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Chapter 111: Baiting Lolis With Science

Ein clapped and distracted the little scientists, breaking the fight before it even began. "Nyahallo kids, I'm Einheri Aesir. And yes, I am the owner of Aesir corp. are you guys ready for my little party?" He patted their heads and gave them some ice cream for a change.

The 3 of them went wide eyed and looked at him like he was a mythical creature. The very top of Aesir corp. has never shown themselves, ever. And they were face to face with the owner himself.

Tesla was the 1st to gain her wits and almost shouted in joy. Excited to see the person she looked up to, the one responsible for gadgets and inventions that are used worldwide at almost any household. "Mr. Aesir! Can I go work in your Spiral workshop when I grow up!? I'll be the greatest inventor ever, I promise!" She wanted to learn everything there and be a great inventor.

"Why yes, but you have to work hard okay. Getting into Spiral workshop isn't easy, the officer in charge would kick you out if you aren't interesting enough." He chuckled and thought Vill-v would ignore her if she was just a good inventor. Vill valued fun and likened engineering to magic after all.

"Un! I will work hard! Hehe~" Tesla was delighted that he didn't just brush her off. Nancy then got over her shock and clicked her tongue. Tesla was acknowledged before her and she got competitive.

"Mr. Aesir! I am Nancy Edison. Can I please know how you industrialized the world? I believe it's the key for us to be prosperous and defend ourselves from the honkai as well." She looked at Tesla and Schrodinger with a smug smile on her face that screamed how was that plebs.

"We'll get to that later Nancy. And you're correct, industrializing trivial and tedious tasks is the way to prosperity! If you work, you lose after all." He nodded sagely and Edison got happy that she was complimented by her idol.

"Sir, can you please sign this book. I'm a fan, your writing is genius. It has taught me how particular laws of the world works, answering many of my questions." Schrodinger presented her book to him, making Ein chuckle.

He signed it and even gave her the 2nd volume. "Here, I'm glad it has helped you. I hope it will lead you to more discoveries, stay curious and find out how the world works okay?" He smiled at her. Schrodinger got motivated and nodded at him. Excited to learn more about the universe.

"Well then, how about we get this party started yeah?" He ushered them to the venue of the party. They were then welcomed by Planck, glomping on them and gave the lolis a hug.

"Ohhh such cute children! I'll let you guys introduce yourselves okay?" She smiled at the 3 and they got embarrassed from Emma's enthusiasm.

"Hello everybody, I am Nancy Thomas Alva Edison! The scion of Supergen corp. Thank you for inviting me to this party." She curtsied and tried looking for Vill-v. She only saw her once, but her unique outfit couldn't be taken off her mind. She then saw her in a corner talking with the greatest music artist in history along with the owner of Pink allure.

"Hi, my name is Frederica Nikola Tesla! Thanks for inviting me, I didn't know this place would be much more exciting than I thought." She then gushed at the sight of Vill-v, the Maestro of Spiral workshop. So she quickly ran up to her.

"I am Erwin Reanna Schrodinger. I came here to be Ms. Emma Planck's student, thank you for hosting a party for us." She cracked a small smile and looked at Ein, wanting to ask more questions about physics.

Emma then pushed Lieserl to the front so she would introduce herself to the 3. "Um, hello. My name is Lieserl Albert Einstein. I am Emma-nee's student right now, nice to meet you." She greeted Schrodinger as Tesla and Edison mobbed Vill.

Schrodinger nodded at her and noticed she was also carrying Ein's book. "Are you also interested in physics?" She asked Lieserl and Einstein, having been told about Tesla and Schrodinger purposely brought her book with her to start a conversation.

"Umu, I'm actually at volume 3 already. Ein-san gave me the 3rd one as I've finished the 2nd one already. Though I had to pester him for it." Lieserl frowned as she remembered having to wear a onesie and ask cutely for the next volume.

"Can we read it together later? I'm almost done with the 2nd volume as well. But that Nancy girl had to cut it short." Schrodinger narrowed her eyes at Edison and Lieserl chuckled.

At Vill's side, Tesla quickly arrived and held her hands like she was a saint. "Are you really the master of Spiral workshop miss? I'm your number 1 fan! Can I please have your autograph!?" She had stars in her eyes as she looked at Vill-v.

Vill chuckled and took out a marker, she then took out a smartphone that was at least appropriate for tech in the 2020's and signed it on the back. She then gave it to Tesla and patted her head. "Here kid, you've got some spunk in you. A great candidate to learn the ways of my magic, although you have to intern first. But you can still contact me with that sometimes and ask a few questions." She smiled at the enthusiastic Tesla.

