CH 40: Morning drama

"Yaaaaawwnnnn." Chaos yawned as he walked through the hallway of the Avengers Tower and towards the kitchen of the floor specifically for the Avengers to live in. After Natasha got Green Goblin's powers through the Goblin Formula, just as promised, Pepper's hired men came and helped bring their stuff to the Avengers Tower.

Of course, not everything. Chaos would not risk losing some things. Like his beloved Super Spiders. He could be very generous sometimes, but when it came to power, he could be stingier than Mr Krabs! The only reason why he isn't like that towards Natasha is because in a sense, she is literally his missing half! If she was strong, that automatically made him stronger.

They could truly become strong when together. Natasha's strength of being able to lift 100 tons wasn't really that big of a deal. But because of Chaos's ability of being able to multiply his host's physical capabilities, she was beginning to become somewhat of a monster. The same was true for him.

Sure, he was strong and could get strong with each Symbiote devoured. But his full potential could come out only when bonded with someone. And that someone was his beloved Natasha. He only got this strong after eating 19 Symbiotes, which isn't a lot, but not when compared to how they could get so strong from Natasha only getting 2 powers!

So not only was he not stingy with power when it came to her, he was even glad to make her stronger. Because she was his partner, host, and his future lover. He would make sure that it would turn out like that. And if anybody got in the way, no matter who they were... He would make sure hell would look like heaven and a paradise for them. <Yandere mode engaged...>

But anyway, back on the subject. He really loved his best friend Venom. He really did. He even loved the other versions of him in the other universes! Why? Because they would all give him the incredibly useful and convenient ability called Body Storage! He really loved it! It was like his own biomass was a system storage! And not just that! The amount of things he could store in himself would grow bigger with each Venom he ate!

Truly an awesome ability that was not only useful in day to day time, but also in combat. Even though Natasha wouldn't use them much, Chaos's Body Storage was actually filled to the brim with guns, firearms and bullets of all kinds! If she wanted to, she would be able to make Punisher look like a bitch!

So when it came to moving his baby Super Spiders, he didn't let anybody even see them. He didn't get rid of them though. God no, he couldn't even imagine it! He had actually stored them and their containers inside of himself! Yeah, he had found out that he can also store living beings. Another W for Body Storage.

So after securing his dear Super Spiders, there wasn't actually anything else to be careful and sensitive about. All of their stuff was sent to the Avengers Tower, and the red Symbiote stored all the experimented spiders in himself. Remembering to also take care of them, feed them and give them water on a regular schedule.

Even though a little disgusted by insects, and especially spiders, they were his pets now and he was coming around to like them as time slowly passed. A day had passed since they moved in, and he had just got out of his and Natasha's room, and was going to the kitchen to prepare some things to eat while Natasha was still in the bed.

"Hmhmhm, hmhmhm. Hm hm hmhm hm hm hm. Hm hm hm? Hm, hm hm. Hm hmhmhm hm hm hm hm, hmhmmm! (Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Can't do whatever a spider can. Can he stand? No, he can't. He's paralyzed from the waist down, look ouuut!)" He hummed one of his favorite meme songs as he stepped into the huge kitchen and immediately activated his Symbiotic Sense to find what he was looking for.

With a nonchalant smile, he walked towards the fridge after finding what he was looking for. Opening the fridge, he picked up what was glowing yellow in the dark, and smiled with nostalgia when he remembered a meme :'Peanuh buttuuuh!'

With an amused shake of his head, he chuckled as he placed the peanut butter on the huge table, got the bread, plate and a butter knife along with it. But just as he sat down, a robotic voice was heard :"Sir, good morning, but may I ask you who you are? I do not have you registered in my files, and cannot risk an intruder getting into the tower. Especially in the living area."

"Oh, hey, Jarvis! Good morning. And don't worry." Chaos smiled at the good old advanced and handy A.I of Tony before his voice, which had changed to match his appearance, returned back to his raspy, guttural and menacing voice :"It's me, Chaos."

"Sir Chaos?" The A.I asked, confusion apparent in his voice as Chaos started putting peanut butter on the bread with a smile :"The one and only. Confusing, I know. But not that much. I can Shapeshift, so I've learned this nice little trick to turn into a human. Cool, right?"

"Agreed, sir. It's most fascinating." Jarvis agreed before another sleepy voice came :"Jarvis? Who are you talking to?" And a new person appeared in the kitchen. The moment Tony stepped inside while rubbing his eyes, he froze in place.

"... I'm sorry, but who are you? Buddy, this isn't a place where you can just walk into." Tony, being Tony, pointed out, causing Chaos to chuckle in amusement before the billionaire noticed what he was making :"Especially not when the first thing you do is make a peanut butter sandwich. Like, seriously? You get inside of THE Avengers Tower, and the first thing you do is make a peanut butter sandwich? When there's all this cool stuff and shit? Seriously? I'm giving that a 2 out of 10. Wait, that's not important. No no, wait, it is important... Anyway, back to the subject, who are you? Jarvis, who is this guy?"

"You done rambling?" The redheaded man smirked and spoke in his normal voice, surprising Tony a little as Jarvis spoke up :"That is Mr Chaos, sir."

"Yeah... I kinda figured that out already..." Tony nodded with curled lips and furrowed eyebrows while looking the sitting Chaos up and down :"You know, you look a little... Different, from the last time I saw you. Which was actually just last night! So... Uhh... What happened? Did you... Uhh... I don't know, get a new haircut or something?"

