459. ~The Golden Bonnie Invasion Part III~

Bruce Wayne coughs while strapped to a seat.

"Comfortable, Batman?" asked Superior Darth Vader.

Bruce silently stared at Vader. "Y'know... I've watched you. I've seen how dangerous you are. You see, on my Earth, you're a myth... From a film series, we called Star Wars.Peter made me watch each of them. They were alright. I ended up watching even the Television Series.Even the alternate versions on Earth-Grimm.And I know how bad you want it..."

"What are you spewing about?"

"Your lust for power is your downfall, Anakin Skywalker."

He clenched his fists upon hearing that name and turned his head slightly to look at Bruce.

"You think the good people out there are holding you back? No... It's your lust for victory... power... Your fear of dying.You and I are the same.We both adopted the dark.The only difference is that I don't fear death. But I do love beating my enemies to submission. It feels right... when I hurt them. When I humiliate them and show that they're weaker than me. Because they deserve it."

*KSSSH!!!!*

*Vrum!*

Superior Darth Vader points his red lightsaber at Bruce's neck. "I still haven't forgotten how you've defeated me."

"Sore spot, isn't it? I know how you let that poison fester in that little head of yours. You want a proper battle where you beat me. That's why you didn't strip away my gadgets or my armors... You want a proper battle. My mistake with Stefan is that I didn't make a strong enough alloy to encase those Knuckles... I won't make the same mistake again, Vader."

"You truly think that I'm afraid of you, then you truly are troubled, Bruce Wayne."

He tries Force-Choking Bruce.

"Ah, yes... You have a device that places some sort of Forcefield around your body... You would make a fine Mandalorian... Or even... an Inquisitor if you wish.We have been experimenting, and we've learned how to give worthy people Midi-chlorians. You are worthy, Batman."

"Not interested," smirked Bruce.

"Vigilante scum," said Superior Darth Vader.

"Child-killing genocidal public sociopath."

"Now, now, Vader... Let's not get too hasty!"

Darkiplier enters the room. "Hello, there... Bruce Wayne, was it? Hello! Greetings!"

Bruce squints his eyes. "I've heard of you from the Illuminati's files. You're The Entity the Jazz Fusion had been finding."

"How'd you know? You didn't even know what I look like!"

"Section 12. Chapter 13. The Entity has a knack of twitching in a way where he crashes the atoms around him because he is incompatible with the atoms of the 3rd World."

Darkiplier, is in fact, twitching like a video game character that's glitching. "Fascinating. You're right, Vader. This one is indeed useful."

"You're three people in a body, aren't you?" asked Bruce. "I take it you've been betrayed."

"How did you-?"

"You're moving as if you're arguing with yourself. And I take it that there's a third person who decides who to listen to. That would be the true Entity, right?Also, your neck looks broken... Did you fall down a flight of stairs or some shit? That isn't your body, is it?"

"Fascinating... You truly are fascinating... What else can you do?"

"This." Bruce breaks free. His watch is revealed to be a mini-repulsor cannon with a very small Arc Reactor.

The Stormtroopers point their guns at Bruce, but Darkiplier holds up his hand, stopping them.

Darkiplier raises his hand and manipulates Bruce's thoughts. "Open the gates, Bruce..."

Bruce crashes back into the chair.

Bruce struggles to keep him out. His nose bleeds out of sheer pain. 

"Let us in, Bruce... Don't push me aside... Don't replace me, just like they did... Don't dare mock me by trying to keep me out. Let me in..."

Bruce begins to scream, grunting and roaring.

"There, there... They've treated you like an animal your whole life, haven't they? With only a few handfuls of a family that knows and understands your humanity."

"I don't have much of a choice... D-D-Do I...?" Bruce shivers in pain.

"I'm tired of giving people a choice... You think you're strong, don't you? But you know... And you're afraid, too, correct? You're afraid that someone out there can make you weak... That's me, Bruce.That's me... So... Let me in..."

 Bruce vomits blood.

Bruce shakes around in his chair, screaming.

"LET ME IN!!!"

Earlier...

