21. The Crusade of the Reaper Chapter I: Star Plati...

"Look... all we need is to fuse their Stands, okay?" asked a voice.

"Don't pressure me, sweetie!" replied the other voice. "This is a huge risk, sweetie."

"I know... But these two are our only hope to defeating Salvi!" shouted the first voice.

"Wait... something's wrong!" shouted the second voice.

"OOOOOH MYYYY GOOOD!!!" shouted the first voice. "THE OTHERS!!! THEY'RE DEAD!!!"

"What about ours?!" asked the second voice.

"They're alive... No... Oh no..." said the first voice. "No, God, no!"

"What is it?" asked the second voice, as the first voice cried.

"What have we created?" asked the first voice. "We've created monsters... our very own... we turned them into monsters... I didn't know this would happen..."

"Oh, sweetie!!!" cried the second voice...

A man with a baseball cap and a black cloak stood in the darkness, as a Stand slowly emerges from his body. The Stand is purple and is overly muscular and humanoid. He has long hair and very little body armor.

"Easy there, Star... Log 1. Hello, my name is Miguel JoJo..." Miguel spoke in his recorder. "My father was a Stand-User. He both could create weapons and is a psychic using his Stand, Open Arms. My mother was also a Stand-User who wielded Love Deluxe. Love Deluxe had the ability to manipulate soul magic.

Five years ago, my mother was mysteriously killed in front of me by four masked men. Then, my Stand was revealed to them. Seeing what I was capable of, they bonked me and threw me away on an island: The island I currently am on. Here, I've had some friends... like Balsby over here."

Miguel turns to Balsby, a basketball with a face drawn unto it.

"Hey, Balsby!" smiled Miguel.

Balsby does not respond and stared back at his soul.

"Good one, Balsby!" laughed Miguel. "So, now I'm here... Here to suffer in the hands of the New World Order..." Miguel smiles sweetly. "That's why I'm killing all of them! They killed all of my friends in the Marines on this Island of the Forgotten! Semper Fi, Balsby!" he smiled sweetly. "I'm killing all of them, Balsby," his smile disappears. "Hm," he muttered. "Time for me to begin...

My entire life, I was bullied by my classmates and had my morale lowered by these people. The reason? It's because I was the biggest loser in the entire world... Unlike my younger brother, whom I greatly admire, I can never be an All-Star. But, I just want to be an All-Star, you know? I want to be the hero that will save the world... and show all of them what I can be... Right Balsby?"

Balsby doesn't respond, as his alarm rings.

"Time to save Burnham," Miguel said, as he put on a skull torn off that looks like a mask. He then straps a bottle of gasoline on his belt as he takes out the cap so that it leaks and spills out.

He takes Balsby and straps it on his belt underneath his coat.

(theme begins)

His Stand emerges from his body.

"Come on, Star," he said. "Star Platinum!"

Star Platinum shouts. "ORA!!!"

Star Platinum then blows the door right open.

"C'mon, Star!" shouted Miguel, as Star Platinum floated behind him.

Armed men and women are shot at Miguel from the end of the corridor, and Star Platinum catches all of the bullets with ease and grabs the men and women. After a split second, all of their heads have been torn off as blood and brains splattered on the ground everywhere.

Miguel whistles along with the music.

More men and women, woging into Lycans, Cu Siths, and Chupacabras shooting at Miguel. Miguel's eyes turn black as the Stand allows him to teleport behind the soldiers. The soldiers, right after, have holes in their chests. Their blood bursts out after a second as Miguel continues to ninja run towards the oncoming enemies. He slaughters all of them, as suddenly, a woged Berserker appears before him.

"Tch-..." he muttered to himself. Star Platinum attacks the Berserker head-on, but the Berserker survives Star Platinum's punches. The Berserker ends up grabbing Miguel and throwing him to the stone wall. The Berserker then beats him over and over again as his bones crack and his skin bled. Miguel screamed as Star Platinum punched the Berserker away, but the Berserker somehow dodged and kicked Miguel over and over again. Miguel picks himself up and uses Star Platinum to summon his ultimate attack...

"STAR FINGER!!!" he shouted, as Star Platinum's finger elongated and stabbed the Berserker's eyes. The Berserker growled in pain as Miguel took out a knife and slit the Berserker's throat. It whimpers in pain and falls to the ground, dead.

"KILL THE REAPER!!!" shouted the men, as Miguel brought out Star Platinum once more. He grabbed some rubble in the ground from his beating and throws it into the face of one of the men. He teleported once again behind them, killing all of them at once.

"I, Miguel Azrael JoJo, have a dream I believe is just," said Miguel, who they dubbed "The Reaper" for some reason. "My dream is to kill your leader, Salvi..."

"KILL HIM!!!" shouted the soldiers, still shooting at him. He teleports over and over again, killing all the soldiers between times.

Miguel kills each of them as he reached the staircase.