"Hahaha, well, a new molecular structure, to be exact." Chaos chuckled, confusing the genius even more before another voice was heard :"Tony? Why are you standing there?" And another :"Stark, it's too early for something to happen." And another :"Tony, please tell me you didn't burn down the kitchen again."

But when the three entered the kitchen as well, revealing themselves to be Steve, Clint and Bruce, they grew as confused before Clint turned to Tony and pointed at the unfamiliar face :"A friend of yours?"

"It's me, clit." Chaos rolled his eyes, calling out his friend with the nickname he gave him, confusing them even more as Steve furrowed his eyebrows :"Chaos??? What?"

"What is happening here?" Bruce frowned before the playboy pointed at the redheaded man :"I was just about to ask him the same thing. Then you all showed up and interrupted. Sooo, you wanna explain anything?"

"Nah, not really."

Tony :"..."

Steve :"..."

Clint :"..."

Bruce :"..."

"Hahaha, alright, no need to give me those looks. So you all know that I can Shapeshift, right? Basically, I Shapeshifted to look like a human. Let me show you." He chuckled before getting up.

"I look like this..." As he stood beside the sink, he spread his arms before his body, along with his clothes started morphing and changing. After not even a few seconds, he stood there in his Symbiote Mode :"Now I look like this."

Clint :"Oooh, so you can change to look like anything you want."

Tony :"Doesn't really explain much, but it does at the same time..."

Steve :"So you can just switch from a Symbiote to a human whenever you want?"

"Yup. And not just a man." He smirked mischievously before his huge body began to change again. As he shrank more and more, his figure also got slimmer and slimmer. But certain areas stopped shrinking after a while. The guys all watched in shock and with wide eyes as that huge monster suddenly turned into a gorgeous young lady around the same age as Chaos's human form! With long legs, thick thighs, enormous ass, slim waist, huge breasts, flaming red hair, calming ocean blue eyes, and a gorgeous face, the girl looked absolutely gorgeous! Or should I say, Chaos did! <I can already see the comments of some of you boring people, so I'mma say it, no. He won't be transforming into this female form. If he transforms into a human, he is always male.

... ButHeMayDoThisOrTransformIntoAFemboyInBedForFuckingAndYouCan'tStopMeMwahahahahahahaha!!!>

"Yup, I can turn into a woman if I want to!" He... She declared with her head high and oozing smugness as she crossed her arms under her amazing bust. Smiling as if he just cured cancer, before a very familiar and amused voice was heard :"Oh? You can do that?"

When they all turned to look, they saw Natasha, wearing a pair of sexy leggings and a sports bra, looking like a real Chad woman with her lean, but chiseled muscles and abs while leaning against the door frame with a mischievous and evil smirk, causing the guys' eyes go wide when they saw her abs that even though weren't as huge as Steve's, they were definitely more refined :"So you can do cool tricks like that, huh? Well, good to know~."

The moment she finished speaking, Chaos picked up the nearest deadly weapon, a wooden spoon, and held it up threateningly :"Don't you dare even get any funny ideas, hoe." Causing her chuckle in amusement :"Fine fine. I'll lay off... For now."

Just as the frowning Chaos was about to say something back, the booming footsteps echoed along with an excited voice :"Hello, everyone <my name is Markiplier>! Good morning to you all!"

When they all turned to see the newest person entering the scene, they saw the loved-by-everyone god of thunder enter the kitchen with a bright smile :"It's nice to see everyone together so earl- BY ODIN'S BEARD!" But his jaw nearly dropped off when he saw the gorgeous and busty redhead standing a little away from the fridge!

Ignoring everybody else, Thor quickly made his way through the huge kitchen before arriving in front of the new maiden, gently taking her hand and kissing the back of her hand :"Hello there, oh fair lady. May I, Thor Odinson, know thy name?"

'Naaah... Bro really just tried to rizz me up...' Chaos thought, before an evil smirk that really reminded Thor of Loki appeared on her face, as she spoke in a voice that was too deep even for a man :"Congratulations, you played yourself."

"Sir Chaos?!" The shaken god took a step back in shock as Chaos Shapeshifted to his real body, the Symbiote Form :"Yeah, I can Shapeshift to look like whatever and whoever I want. I was just showing them since they saw me in my Male Form."

And he Shapeshifted back into his Male Form. And weirdly, Thor didn't have any reaction that any of them thought he would have. He just smiled and patted Chaos on the shoulder encouragingly :"Oh, that's an amazing ability! It managed to even fool me! I'm glad, since you can now easily blend in without people talking behind your back!"

"Hahaha, thanks." Chaos thanked, glancing at Natasha who had an annoyed look while Thor went to pick up something from the fridge, not at all feeling awkward or embarrassed whatsoever.

While the guys watched in confusion, she just moved past them and towards the table nonchalantly after an eye roll, smiling when she saw the sandwiches he had made :"Oh, can I have some?"

"I made them for you, so feel free to eat them." A small smile formed on his lips, causing her to smile as well as she sat where he was sitting previously :"Well, thanks. Mhm, delicious." Making him chuckle as he leaned on a chair with his arms on it :"Happy to see you like it."

Watching the two enjoying their own atmosphere and enjoying each other's presence, the four guys that had been standing in the entrance just watched in confusion before Tony threw another jab :"I'm sorry, are we interrupting something? Cause if we are, we can just go away and come back some time later."

With an eye roll, she nodded towards the empty seats :"Just seat your ass down so we can get down to business. You said that you had found some HYDRA bases, right?"

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