Chapter 70: Judging a villain is justice

I yawned as I stretched out on the limo seat, going through a sleepless night is uncomfortable even if my endurance is infinite.

After I practically broke Medb with a chocolate cake, I spent the rest of the night looking through parenting articles on the internet for help on how I should talk to Rinka, but in the end, I couldn't find what I should do if my daughter turns out a crazy girl with psychopathic and manipulative tendencies… Internet, you failed me.

Since I didn't know what to do and I don't know what face to make when seeing Rinka, I left home early after leaving the girls' breakfast.

Perhaps my only relief is that Rinka seems to have a friend who sincerely wants to follow her and she doesn't seem to be under any kind of threat, in fact, the platinum-gray-haired girl seems to have a deep admiration for Rinka.

Kiara and Enma confirmed that the little girl named Kiri Suzuhara is trustworthy and even proposed to me to adopt the little girl since she seems to have a complicated family situation, but at the moment I'm not in the mental condition to make these kinds of important decisions so I postponed this matter.

Perhaps the only good thing about this whole incident was that I remembered one of the biggest problems in this world, the hentai protagonists…

Enma asked me for permission to extract the soul of the boy who wanted to attack Mikan and even though it's possible that the child was deceived by Rinka, I still accepted Enma's request.

Enma took out the hentai shota's soul and then used necromancy magic on the shota's body to make it look like the boy was still alive so as not to cause a problem with the police.

Enma made the 'boy' act on autopilot like a normal boy so he will no longer act like a rapist and will just be a normal boy, eventually, the magic will wear off, the boy will get sick and 'die' of natural causes in a year or less.

Although it is a cruel action, I did not feel the slightest remorse, unlike other deaths that I have caused directly or indirectly.

Maybe it's because, in my perspective, any trash that dares to try to hurt my girls is utter useless trash that needs to be eradicated from all of existence in the most painful way possible...

Is this how all parents feel about protecting their daughters?

I hope I'm not becoming violent...

Ahem, coming back to the topic, Enma said that she found something interesting in the boy's soul and wants to study it, I let her do whatever she wants since even if she explains things to me I won't understand any of alchemy, I don't even understand basic algebra.

For now, the strongest women around me are busy.

Kiara takes care of the school and just in case I have already made it clear to her that if she causes problems with students or teachers again I will use a Command Seal to prevent her from sexual acts for a month, I even assigned Anida as her supervisor.

Enma trains her apprentices that she will introduce to me later, she said that she will give me a pleasant surprise, and even though this gives me a bad feeling, the fact that she would have sworn that she did not kidnap or brainwash any woman is my only relief.

Olga is her temporary assistant since the queen of the dark elves wants to learn alchemy which should be a good thing, at least that's what I want to believe.

Asagi is managing the Taimanin and monsters in my residential area, she is also in charge of maintaining contact with Black Label and mobilizing the spies who are investigating the movements of other supernatural organizations.

She is the busiest woman in my group, but she seems happy with it, she is a wonderful hard working woman.

Elena is still unable to speak or interact with other people, but at least she can stay home now without the risk of her losing control and destroying everything around her, plus she's strong enough to protect the entire residential area on her own.

Just in case, Loli Enma stays with her to seal her if the magical girl goes berserk.

Shaku continues to take care of Mikan since she seems to have become very fond of the cute girl, but since she still feels guilty for endangering the girls, it seems that she called thousands of evil spirits to help her protect the girls.

To prevent some supernatural organization from believing that the elementary school was invaded by an army of evil spirits, legal loli Chitose Nakai will use her spiritual powers to hide the presence of the spirits.

She was not happy with having to work alongside hundreds of evil spirits, but she has no right to refuse since Enma put her under a slave contract.

Enma joked that I can play with the legal loli until I break her which made Chitose pale, but the most unfortunate thing is that the legal loli looked at me with a determined expression while saying that she will accept whatever I do.

Everyone thinks I'm a furry lolicon, living is depressing...

For now, I left all the cheap comedy stuff in my private life and focused on the problem at hand.

I am currently on my way to the Shinomiya residence, as Gan'an called me to say that a problem had arisen and we should meet.

Although the women in my mansion were not happy about me going out without a group of bodyguards, I insisted that this was for the best since I have many places I need to protect and still lack strong fighters, plus I am technically immortal and I'm not going completely alone...

"Ufufufufu, I love this vehicle, the seats are soft and there are even all kinds of delicious drinks and food, a carriage worthy of my greatness and beauty~" – Medb was enjoying vanilla ice cream with strawberry cookies while relaxing in the seat in front of me.