"I... I'll never wash my head again! Thank you Ms. Vill-v! I'll cherish this forever!" Tesla hugged the phone and looked at it in wonder. She then got surprised when it suddenly turned on. It had a display that she thought looked like a very clear t.v. It was like magic for her.

"Hello Maestro Vill-v, I am Nancy Edison. Thank you for gracing us with your presence along with Mr. Aesir." Nancy greeted more politely and Vill thought she was boring as hell.

"Yeah, though cut that out girl. It's boring, we're at a party. Not a meeting." Vill said to her bluntly and like lightning hit her, she froze instantly.

"I... I understand, then. Then could you teach me your ways!? How you changed the world? What's you aspirations, plans, and, and." She was going full fan girl, Eden and Elysia chuckled at her as she stopped, blushing from her excitement.

"One at a time Nancy, Vill-v won't go anywhere you know?" Eden smiled at her and she felt embarrassed at the elegant Eden's words. "Right? Vill would answer all your questions Nancy~ She won't disappoint such a big fan you know?" Elysia chided her gently with her smooth buttery voice.

'What? This woman's wiles is certainly dangerous, worthy of the owner of Pink allure.' Edison thought she was getting seduced and it almost awakened something inside of her.

"Ahem, sorry about that. I mean, please tell me more about your work Maestro. I would love for you to teach me all about it with Mr. Aesir." She then looked at Tesla fiddling with her phone. Making her jealous as hell.

"Oi oi, Vill. Little Nancy over here is getting jealous you know? You should give all of them some phones, so they can communicate as well. You guys would be good friends, I know it." Ein entered the fray with Lieserl and Schrodinger, he patted their heads. Then he gave them phones each, matching with their eye color or hair.

"Thank you Mr. Ein!" The lolis thanked him immediately and stared in wonder at their phones. "Well, fiddle with it later okay? Let's get this party started." He ushered everyone to the table that was filled with food.

Tesla drooled at the sight and was obviously getting impatient, while Lieserl stared at it longingly, now knowing how good his food were. "Alright! Who's hungry? I made those myself you know? Let's eat first okay?" He clapped and Eden started playing the piano and sang.

The music washed over them and they heard Eden's angelic voice live. Everybody knew her, but even Nancy's tons of money couldn't get her into Eden's concert. It was that popular, it also allowed anyone to enter and tickets sold out instantly. It wasn't available for reselling as it had unique marks that only the buyer could enter the venues where she performed. As Eden did not want the wealthy pretentious people to come instead of the ones that truly enjoyed music.

The loli scientists enjoyed their meals with gusto. Tesla shoved the food into her mouth like a vacuum and her mother glared at her that promised a spanking.

Schrodinger meanwhile, had an epiphany. When she tasted Ein's food, her eyes dilated and she instantly started tripping. She got high as a kite and felt like the elementary particles of the universe embraced her. She looked at her plate in a daze. "I didn't know there are things in this world that is this beautiful." She also visualized the quantum because of it that gave her ideas.

Edison thought they were exaggerating. But when she put a piece of steak in her mouth, she felt wonderful. Like a blanket of soft meat embraced her form and the warmth engulfed her. "What in the world is this..." She then decided to ignore her hallucination and started eating quickly.

Lieserl has only tried his cookies and when she tried the meal, she felt floaty. Like gravity didn't work and time went slower. "What the..." She stared at her plate and got ideas about a theory.

"Ahh, they surely enjoyed their meals. I remembered my very first taste of his food. Good times." Elysia and Vill-v reminisced.

Ein then started to talk more about them how the world worked along with MEI. They didn't really understand MEI much and the 4 of them started to look up to him more which MEI noticed, making her depressed.

Schrodinger then raised her hand and asked a question. "Mr. Ein, how would you explain quantum superposition? I am curious about it and the 2nd volume of your book hasn't touched upon it yet." She was curious as quantum mechanics has been a mysterious thing and the Copenhagen interpretation is imperfect.

He then got an idea how to explain it and talked about it. "Let's say, you put a cat inside a box. Then you add a radioactive element and a thermonuclear bomb that would go off when the radioactive material decays. In quantum mechanics, the cat would be both alive and dead until you open the box to observe the cat." He explained shamelessly as he smiled.

Schrodinger and all the little scientists thought he could explain it so easily. Einstein then decided to ask how light would behave in gravity. Basing her question on her relative Albert Einstein's theory of special relativity that couldn't be applied to gravity.

"Hmm~ a good question dear. Imagine someone inside a closed room sitting on Earth. That person can feel Earth's gravitational field. Now put that same room out in space, far from the gravitational influence of any object, and give it an acceleration of 9.8 meters per second downwards. The light appears to bend downward, and because it is the same acceleration as earth's gravity. It would bend around earth no?"