Sean looks outside to see Wanda fighting the others off. "Felix! They're dying out there! We could really use a Ugandan Knuckles!"

"And risk the destruction of this thing!? This has sentimental value, jack! And a bunch of sacred shit or whatever that Ibarra asked us to protect..."

"WHOA!!! He's beating the shit outta her! It's like the best Marvel movie I've ever-! Oh! Nope! He's acting crazy, now."

"Hey..." said Felix. "I tracked them... They're in... The North Pole...?"

Now...

"Huh..." said Gabby. "So... The Calamity Stones are some kind of overpowered Reality Stones?"

"They were inspired by the Infinity Stones," said Markiplier. "They were created by a group of Interstellar Grimms we know today as Judges. They were the ones using Mount Sinai as a base to traverse the Multiverse. They actually became a powerful organization of infinite worlds that covers the entire Omniverse today. They're the most feared Grimms in history because of their technology. They're also stronger than the regular Grimms because of genetic modification. They made the Calamity Stones and the Calamity Box in Amphibia because they allowed them to traverse worlds since The Arks were forbidden to be used because... Well... They're Jews."

"So... Why does Darkiplier want them?"

"One, it'd allow him to warp reality and become stronger. Two, it'd allow him to traverse worlds. He wants to suck souls, rule everything, and kill me. What do you think?"

"So, we'll help, too!"

Gabby's eyes widen and she sees her father, who is with the second group: The Crusaders and the new group formed.

"Dad!?" asked Gabby.

"Hey, Gabby... We'd like to help. But we also need your help. We need to know about the Entity."

"How'd you find us!?" asked Gabby.

"I can sense it! Duh!"

"He called your Mom and she remembered that he put a tracker on you," said Marcy.

"Yeah... That, too," said Miguel.

"You did WHAT!?" asked Gabby.

"Calm down."

Gabby suddenly hugs Miguel.

"Whoa!"

"At least you care about me a little bit."

"Look..." said Gabrielle. "Mr. Iplier. Please... We need to know who the Entity is."

"We're here because we don't wanna die," said the Engineer.

The Thief kicks him in the leg.

"Don't worry," said Sprig. "We heard everything up until the point where Darkiplier wants to kill everyone. How do we beat him? These guys kinda need to bring him in to some guy named 'Morbius.'"

Markiplier sighs. "Long ago... I was a really, really rich guy...Handsome, too.And... I assembled a little party with a few friends... Among them were another Mark, Celine, Damien, and the Colonel. Everyone except Celine was my variant. Also that one detective... Abe. In reality, it was a revenge plan to kill everyone that wronged me... Instead, I created Darkiplier and Warfstache."

"Yeah! But... How do we beat him?"

"We don't. We were planning to fend off a few Bonnies and leave off-world."

"WHAT!?" asked everyone, including Gabby. 

Gabby frowns. "This can't be the end! You can't just leave a whole planet to die!"

"Oh, please! I've done it before! I'll do it again!"

"I get it," said the Engineer.

"Seriously, dude...!" yelled the Thief.

"Mark," said Sean. "You're better than this."

"Actually, I'm not. We could all burn in hell for all I care," said Markiplier, sitting down. "Everyone always hated me anyway! You remember me on set when I was making the shows! I was a wreck of a human being..."

"Hey! A wise man I know once saved the world even though everyone hated him!" yelled Gabby.

Miguel smiles.

"Well... Sure... Yeah... We keep doing this little charade where we think that we're the heroes. We're not. We're all just as bad as the bad guys are... We're all terrible. Everyone's terrible. I'm terrible."

"Hey..." said Miguel. "Just because you're a dirty asshole doesn't mean you don't get to be wiped like the rest of us. We're all going to die one day... But that doesn't mean we should lose hope. Recently, I've dreamt that I was Frog Jesus once and liberated the Frogs from the Toad Empire."

"How does that weird random fact help in anything!?"

"I'm trying to say that saviors can be unconventional people. And I'm appointing you as one."

"I thought you hated your Dad," said Felix.

"Nah. It's cool," said Gabby. "He punched God for me."