I smiled wryly. – "To think that the queen of war would be a girl addicted to sweets…"

"What's wrong with it?" – Medb smiled after finishing her fifth cup of ice cream. – "Food, sex or war, simple pleasures are the most pleasant~"

"I don't think war is something pleasant…" - I sighed.

"That's because you've never experienced the taste of war" – Medb smiled deliriously as if she thought of something delicious. – "The beauty of chaos, the satisfaction that victory gives, the sweetness of looking at the losers… It is something wonderful!"

I took a cup of ice cream and gave it to Medb to stop talking, I feel like if I keep listening to her nonsense something will rot in my head.

"Great! Offerings to my beauty are always welcome" – Medb received the cup with a big smile and went back to eating.

The trip was uneventful and when we arrived at the Shinomiya residence I looked at Medb who was still eating without stopping.

She has a skill that gives her a perfect body so she can eat as much as she wants without affecting her beauty, it may seem like a useless skill but the truth is that this skill complements her charm skills, and well I'm jealous since even magic doesn't help me lose weight...

"Medb, please enter your spiritual form" - I smiled wryly seeing the angry pout of this girl, she really is like a spoiled child...

"But I can't eat in my spirit form" – Medb looked upset.

"I have some business and you are so beautiful that I will not be able to work properly if you are in your physical form" - I felt relieved to see that her expression was happy again at my words.

"Ufufufu, then it can't be helped" – Medb smirked. – "Although later you must make me a strawberry cake"

I nodded with a smile.

She's easy to talk to as long as she's not denied what she wants, though according to a parenting book I've been reading this makes a child selfish and develops something called emperor syndrome...

Eh… Well, Medb is a grown woman so she should be fine.

Medb entered her spirit form and disappeared when we arrived in front of the Shinomiya Residence. A butler from the residence came over and opened the door in a respectful way which still makes me uncomfortable.

"Your visit honors us Yamada-sama" – The butler bowed deeply and then led me to Gan'an's office.

The butler knocked on the door and after hearing Gan'an's voice the butler opened the door to let me in.

After I entered the office the butler closed the door after bowing, bowing too much for me, but hey, Japan being Japan.

"Satou, it's good that you came so quickly"-Gan'an got up from his seat and came over to shake my hand.

I shook his hand and looked around the office.

A circular table with four chairs had been placed in the center of the office.

"Will you have a meeting with friends?" – I tried to joke since this man obviously has no friends.

Gan'an nodded, not understanding my joke. – "You are the first to arrive, I am going to introduce you to the partners who have agreed to join us, besides there is a problem that involves you so I will need your help with some matters"

Now what absurd thing am I guilty of?

I sighed and took a seat.

As we waited for the other guests to arrive, Gan'an quietly began to smoke.

I motioned for a maid to give me a cup of tea and some cookies. Anida's tea is much better, but this is a good apple tea so I can't complain.

"And have you already taken Kaguya's virginity?" - Gan'an is a son of a bitch who almost made me spit out my tea.

Thanks to Kei and Hayasaka I'm used to hearing ridiculous things when I have a drink so I didn't choke, but I still looked at Gan'an resentfully. – "Was it necessary to ask that when I am drinking tea?"

"It wasn't" - Gan'an blew out a ring of smoke.

I think I saw him smile, cocky fucking idiot.

I decided to make a little joke so I smiled. – "I haven't done it yet, I plan to do it after the wedding taking advantage of the fact that I have your approval"

Gan'an did not react as he thought and just nodded calmly. – "It is a good decision, it seems that you already know the favor that I am going to ask you"

… Now I'm afraid to ask what he's going to ask me to do.

I decided to live in blissful ignorance so I went back to drinking tea without thinking about this man's ridiculous plans.

After several minutes of silence, the butler knocked on the door to which Gan'an told him that he could come in.

The door opened and two men entered the office.

Gan'an stood up to which I followed suit and we approached the two men.

"Satou, allow me to introduce you to our partners" – Gan'an introduced me to the two men, but it was not necessary, I recognized them as soon as I saw them enter.

"You don't seem surprised to see us" – One of the men was an old man with a playful grin as if he found everything in life amusing.

"It would be impossible for me not to recognize the president of the Kengan association and the leader of the yakuza" - I smiled calmly trying not to speak with irony.

Metsudo Katahara, the leader of the Kengan association from the Kengan Ashura manga.

Issei Ichijo, leader of the yakuza in the anime Nisekoi and father of the protagonist Raku Ichijo.