He smirked at her and Einstein's mind raced, immediately writing it down or it would be lost forever.

He then clapped, signifying the end of the party and the loli scientists were satisfied, talking among themselves excitedly. "Okay kids, this has been a good party. And new friendships are born today, do contact each other regularly using your phones okay?" He patted their heads and gave them a bag of sweets to take home.

Tesla's mother then got worried that she will be alone here in New Jersey in the care of Emma. "Will you be fine here Frederica?" Tesla nodded with a bright smile. "Don't worry mom, I'll be happy here, I'm sure of it." Her mother then hugged her tight and went back to Serbia. Ein gave her a phone as well, but it wasn't as advanced. It also could only contact Tesla like a local network.

"Erwin, I will be going now. I see that you've finally made friends, send me letters honey. You will surely thrive here." Schrodinger's mother smiled at her tenderly.

"Un, everyone here is fun. Unlike at home where it's boring." Her mother then left with a phone as well.

But not everyone could stay, as Nancy said her goodbyes with budding tears in her eyes. "Come on Nancy, you will be able to meet with them. Let us go now, thank you for everything Maestro Vill-v, Mr. Aesir." Her father bowed and Nancy wiped her tears.

"We will meet again, I'm sure of it. But this is surely frustrating, you guys would improve leaps and bounds with Maestro Vill-v and Mr. Ein." She puffed her cheeks.

"Hmm, how about you go to Princeton later Nancy. So you could spend time with your friends, though you have to enter college prematurely like the rest of them though." He gave her an ultimatum and she burned with motivation.

"I might not be as smart as them. But I will surely come here to Princeton in due time, wait for me! I shall return!" The three smiled at her and waved their hands goodbye.

Before Edison went home, he gave their group a name. "I will call your group, the loli science brigade! Pretty charming name if I do say so myself." He nodded in satisfaction and everybody deadpanned at him.

He then laughed and patted their heads. "Isn't it great Lieserl? Now you have more friends your age instead of just me and Ein's group. Although Dr. Mobius isn't exactly your cup of tea." Emma said to Lieserl that enjoyed this day immensely.

"Umu, Ein-san even gave me an idea. It would surely be my PhD paper." She smiled and thought this place was surely her home. Not the one back in Switzerland with her boring parents that couldn't understand her.

Ein then went to a park located nearby after commuting the girls back to the base. Lieserl, Emma, Schrodinger, and Tesla followed him and they were curious on what he was going to do.

Tesla stepped on some twigs and the others glared at her. "Shhh, be careful Tesla. This trip might reveal something about Ein." Emma scolded her and everybody nodded. Wanting to unravel the mysteries of the greatest scion in the world.

Ein obviously knew they were following him, he chuckled and sat on a bench. He then took out a violin out of nowhere and started playing a piece he created. Whenever he had the time, he played it for his parents and HIMEKO.

"The cherry blossom droplets that have blossomed in the night sky. Disappear with you

Even the full moon unable to see tomorrow is shrouded in this world.

Scattering flowers quietly have

A sorrowful yet gentle dream

An unloved flower; a sealed dream

Until these prayers are restored

Tears of the flowers that bloomed in that world.

The night's breeze whispers in my ear, captivating me.

The morning moon, not knowing where to go, illuminates this sorrowful world

The people leaving

Are quietly having a painful yet loving dream

An unloved flower; a sealed dream

Until these prayers are restored."

The stalkers were mesmerized by the music, and they noticed it was in Japanese. But it contained sorrow and such strong feelings that they couldn't help but step out of the bushes. Forgetting the purpose of their trip as he chuckle at them.

"Hmm~ It seems I have some stalkers huh?" He smiled at them and they stumbled, Planck smiled wryly and chuckled nervously. "Uhh, this is just a stroll, yes. We were just strolling and we happened to hear your playing." She gave excuses and the other 3 nodded vigorously.

Then, a young man looked at the scene. Confused as all hell. "Emma? Why are you guys on the ground? And who is this gentleman?" He asked.

Emma then dusted herself off and thought her cousin was a life saver. "Ahh! Ein, this is Carl Gustav. He was the one that introduced Lieserl to me for mentoring!" She used the all powerful change the topic.

"Nice to meet you, I am Einheri Aesir. You can call me Ein, Carl." He greeted and the young man was surprised. He got letters from Emma about him, but her descriptions did him no justice. He didn't expect him to be huge after all.

"Emma, now why were you stalking me with them? Hmm?" Ein then looked at her again and she started sweating. "It was all Lieserl's idea! She wanted to know more about you, see?" Planck also used the back up plan, that is to shift the blame.