"What!?" Amity gasped in awe.

"I told you he was cool!" smiled Luz.

"So... Markiplier... What's the plan?" asked Gabby.

Markiplier sighs and facepalms. "Fuck... Fine! Fine! Okay! Ugh... Do you have the Calamity Stones?"

"Yeah," said Anne.

"You three. You're the chosen Users, right?" asked Markiplier.

"Yep!" smiled Anne, Sasha, and Marcy.

"And you. Two witches. You, too, Miguel. I need you to use your magic to unlock the true power of the stones," said Markiplier.

"What's this True Power nonsense you're saying over here?" asked Hopediah.

"The Calamity Stones weren't exactly stable when these three saved Amphibia. That's why they failed to try to destroy the Core the first time they tried and Anne died when she absorbed all three. The Calamity Stones should be enchanted with a spell that allows one to properly control the Calamity Force."

"We... don't know that spell!" yelled Luz. "Amity?"

Amity shakes her head.

"Leave it to me in teaching them," said Miguel. "It's called the Calamity Control Spell. It's an Eldritch Spell that allows you to control all life."

"The rest of you should fight off the Bonnies," said Markiplier. "And no, you can't kill any of them."

"Why not?" asked Hopediah. "You squeamish?"

"Hop Pop based!" yelled Miguel. "Anyway, keep circling your fingers like this-..."

"No..." said Markiplier. "Because they're just innocent people hypnotized by Springtrap to serve them." He points to the water cooler. "I have the antidote here, but I only have enough for a few-..."

"On it..." said Rick, walking toward the cooler.

"I'll help, too!" smiled Dipper, following after.

"You guys..." he points to the Crusaders. "Stand around and do nothing for now. Now... This is pretty much gonna be the last stand. And Gabby... I'm gonna need you to save the others on Vader's ship."

"THEY'RE ON VADER'S SHIP!?!?" asked Gabrielle. "Sorry... Just... Didn't want to stand around and do nothing..."

"Why can't we do it?" asked Mercuria.

"Because they'd expect you to be there. They won't be expecting her, though... And she's the only one who can mask herself."

"Okay... I'll do it..."

Later... Gabby prepares her own stick which is the stick of Moses of her universe... She opens a portal to enter the ship...

"Hey," said Miguel, grabbing her shoulder.

Gabby turns to Miguel.

"Here..." Miguel zaps her with a tattoo on her chest. 

"Ow! What is this!?" asked Gabby.

"It's your Saint Name," Miguel shows that on his left chest has the name, "St. Joshua Joestar."

On her chest, it says, "St. Journey Joestar."

"Oh... W-... Wow..." said Gabby. "I'm... canonized..."

"Yeah... Knock 'em dead, kid," smiled Miguel. "Not literally, though."

Gabby hugs Miguel. "I'm sorry for being angry with you."

"I'm sorry for putting that much pressure on you..." said Miguel.

"I promise... I won't let you down, Dad," said Gabby.

Miguel smiles. "I know, you won't."

Gabby salutes Miguel as she backflips into the portal, closing it.

Miguel sighs. "Right..."

Meanwhile...

Bruce screams in horror, grunting in pain, while Darkiplier forces it out of his tongue.

"Come on, Celine... Get in there..."

"91939," said Bruce.

Bruce bows his head, shaking.

"Release him," said Darkiplier.

Darth Vader does so with the Force.

Bruce drops to the ground with his knees and hands on the floor.

"We don't need him anymore," said Darkiplier, walking out the door. "Dispose of him, Vader."

"You know..." said Superior Darth Vader. "Maybe I'll just have my dear apprentices kill you off."

"Why... You're afraid...?"

"No..." said Superior Darth Vader. "I don't wish to fight you in such a weak and pathetic state. I'll let them have their fun. I love them, dearly, after all..."

A younger man walks out of the darkness, taking out his red lightsaber.

A woman also walks out of the darkness.

"May I present to you... Darth Anaq and Darth Pinunus."

 Bruce sighs. "Jesus Christ... Your own children?"

"You truly are a clever one, Batman."