The leader of the yakuza, the biggest businessman in the underworld, the patriarch of one of the most important families in Japan, and one of the richest men in Asia. In an anime, this would be the meeting of the main villains...

After a couple of polite Japanese greetings that I'm tired of, we finally sit down to talk business.

"Normally it wouldn't be a good idea to meet like this as our alliance could be exposed" - Gan'an began with a dramatic introduction. – "But some problems have arisen that we must discuss and it is dangerous to talk about some issues even through magical artifacts"

I saw that everyone was nodding so I also nodded.

"To begin with…" - Gan'an gestured to a maid who brought a briefcase.

Gan'an began to take out various folders of documents and handed them over to us for us to review.

I looked through the documents and found nothing special.

There were two lists with various names and photographs, the first list featured several middle-aged men and some flamboyant women. The second list featured various beautiful girls and some handsome guys, but even when I recognized some anime characters, I think none of them were characters with supernatural abilities so I don't understand what these lists are for, the only thing that catches my attention is that at the bottom of the lists is the Shinomiya family mark and Gan'an's signature.

Wait, the second list looks familiar…

Oh shit.

"Satou, it seems you recognize the second list" – Gan'an looked at me with his usually calm expression.

My mouth trembled. – "This is the list I made when I was under the influence of drugs…"

How is this possible?!

The list was not supposed to have been delivered!

No, something is not right, the list made by the previous owner of this body did not have that many names and many of the people are completely unknown to me...

"… The list is false…" – I finally understood the problem.

But why would anyone make a fake list?

My limited three neurons couldn't make sense of this.

Gan'an took out another cigarette. – "This list is a catalog of teenagers, after making a payment you can request to call a private number to ask them to bring the person you want to your home, those who provide this service do so in the most discreet way possible so that customers are excited…"

I don't know if it's because of disgust or fury, but I want to throw up...

"The second list is the people who have requested this service" – Gan'an continued speaking calmly without paying attention to the somber expression that Issei and I had.

"I understand this business model" – Metsudo looked at the list with a frown. – "But if I am not mistaken some of the girls on this list are from important families so this business will only make enemies"

I did my best not to explode and kept listening.

Gan'an nodded. – "It is true, this business is planned in such a way that it will give monetary gains in the short term, but in the long term it will only generate enemies"

"I see…" – Issei calmed down after realizing something I didn't understand.

"It seems that you have understood" – Gan'an finished his cigarette and took out another. – "Someone has distributed this list while throwing all the blame on my family"

I calmed down and finally understood the situation.

If someone good does bad things, then people try to explain their actions and thus justify it, but if someone bad does bad things, they are not even given the opportunity to give an explanation and are directly judged.

Sure, there are situations where someone good is framed and people who love morbid attack him, but it's much easier to frame someone bad since no one doubts his crimes.

Issei frowned. – "This is a big problem, if the Shinomiya family falls, our foothold in politics will collapse which will give more power to our enemies…"

Metsudo began to stroke his beard. – "In addition to this, people with money and authority will avoid approaching us for fear of causing a scandal"

"You are forgetting something important" – Gan'an shook his head. – "This gives our enemies a justification to take away our belongings while in the public eye they will be the heroes and we the villains that must be eradicated"

Looking at Gan'an's indifference, I was able to calm down a bit. - "You have a plan?"

Gan'an nodded. – "I have contacts in the police so I know that an investigation into this case has not yet started, but things should start in two or three days"

"The lieutenant is my friend, but he didn't tell me about this" - Issei sighed.

"Lieutenant Tachibana?" - Gan'an had a disdainful smile. – "He has already joined our enemies"

"What?!" - Issei stood up. - "That's impossible!"

Gan'an was still as calm as an emotionless ice cube. – "I don't know what the deal was, but according to my informant Lieutenant Tachibana made a deal with the Gentlemen's Club to be able to cure his daughter"

"..." – Issei sighed heavily and sat back down. – "If it is because of his daughter then it is understandable…"

Something is not right, according to my memories of the Nisekoi anime, Marika's illness should not be so severe that her father had to join a group of degenerates and criminals... Has something changed?

Gan'an continued speaking. – "Despite the fact that I have spies in the police, they are not in high positions, so we will not have support from the police for this problem, so the only thing we can do at the moment is to reduce the damage…"

Gan'an paused for a moment and for the first time I heard him sigh. – "Satou, I will need you to be the scapegoat for this problem…"

… - "Just kidding?"

Issei and Metsudo also seemed confused.

