Chapter 1: : What the **** is transmigrating into a criminal?

Hello everyone, my name is Bai Qi, and I am a good person.

Oh no, I almost forgot that I am not called Baiqi now... Reintroduction - Hello everyone, my name is Gaia Mildonovich Stanleyn Belavsky, I am from Good man of the fighting nation.

Maybe you have already guessed that I am a time traveler from the 21st century, and my time travel also starts from that stormy night - when I was sitting by the bed and typing on the computer, suddenly there was lightning and thunder outside the window, Immediately afterwards, I did not know what was going on... I guess I was struck by lightning.

Sigh, forget it, I've timed back anyway, so there's nothing more to say... But you let me time-time——damn, at least let me time-time as a normal person, okay! ? What the **** is it to become a criminal who was arrested after an attempted rape?

I never thought that I would go to jail as a dead house that stays at home every day... The first day was very difficult, I really can't get used to this kind of life! Basically the only pastime is to brag about NB with other people, bragging about how many people they have killed and how much money they have robbed, how witty they are!

But I want to say, TMD you are so NB why do you still use to rob banks? Why don't you go to prison if you are so **** NB! ?

Alas... I have nothing to brag about blowing B with them, and I even look down on the original owner of this body if the woman fails.

I was really unlucky enough, but I don't know if God opened his eyes or my lucky day came. The next day a man in black found me and told me he had the ability to get me out of prison and erase it My criminal record, the only requirement is to let me join their organization!

oh my god! This is the treatment that time travelers should have! So I signed the contract on the white paper he gave me without saying a word, and I was taken away not long after. It was also at that time that I knew the name of the organization he said, "SCP Foundation".

But then I found out... I seem to have some misunderstandings about time travel, because even if you travel through time, you are not necessarily the protagonist, and you will not have the protagonist aura. In this case, it seems that "NPC" is more suitable Our identities...and me? I think I will be the kind of cannon fodder NPC with the shortest life...

If God gives me another chance, I will die in prison no matter what, because this ghost place called scp asylum is completely for you to change places to stay in the bureau! And every day there are various experiments where nine lives are not enough for you!

Let me just put it in a nutshell, this SCP shelter is full of mysterious monsters that pose a fatal threat to humans, such as lizards that are more than ten meters long, and the undead lizard numbered scp-682, I heard that the group of people above They are still trying their best to kill this guy, but due to the strong regenerative ability and tenacious vitality of the big lizard, they have never succeeded. It is said that this thing has become a master, not only can talk but also is arrogant!

All the monsters imprisoned here are monsters that only appear in stories, and their unbelievable abilities simply **** the scientific world! ...They are divided into three levels, safe (safe), monsters of this level are generally harmless to humans, and some of them will even take the initiative to get close to humans. Anyway, I don't know about the Foundation's Why are people arresting them? Did such a group of cuties offend you? Alas, it's so pitiful that scp999 is locked up here... You know, scp999 is my best friend after time travel! He's one of the few SCPs that can roam freely within the Foundation.

In addition to Safe, the remaining two levels of monsters are Eucild and Keter. Eucild refers to those SCPs that people have not studied clearly and may cause harm to people, but the degree of danger is less than Keter. As for Keter... .Take the giant tsundere crawler numbered 682 I mentioned earlier as an example. This guy has been trying to escape from prison, and he often succeeds in escaping from prison. Every time he causes a lot of casualties, and if he escapes, the SCP It is very difficult for people to catch him back.

By the way, these three danger levels are not only from the degree of danger, but more importantly, the difficulty of containment. If 682 Crawler is as easy to be caught as catching ants, then even if he can fight, he is only a Eucild level A normal crawl for .

"D-2333, come out."

At this time, other people called me from outside my room. I guess that group of people are going to arrest me for experiments again... The last experiment was only a day ago! Seven of the eight people with me died! Only one guy with the number D-87465 survived with me, and by the way, I meet him every time I take part in the experiment...

Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that the personnel of the SCP Foundation are divided into four levels of DCBA, and we D-class personnel are all heinous criminals. In the Foundation, we mainly play the role of guinea pigs. We all have different to be distinguished by a number, such as mine, "D-2333".

"Come on..." I waited until the door of my room opened automatically, answered casually, and walked out. I didn't panic, I had my own means to survive so many dangerous experiments, Although I don't know what's going on with me, it's definitely easy to survive these experiments.

As soon as I stepped out of the room, I saw several heavily armed guards standing neatly together, behind them was a doctor in a white coat.

Besides me, there is another D-class personnel, we both froze when we saw each other, oh my god, who are we offending? Why are we included in every experiment?

That D-class personnel is exactly D-87465 who has been with me through life and death countless times.

I smiled wryly at him a few times, but this guy just shrugged his shoulders indifferently, he was very calm!

"Is it these two people?" The doctor in the white coat turned his head and asked the guard on the side.

"Yes, two survivors from a total of five experiments." A guard replied.

The doctor thought about it, and my intuition told me that this guy was not a fun guy—sure enough, the next moment he said something that made me want to go up and give him two slaps.

"What experiment are you doing this time? Surviving from 096?...No, no...Ah! I see, go clean the room for 682! I really want to know why they can escape from Survive so many experiments!...That's right, it's decided! You two, come with us."

Why survive? Because I'm Nb! Clean the room for 682? I can **** you, it's better to shoot me directly, at least it can leave a whole body! If you really meet 682, you can only turn into a **** in the end!

If it wasn't for the guards all around with guns and live ammunition, I would have gone up and slapped the doctor and said "See you again".

But due to helplessness, I sighed and followed along with 87465. I am very confident in my "special ability"! Maybe I can really survive this experiment!

So now let's talk about my special ability - "Zawarudo!"... Cough, well, it can be translated as time stop in human terms, only I know this ability I have and why I can Survive those horrific experiments.

It's a pity that my ability is not controllable, it will only be activated automatically when I am attacked! At the same time, I will become very strong and fast, and I don't think it is difficult to keep a bear as a pet.

I have never told anyone about this ability. After all, everyone has agreed that we D-class personnel can go home after working for a month. If I leak my ability and be listed as an SCP, I will be imprisoned for life. ah!

"Hey bro, how did you survive these few experiments?"

At this time, D-87465, who was walking next to me, spoke to me, and he seemed to be curious about why I was still alive.

"Only vodka can defeat us Russians...you? Brother, why are UU reading www.uukanshu.com still alive?"

"Me?" 87465 pointed to his face and then shrugged indifferently, "It's just good luck."

"You two, be quiet!" At this moment, the security personnel next to us gave us both a look. This group of people is really too much, and they are not allowed to say a few words when they are about to die!

But thinking about it, this D-87465 is really lucky, every time he does an experiment, he can avoid disaster by coincidence. Let me give you an example. 87465 and another guy went to the market to buy vegetables. When they walked to the road, a sports car suddenly rushed out from the left. 87465's companion was walking on the left, so he was killed on the spot by Paji—but the sports car continued to move forward. , but when he was about to touch 87465, the car suddenly exploded on the spot and then ascended to the sky on the spot, hurting less than 87465.

I took a look at 87465 and sighed, what a pity, we have lived and died together so many times, but this experiment is different, face to face with that kind of monster is sure to die, no matter how lucky you are... Maybe the guy in the room where SCP682 was held was suddenly rioting and broke through the shelter and escaped before the two of us?

As I was thinking, the alarm at the shelter suddenly sounded, and even the lights turned an unsettling red. This sudden situation confused us all.

"Urgent notification, SCP682 has breached containment! Notification, SCP682 has breached containment! All personnel are on alert! Repeat, all personnel are on alert!"

The sound from the speakers made all of us tense...while I and 87465 looked at each other.

Fuck, I just think about it, how could I break through the containment!