My Roommate's Dad

Damn,what’s wrong with me?

Sitting at the edge of his bed,Nolan Mitchell stared down at his half-hard cock.He had been jerking off for the last several minutes,but he couldn’t keep his mind on the task at hand.He leaned backward and adjusted his pillow beneath his head.His left hand went from cupping his shaved balls to travel up his lean stomach to pinch his sensitive left nipple.He also repositioned his right hand,changing its motion from sliding up and down his seven-inch length to working the head of his cock into his fist as if it were a pool cue he was chalking.

“Mmm,”he moaned as he felt his prick once again stiffening.The fan he kept always kept running was gently blowing his trimmed,light brown chest hair,creating a pleasant tingle.He felt his balls drawing up as he neared his much-needed release.

Nolan’s mind wandered off task to thoughts of his high school sweetheart who had just broken up with him after five years and how she had always complimented him on the size of his balls.He thought that was such a strange thing for a girl to say about her boyfriend.He could understand her praising the size of his dick,but balls?

He shook his head and realized his cock wasn’t even half hard anymore.He sighed and released his grip,flopping his arms off to the sides and lay there nude and confused.

Nolan heard keys jingling outside the apartment’s front door.He only had enough time to pull his comforter over his lap and sit up before the door opened and he had a clear view of his roommate and best friend Cam.Nolan wished he remembered to close his bedroom door.

Cam wasted no time heading straight for Nolan’s room.“What are you doing still in bed?It’s,like,noon.”Cam took a good look at Nolan for the first time,seeing his naked chest damp with perspiration and the hastily gathered cover.“Oh.Oh!Sorry,man.I’ll…Let me…I’ll go.”

“No,you’re good,”Nolan said,pulling his legs up under the comforter to sit up.“You’re not interrupting anything—believe me.I have no life.”

“What’s with the pity party?Still bummed about Ashley?”

“Still bummed?”Nolan asked.“It’s been like three weeks!We dated since we were fifteen.You don’t get over someone you were with for five years in three weeks.”

“I guess you’re right.I wouldn’t know.”

“Oh,please,”Nolan said.“You’ve got women all over you.”

Cam was well known on campus as a guaranteed good time.

“I can fuck whoever I want,”Cam said.“But I’ve never,like,dated anyone.Two months is my record.”

“Yeah,being‘Sexual Dynamite’is such a curse.”

Sexual Dynamite was a nickname Cam had gotten the first week Nolan had met him.Standing six feet even,Cam was two inches shorter than Nolan,but where Nolan had the long,lean build of a swimmer Cam was solid and muscular.Girls were powerless to resist his charming personality.His smooth,dark skin and bright smile didn’t hurt things either.

“I’m just a piece of meat.You’re boyfriend material.”

“Ugh.I don’t even want to think about dating.”Nolan covered his face with his hands.

“So,you’re just going to lay here jerking off for the rest of your life?”

“I can’t even do that right,”sighed Nolan.

“Whoa there,buddy.TMI.When’s the last time you did anything besides go to class and come straight back to your bedroom?That changes today.Right now.The weather is way too awesome to waste.Meet me outside in five minutes or I’m coming back up here and kicking your ass.”

“Ugh,”Nolan said.“What do you want to do outside?”

“I dunno.Let’s toss the ball around.Maybe catch the eye of some nubile young women looking to breed?”

Nolan shivered.“You say the most disgusting things.No wonder you’re single.”

After Cam located a baseball and two mitts,he exited the apartment.Nolan took a minute to sift through the laundry basket full of clean clothes that never seemed to make it into the closet before hopping into the shower to shave and clean off the lube and disappointment.He made a quick descent down the apartment building’s three flights of stairs,finding Cam in the grassy courtyard.Nolan casually jogged over to Cam and caught the mitt he was tossed.The roommates spread far enough apart to toss the ball but close enough to talk.

“Why’d she ditch you anyway?”Cam asked.

“I dunno.”

“You don’t know.One day out of the blue she just says,‘I break up.’Unlikely.”

“I don’t want to talk about it,”Nolan said with a scowl.

“You don’t have to,but it’ll make you feel better.”

Nolan sighed.“She said she was bored.She wanted to‘experience what was out there before it was too late.’Whatever that means.”

“Ouch,dude.Was she bored with,like,hanging out or bored with your sex life?”

“Man,I don’t know.Both?”

“Not cool,Nolan,”Cam said,jogging a few feet away to pick up a wild toss that he hadn’t tried to catch.“You gotta switch things up.Keep‘em guessing.”

“I don’t know how,I guess.We were kids when we got together.Everything I know about sex and relationships I learned from her.”

“It’s time,then,”Cam said.“She did you a favor,bro.Let’s go get you laid tonight.”

“I can’t.Toni’s coming over.”

“Who’s Toni again?”

“That chick who’s helping me with Biology,”Nolan said.

“Is she hot?”

“Geez,man.I don’t know.She’s just some girl I’ve got class with.I haven’t really paid attention.”

“There’s your problem,”Cam said.“Well,one of them.Problem one is not paying attention to every girl in your immediate vicinity.You never know,man.”

“Okay.And my next problem?”

“Problem two is,you pick homework over pussy.Screw Biology.Let’s get you back in the game.Like,tonight.”

“Maybe,”Nolan agreed.“What do you have in mind?”

“One Eyed Willy’s?”Cameron tossed the ball straight up.

“I’ll study‘til nine,”Nolan said as he centered himself under the falling ball that promptly hit his mitt before bouncing out.“I’ll head straight there after Toni leaves.”

Cam looked from the dropped ball to Nolan’s face and a smile spread across his face.“You done wore that poor right hand out.”He had to duck to miss the mitt that was thrown at his face.