"Except for you all of us are public figures so if this problem becomes known then things will become a problem" – Gan'an showed discomfort for the first time. – "Although you are the director of one of the most important academies in the world, the reality is that very few people know who you are and even if your name were in the headlines the repercussions would be minor"

Breathe deeply. – "Gan'an with all due respect, if your plan is to make me look like a human trafficker then you and I will have a problem"

Gan'an began to smoke, then looked at me with a strangely sincere expression. – "Two months, I need you to turn yourself in to the police and in two months I will clear your name and you will be free"

"If this is your way of negotiating then you should sell used cars" - I smiled trying to contain my desire to break his face.

"I will sign a magical contract" – Gan'an took out one of the contracts I sold him. – "I also promise you that I will give adequate compensation, I just hope that this does not damage our friendship…"

I raised a hand to interrupt his words. – "Gan'an, let's be honest, I see you like an idiot and you see me as a tool, there is no friendship here"

Gan'an took out his fifth cigarette and began to smoke. – "You are right, but even so our alliance is important so I need your help"

I couldn't think as my head was dizzy with anger so I spent almost an hour thinking about the situation.

I don't know if this is Gan'an's plan to get rid of me or if it's all true, but no matter what the answer is, this is a big deal.

Sacrifice myself for the good of the team?

I have no problem with that, but only if that team is made up of my friends, not a bunch of assholes who see me as a tool...

Even so, it is certain that things will turn into chaos if the Shinomiya family collapses.

The only reason the Gentlemen's Club didn't react when I eliminated the spies that were in my academy was that the Shinomiya family has been supporting me in legal and media matters.

Normally it would be national news if dozens of professors from the same academy disappeared in a week, but thanks to Gan'an no one noticed this.

Without the Shinomiya family, many of my actions would become notorious and the Gentlemen's Club would notice that I am a traitor, I can't allow that. Even if I can protect my family with my current power, my students and teachers will be helpless...

I managed to calm down. – "Speaking hypothetically, if I accepted your idea, what will happen to my academy and my home?"

"Your private property and your women will be safe" – Gan'an replied calmly. – "Before you turn yourself into the police you must transfer all your properties to one of your illegitimate daughters and with our help, no one will be able to take your property and we will suppress the news, and people will only believe that you are under investigation for tax evasion, when you get out of prison you will only have to recover the deeds of your properties"

What I have a what?

Illegitimate daughter?

…

WHAT THE FUCK?!

"The way you hid your daughters is amazing, even with my information network I could only identify one of your illegitimate daughters so our enemies shouldn't know about them yet" – Gan'an almost gave me a nervous breakdown.

I have a daughter?

Do I have more than one daughter?

I'm a father?!

No, calm down, Gan'an is not trustworthy, it's even possible that all this shit is a plan to take my belongings using some puppet pretending to be my daughter.

Among all the files in my mansion, there was no record of a daughter, even Enma and Asagi are sure that I have no children.

Among all the files in my mansion, there was no record of a daughter, even Enma and Asagi are sure that I have no children.

"I understand, I will" – The tea has no flavor anymore so I stopped drinking it. – "But I will take care of the administration of my academy"

"Satou, I will use everything in my power to fix things in less than two months" – Gan'an had a strange expression.

"Yeah, whatever, just prepare the contract" – I didn't pay attention to it, now I have to think about how I'm going to tell this to the women in my mansion.

I'm worried that Enma and Kiara go crazy when they hear I'm going to prison.

While Gan'an prepared the contract I wore special glasses made by Enma which allow me to identify the traps in a magical contract.

Having one of the best alchemists as my lover is comparable to having plot armor, long live the magic.

I didn't find any cheating in the contract which was unexpected, it seems that Gan'an is being sincere, but that doesn't change that he is an idiot.

I signed the contract and left quickly, I don't want to see this asshole anymore.

On the way home Medb materialized again beside me.

"Ufufufu, how cruel you are to your friend, he felt very guilty~" – Medb started to eat ice cream.

I rolled my eyes. – "That thing has no feelings"

"No matter how twisted and cruel a man is, life is lonely without a friend and as long as the heart remains human, loneliness will be unbearable" – Medb smiled at me.

I smiled sarcastically. – "Even if that ice cube has feelings it is not my problem"

"Ufufufu, well said" – Medb smiled. – "On the other hand, it will be exciting when we have sex in prison~"

…

I sighed, things will not end well.

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Author's Note:

I was surprised when I found out that Raku's father is named Issei, the multiverse is weird.

Anyway, a hug <3