He climbs as he killed all of the soldiers coming down toward him. Star Platinum blocked all of their bullets from above, in front, beside, and behind him.

Miguel roundhouses a Berserker down to the ground with Star Platinum as Miguel kept on pushing upward the circling staircase. As they pile up, Star Platinum tore each of their heads off. Miguel kept on fighting and fighting until he reached the top.

He slams the door open. The gasoline bottle is now empty.

"Gago!" shouted Miguel, pointing to the man in the chair facing the window with two fingers. "Face me now!"

"Hello, there, Miguel JoJo," The man turns around, revealing a Lycan woged. "Miguel! Nice of you to join us!"

"You are one of the four men who killed my mother," he calmly said. "I guess I'll have to kill you, Motorhead."

Motorhead stands up.

"Go on, Miguel JoJo," he smiled. "Take me out. Kill me, but that won't prove anything... It would just make you no different from Salvi... a monster."

Miguel looks at Motorhead with all his seriousness.

"Hm?" asked Miguel.

"What?" asked the Lycan. "I heard that you're a Marine and a Lawyer on this island."

"Yes, I graduated law school on this island," replied Miguel.

"So, don't you have any regrets about what you're about to do? You'd be a literal murderer! A man who works outside the law!" Motorhead sneered.

Miguel shrugs.

"I'm just doing this for vengeance, so..." said Miguel. Star Platinum then emerges from his body and punches a hole into the man's chest.

"ORA!!!" shouted Star Platinum in a deep, grunted, and loud voice.

"Goodbye, Motorhead," he smiled, as he lit a match. "Oh... and I moved your explosives from the safehouse to... everywhere in this building," Miguel gave a sweet smile, dropping the match and jumping out of the window, breaking the glass.

The flames were caught on his coat as he removed the coat midair, revealing a rather slender but muscular body. Star Platinum then lands on the ground, safe, and sound as Star Platinum broke pieces off the concrete.

Miguel walks away as the large stone and metal building explodes behind him.

"Time to find Jubby," he smiled.

(theme ends)

Later...

Jubby woges into a Warlock, a Wizard creature with a zombie-like appearance who can do magic. Jubby is a fat man from the Pacific Ocean he is in.

Jubby *bleeps* in the cave with a dead rat, using its mouth to *bleep*.

"Jesus Christ, Jubby," said Miguel, entering the cave and looking away.

Jubby grunts.

"Yeah, I know, Jubby! I should knock, but this is a Goddamned cave!"

Jubby grunts once more.

"Ugh! The magical rune?" asked Miguel.

Jubby carves a symbol on the ground.

"Jubby, that's a fertility symbol," said Miguel"Jubby, that's a fertility symbol," said Miguel.

Jubby raised his eyebrows twice and did a jiggly sexy wiggle.

"Jubby, thank you," said Miguel. "But no thank you."

Jubby gives an exaggerated frown as he carved this symbol on the ground.

Jubby gives an exaggerated frown as he carved this symbol on the ground"Sorry, Jubby, but you're not my type," said Miguel.

Jubby grunt and slapped his right nipple twice.

"I'll miss you, too, Jubby," smiled Miguel. "Oh!"

Miguel gently took out Balsby and put the Basketball on the ground.

"Take care of Balsby. He belongs on this island, after all," gently smiled Miguel.

Jubby screams shortly and does and tap dance on the sand.

"Screw you! So what, if I don't like basketball! Jubby!" shouted Miguel. "Balsby means so much to me! Helped me in tough times..."

Jubby slaps his left nipple thrice.

"BALSBY'S A GIRL!!!" shouted Miguel. "Shush, don't listen to him, sweety."

Miguel puts Balsby down and hugs Jubby.

"I'm gonna miss you, Jubby," he smiled.

Miguel lets go and puts his hand on Miguel's nipple.

"Love you, too, Jubby," smiled Miguel, holding Jubby's nipple.

Jubby then closes his hands and prays...

A portal opens with lights of the Boom Tube, Teleportation Zone, and Speed Force that is within an array of lights shining along the Bifrost and the Aether realm.

"See ya later," said Miguel, smiling gently. "Rat fucker..."

Jubby then slaps his belly thrice with both hands and screams. "So, Balsby... Wanna do it with rats or do it with me?"

Miguel travels in the lights of the Bifrost as suddenly...

Miguel drops down on a cop car.

*CRASH*

"Whoa!" shouted the cop inside. She stands up and takes out her taser.

Miguel, for some reason, is naked.

"Damn it,"

"SIR, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY!!!" shouted the woman.

"No, you don't understand... I'm-!!!" said Miguel. "Jessica?"

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Should've b-b-blocked th-th-th-that... S-S-S-S-Star..." said Miguel, as he falls to the ground, electrocuted.

She gets a good look at him.

"Ugh... you..." she frowned, as Miguel's eyes closed.

She sees a note with a few letters scribbled onto it...

"CBETYKBS"