Unwanted Prodding...

*THWWOOOOOOOMMM!*

Dark fire sweeps towards Kazuma just as the teen leaps out of the way and behind a sturdy tree.

"AAAARRRGGHHH!" a voice cries out before petering off, causing his party-mates faces to become grim.

"AH! NO KAZUMA!!" Yunyun all but shrieks as she runs towards where the voice was heard.

"KAZUUUMMMAAA! YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT HELPING ME FIRST! KAZZUUUMMMMAAAAA!"

"KILLED SO BRUTALLY! WHY JUST KAZUMA!?"

...

Hiropon stops in place and nods to himself at his fine work... He'd eliminated the threat to his daughter's innocence and chastity. It was a father's duty! Shaking his head, he begins walking home to allow the boy's friends to grieve.

The girls run over and find the impact sight, each looking confused as they lay eyes upon the tall woman who'd had her back partially burned... In her arms, she held a little girl who was hugging a sword tightly to her chest. "That hurt! I hate this village! Always launching spells in random directions! How can you sneak around in a minefield!?"

"Hey! Who are you!" Aqua starts.

"And why are you holding Komekko!" Yunyun questions, almost completely forgetting about Kazuma...

"...oi I almost died and you forgot about me so easily!?..." a quiet voice asks but no one gives any attention to it.

"Oho? My name is Sylvia, and this cute one here is my new friend." the brown-skinned woman states as she smooshes the young girl's face further into her bosom, preventing her from speaking despite her struggles.

"Sylvia?" Yunyun shakes her head, "You let go of Komeko now or else! I won't let my lost best friend's sister get kidnapped by a stranger!"

"Aha! You go girl! Get this kidnapper!" Derflinger exclaims from within Komekko's arms.

...

"My! A talking sword!? I wonder how you'd feel... Inside me." Sylvia asks with a gleam in her eye.

"W-what!? No! Let us go or I'll scream! You wouldn't like it when I get vocal, I promise you that!" Derflinger says in a panicked tone.

"Listen to the sword and let them go or else!" Darkness shouts as she draws her sword, ignoring the fact that she's never actually landed a blow with it... Ever.

"Oh!? I recognise you now! Blue hair priest, blonde crusader, and big curves Crimson Demon... You're the new famous adventurer party, aren't you?" Sylvia asks with interest.

"LIGHT OF SABER!" Yunyun casts, summoning a large blade of light that shoots towards the kidnapper... Only to be forced to redirect it as the woman positions Komekko in the way.

"So rude-"

"That's it! ZUN HAAL VIIK!" Derflinger shouts, the shockwave passing through his wielder and at the kidnapper causing Komekko to fly out of her grip, and Derflinge to fly out of the little gir's grip as well.

"Good job sword! LIGHTNING!" Yunyun says as she summons a bolt of lightning which blasts Sylvia backwards as it strikes her. Darkness then runs over and scoops Komekko and Derflinger up into her arms and retreats to the rest of her party.

"Hmph! If you think such weak magic can harm me, you've got another thing coming!" Sylvia grouses but has her attention drawn by a battlecry...

Kazuma roars as he charges the woman, slashing his sword erratically until it finally reaches his target...

*Clank!*

...

Sylvia catches the sword between her two fingers, looking down at the now profusely sweating Kazuma as he dares not look up at her face.

"Uh... Miss, I think we may have had a misunderstandin-Pfft!" he's stopped as she pushes his head into her breasts, hugging him there as the boy unconscious and consciously breathes in her scent.

"Misunderstanding? You attacked me... But I think I can forgive you... If, we become one..." she says lasciviously while licking her lips.

"Huh, Kazuma is still alive?" Aqua mutters in a neutral tone...

Kazuma hugs Sylvia's breasts and looks over his shoulder, "HUUuah!? Whaddya mean 'Oh is Kazuma still alive' HUH!?" he angrily asks while taking the opportunity to sniff Sylvia's breasts... "I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT I'M NOT TREATED FAIRLY IN THIS PARTY!"

Aqua shrugs her shoulders, "Well, you don't really bring much... I'm an Arch-Priest, Darkness is a Crusader, Yunyun an Arch-Wizard... Aren't you just a pervert neet?" she states, causing Kazuma's expression to quickly become depressed.

"Oi, can I take his place? I'm not treated all that fairly either youknow." Derflinger asks.

"HELL NO! A SWORD CAN'T REPLACE ME! NOW SHOW ME YOUR TATTOO, YUNYUN! OR I'LL LEAVE THE PARTY!" he shouts and Yunyun covers herself with a flushed face.

"Didn't the sword save the girl? While you got capture..." Aqua drawls.

"Ahn! Don't be so rough, 'Kazuma'." Sylvia moans as the boy squeezes harder under his teammate's remonstrations.

"YOU KNOW WHAT!? I'M STAYING WITH HER! GOOD LUCK KILLING THE DEMON KING WITHOUT ME!" he suddenly decides, resting harder against the woman.

"You know that I'm one of the demon king's best men, right?" Sylvia asks, causing Kazuma to robotically turn his head towards her.

"B-best men? W-what do you mean by that, Sylvia-san?" he asks with his focus less on her career and more on the 'men' aspect. Now that he thought about it, something was poking him in the rear. "S-something's poking me Sylvia-san... T-that's just a dagger, or a coin-pouch, or a wand... Or-

"I'm a man, Kazuma... And all your fondling as gotten me... Excited." she/he states with a wide grin on their face.

. . .

"KYAAAAAAAA! SAVE ME! SOMEONE SAVE ME! YUNYUN! AQUA! DARKNESS! SAVE ME PLEASE! I'LL NEVER ASK TO SEE YOUR TATTOO EVER AGAIN I PROMISE!!!!!"

"I thought you were leaving us Kazuuuma?" Aqua smugly asks. "First attacked by female orcs, now this? You're really popular today aren't you, Kazutrash?"

"S-so scandalous..." Darkness mutters.

"If you're all done talking, I think I'll go my own way with my new 'friend' here." Sylvia starts as Kazuma pleads with tears flowing down his face.

"STOP! I-I won't let you take our party member!-"

"Yunyun!" Kazuma says with tears in his eyes, only to be clapped down.

"Let go of Kazutrash-Uh, I mean Kazuma!"

...