Lieserl went wide eyed and she felt the very 1st betrayal in her life. "Emma-nee..." Ein then laughed at them and walked up to her, patting her head while giving a cone of ice cream to the kids.

"How about we enjoy the night? Play some music and drink some beer?" He then took out some beer steins and put some lager in it that of course he also made. Nobody questioned how the hell he got it, and Emma cheered. She was german after all.

"Ooohhh! That's what I'm talking about!" She got a stein and instantly drank the whole thing. "Ahhh! Nothing beats a cold pint after a day." Carl shook his head and thought she was underaged, but in germany. You could drink whenever you had the balls after all.

They then played music and enjoyed the night. Merry with the good alcohol, along with the best music they've heard in their life.

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The years go by, and the youngest of the loli scientist brigade is now thirteen. Lieserl was creating a paper that she has named general theory of relativity. Meanwhile Schrodinger is now successful and made an equation that governs the wave function of a quantum-mechanical system.

Tesla improved the current AC system and brought electricity to every home in the world. It was made a reality thanks to her communications with Vill-v and Aesir's resources to make power plants.

Edison meanwhile improved the telephone by using her cellphone and made communication easier, slowly phasing out mail and telegrams all over the world.

And she is now arriving in Princeton to reunite with the loli scientist brigade. "Ahh, I've quite missed this place. Where all of it began..." She looked at the university and basically ran inside to meet with her friends.

Nancy was welcomed by Lieserl and Tesla. Schrodinger actually got poor health and was in a medical facility of Su's. "What happened to Erwin?" She asked quickly.

"She's fine Nancy, that girl. She actually had a weak immune system and Ein-nii sent her to one of Aesir's hospitals. It was just a few days ago and he wants us to visit her together." Lieserl explained to the anxious Edison.

"Yeah, she's fine and dandy. Don't worry about her, we will actually go there immediately once you visit Ein-nii, he's with Dr. Vill-v. We will wait for you guys at Emma-nee's lounge." Tesla laid out their schedule for the day.

She then went to Ein's office so she could thank him and Vill-v for waiting for her to succeed. As she knows they could do anything she did just from the ridiculous cellphone they gave her.

She knocked at the door merrily and waited for her idols to open it. But they didn't answer. "That's weird, Tesla said they were inside. Maybe give them a few minutes." She waited for another five. But still nothing, so Nancy tried to open the door and it was unlocked. But she was greeted by a scene that would be burned in her mind forever.

His room only allowed good friends to enter without a lock and Edison was unfortunately one of them. "Ahnn~ Ein! There! Go faster you beast!" Vill-v wanted some fun before they went to visit Schrodinger and Nancy saw her idol getting railed on the office table by Ein that was also a hero in her mind.

"Ahh, Nancy. Good to see you again! Give me a moment okay?" He then pumped faster and Vill-v locked him in with her legs. "Shoot it inside! Hmmm!~" Vill moaned and she saw Nancy that she didn't notice earlier.

"Hey Nancy, enjoying the show?" She teased her and Edison's genius, but young mind overheated. "Wh-what are you doing?" She was frozen in her tracks and her eyes were peeled.

"Having sex of course. And it is lovely as always, though we couldn't go hard because time is short. Ahn~" Vill-v didn't care and let her watch.

"Awawawawa." Nancy finally short circuited and almost went unconscious. "Hey Nancy, what's taking you so long? Excited to talk to Ein-nii and Dr. Vill huh?" Tesla tried teasing her along with Einstein and Emma, but they got blindsided.

"Yesss! I'll never get tired of this feeling!" Vill locked Ein with her legs and shouted in pleasure.

"Ohh, you guys are here huh? Then let's go, we'll just take a little shower okay?" He said nonchalantly as he sat down on his chair so they won't see his schlong.

Vill-v then stood up and her face glowed. But she was leaking and everybody saw it. "D-did they just?" Lieserl asked the obvious. While Tesla was still shocked out of her mind.

"Ummm, Ein. Sorry for barging in, take your time okay?" Emma blushed profusely, it was the first time she saw a man naked. And she also got a glimpse of his manhood.

"We won't take long. But you guys sure are perverts, I didn't take you to be voyeurs." He teased them and chuckled.

"H-he just fucked Dr. Vill... She was getting railed at the desk." Tesla mumbled, not believing what happened.

"Get a hold of yourself Tesla! Nancy!" Lieserl shouted and carried her fallen comrades outside the room.

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Thanks for reading guys. I'm running out of time, so I will develop Schrodinger later. Anyways, ciao.

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