Born again

And just like that, I was born again.

I don't remember much of the first 3 months to be honest. It was like my brain was muddy and hyperactive at the same time. I was in a constant trip of colour, sound, and pretty much every sensations.

Even with me being a natural occlumens I couldn't focus during this period.

Not that I'm complaining considering these months must have been boring if I take my last days as a reference. It's a constant repetition of me being hungry, me shitting and then getting sleepy. It seems that being reborn do not make it easier to control my bowel movement or limiting my needed sleep.

I do start to know my parents though. My mum, Pandora Lovegood nee Ollivander, is pretty chill and loving. She's got long blond hair and grey eyes. My father, Xenophilius Lovegood, is a weird piece of work and really gives the barmy feeling. He's kinda tall, with mid long unkept silver hair and blue eyes. But it seems to me that no one ever told him what is considered proper clothing. The man looks like a hobo, or a hippie if you want to be nice. But well, he loves me a lot too so that's cool.

I had a good idea of what was awaiting me in the first place when I chose my father name during that 'template' selection.

I did try to max out my points by only taking stuff with reduced value due to my bloodlines, as well as the stuff needed to have a good life.

I already had my lifelong plan when I made my choices. First, meeting young heirs and heiress and brainwashing them with talk-no-jutsu (and a good dose of legilimency to be sure) to make them like me, or at least think I'm a cool guy.

Next, make some money and fame by writing books. Spending 100 points for a talent in writing might seem dumb in a world where with this much I could buy an affinity for some kind of magic, or a magical skill, but there is so much I can do in my life. I did not miss the implication that even extreme affinity did not make me an instant badass in the chosen field. I would need training and hard work. While the 'I'm this world J. K. Rowling' talent made me instantly good. And the various magical gifts were too much expensive. Something like metamorphmagus or parseltongue costed 500 points, and for 100 points the choices weren't that impressive.

At first I though about simply copying books with occlumency, but I'm still in the same world as I was, thus the books will be the same. The 'classics' would already be written, so I though it would be more interesting and fun to adapt future movie stories into books, but with wizarding culture. I intend for my first book to be 'frozen'. It would be a nice children book I'm pretty sure little witches will love. And the message behind will be very different with Elsa being described as a muggle-born. It would give a nice perspective on how accidental magic in perceived in the muggle world.

But being a fiction author would be more of a hobby, I think it's not something wizards would respect. I'm pretty sure this is why Lockhart made it look like his books were his adventures. So to gain some respect and acknowledgment, I intend to become Wizarding Britain next official wandmaker. I took all the skills and affinities necessary so I think I'll be good enough.

As for the flaws, I honestly was annoyed with them, the randomisation was not the worst, but clearly not the best either. I didn't mind much about dumb-as-a-door or the death of my mother (I'm not that attached to her right now and knowing it in advance will limit the pain I think) but the greed like thing bothered me a lot. Not to mention I'll be fucking weak magically. It's the reason I took the 'Greek god' perk. If I suck magically, I'll compensate physically (and at that point I'm pretty sure I was already being influenced by the 'I deserve only the best' perk, since I just wanted 'I win sport competitions for fun' to have the health benefit originally).

And seeing with how much points were spent to have such a great body, you can be sure I'll become the best... What sport do they even have aside quidditch? Duelling, or fencing maybe ? I'll have to look into that.

But oh well, overall, things are still very good.

For now I have decided to play baby as is expected of me, and it's much more simple that you would expect. My mind is a mess, and I'm sure my hormones are heavily influencing me. Seeing that I am completely obsessed with my mother boobs, and that I can't stop giggling when my parents make weird faces... Yeah, I know I'm influenced.

I'm just worried a bit with what that means for my future. I know children are very much egoist when young, and I'm a bit scared of what I'll do to have what I want. Oh well, a problem for future me I guess, I'd rather concentrate on why is mum not feeding me yet.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I screamed.

"I'm coming Aelius, I'm coming !" shouted my mother from upstairs.

Oh yeah, Aelius is my name by the way. I think it as something to do with the sun since she keep calling me her little sunshine. Fitting I guess since in the original timeline her daughter was called Luna. I'm not sure if I took her place or I'm born before her. I haven't found my birthday date, nor the actual year we are in.

And just like that the tit giver was here. She's completely at my beck and call. Like she should be. It didn't even require training. I only scream (I don't cry, I only scream, whatever my parents may say) when I need to eat or have my poop cleaned. So when I do call on them, the response in almost instant. They say I'm a very docile baby. Wait till I'm older, I'll show you who's docile.

MOUAHAHAHAH !