has the prophecy!" Malfoy yelled to his other death eaters. "He can't apparate from this room! Fine him!" Malfoy said before a scream was heard on one side of the room. "Spread out, somebody go check that scream!" Malfoy barked.

"Stupid half-blood," Bellatrix said under her breath. "if the dark lord leaves anything for me then I will torture him till he cries for his mudblood mother!" She said as a brief but highly pleasurable image of Potter shaking and crying under the cruciatus curse made its way into her mind before she banished it and focused on catching Potter. A few moments later another scream was heard followed by the sound of a large crash.

"Check that now!" Malfoy shouted.

"He got two of us!" One death eater cried out before the very same death eater screamed.

"How is he doing this?!" Another death eater cried out.

"You guys are idiots." Harry's voice echoed throughout the room.

"Where is he?!" Rabastan Lestrange demanded.

"I don't know!" Barty Crouch Junior hissed.

"I am not stuck in here with you." Harry's voice said, he paused before speaking again, this time his voice was much deeper and far less cheerful. "you're stuck in here with me!"

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