Devouring Void Dog Egg

ON THE STREETS, the trio enjoyed the food from stalls. On Earth, Yang Lujia remembered all the food he ate on the streets, especially when he was still in high school. Most high school students would congregate around street stalls to buy snacks like these.

When that flood dragon was finally slain by the Tenth Stage God King of Guile City, everyone sighed in relief. Only Yang Lujia and his disciples remained stoic about what transpired. Even Lin Diyu, who usually had a blank expression on his face, had the same look as Yang Lujia.

Well, as for Long Guang, he was gloating and clearly not settled with the flood dragon. After all, of all the types of dragons, flood dragons were the nemesis for true dragon babies or kids like him.

"Come on, let's go to a restaurant for dinner tonight," Yang Lujia urged Lin Diyu, who was still drooling while looking at the stalls they hadn't tried yet. They had all been eating all day, and after hearing his master's words, he was again elated. Although he was already quite full, he still longed to taste some dishes from some restaurants in Guile City, which were filled with aroma.

"Dinner! Dinner! Long Guang eat dinner!"

When Yang Lujia heard his precious second disciple screaming, the edges of his lips curled up. As expected, his precious disciple was already hungry for dinner.

"What do you want to eat?"

While walking and after hearing their master's question, Lin Diyu and Long Guang both blanked for a minute. They didn't know what they wanted to eat at all. All they thought of was eating, but not what they wanted to eat.

Yang Lujia then heaved a sigh. "Never mind, let's go first to a high-end restaurant. Let's see if there is some meat or anything good we can find."

As they ambled street by street, they finally decided to enter a large restaurant named the God-Free Restaurant. It unexpectedly had three floors. It left the trio in wonder, especially Yang Lujia, who thought that perhaps because this restaurant's delicacies were delicious and simply a floor couldn't accommodate all of its customers.

A guard standing in front of the restaurant threw a glance at the three people who were about to enter the restaurant. Although he found it strange to have a mortal man guide a cultivator kid and a cultivator teenager, he still let them pass. After all, everyone could become a customer of their restaurant.

Yang Lujia wondered about the restaurant's name. It was called God-Free Restaurant, but it sounded weird to his mind. Nonetheless, he still led both of his disciples inside. When they sat at an unoccupied spot, Yang Lujia wandered his eyes around to see if there were any waiters or waitresses to call. Unexpectedly, there were none.

When he was about to stand up and find somebody to serve them food, a lady approached the three of them with a smile as bright as jade shining under the moon. She was wearing a bluish hanfu dress, a traditional clothing style, but it could not hide the two large peaks on her chest. It was only a pity that her two legs were not revealed. However, this wasn't what mattered to Yang Lujia. He only wanted food for dinner.

"We want to eat food," Yang Lujia flatly replied. "I want the most expensive meal in the restaurant."

The lady was quite surprised. This young man actually acted so conceited, but she still responded with a light smile, "Sir, the most expensive dish with meat we have in the restaurant can be found on the highest floor. However, due to sir's status in the city, he will not be permitted to enter the third floor, only the first floor. The second floor is also off-limits as it can be entered only by distinguished sons and daughters of renowned people in the city or in the entire Da Sishen."

"Ah?" Yang Lujia was stoked. "Never mind, then. Just give us the most expensive dish you have on this ground floor."

"Right away, sir," the lady said as she bowed slightly. As she turned her back away, she then muttered, "What the hell is wrong with that mortal young man? He acts so arrogantly, although he looks so ridiculously handsome. Fine! Let this lady forgive you this time! Hmph!"

It naturally reached Yang Lujia's ears, but he couldn't simply be bothered by what she said. They were here to eat, not to cause any trouble. When he remembered something, he suddenly showed a grin that almost frightened the person next to him, Lin Diyu.

"I haven't signed up yet, right?" Yang Lujia thought. "System, why didn't you issue a—"

"Host, my name is already Fortuniel. I already have my own sentience. Besides, I don't have to remind the Host about everything, right?"

Yang Lujia's lips twitched, but he ignored Fortuniel's explanation and proceeded with ordering him to sign-in in Da Sishen. Not long after, the system's kidlike sound rang in his ears. Of course, he was the only one who could say those words.

[Congratulations! Host obtains the Devouring Void Dog Egg!]

[Devouring Void Dog Egg: It is the egg of a powerful beast from the void, capable of swallowing anything it intends or wants to swallow. Once it is born, its cultivation will automatically reach the God Emperor Realm. There are three ways to hatch the egg: (1) find a woman who will warm the egg in her embrace for two nights; (2) allow the host to lick or spit the egg 500 times per day for a week; and (3) allow the host to urinate on it five times per day for two days.]

"What the fuck is wrong with this?" Yang Lujia's eyes were wide as he stared at the information regarding the egg. Apart from its cultivation level when it would hatch, it also struck him dumb when he read the ways to hatch it.

"Fortuniel, why is it like this? Is this really the way to hatch this egg?" He couldn't help but ask.

"Yes, Host."

"Then, why of all the ways available?"

"The Devouring Void Dog is born without a mother. It will hatch whenever a woman or a beast of the same gender warms it for two nights. On the other hand, the Host's body liquid can stimulate the Devouring Void Dog Egg to hatch. Therefore, the Host's urine and saliva can hatch the egg."

"What the hell is wrong with this egg?"

"Host can rest assured that there is nothing wrong with the egg. Only the Host has something wrong in his head."

Yang Lujia was speechless. "Then, if it's body liquid, why can't it be my blood? I can just bleed rather than urinate or lick or spit on the egg, right? I feel like I'm going to consume all of my body liquid then, except for my blood."

"No, the Host's blood is too strong. It may cause death to the Devouring Void Dog's birth."

Yang Lujia breathed in and out and proceeded to shift his attention to another thing. "Fortuniel, I want to sign-in into this Guile City!"

[Congratulations! Host obtains the Guardian Robot!]

[Guardian Robot: It is a robot with no spiritual qi of heaven and earth in its body. However, at the moment, its body can only compete with a God Emperor. When the Host feeds it with metal, it will naturally evolve into a stronger entity. Note: It eats any metal as long as it can help its body become more robust.]

"Eh? Which robot scientist made this Guardian Robot that it can actually rival a God Emperor?"