NANI?

Gojo awoke from his nightmare only to find Kurumi sleeping right next to him. Sweat dripped from his face as he remembered what happened last night. He slowly got out of bed only for something to grab his hand..

hand...

HAND!

Gojo slowly turned his head around in fear as he noticed Kurumi awake and holding onto his hand. Gojo just awkwardly said "Morning?".

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Gojo made breakfast for both Kurumi and him before sitting down and asking questions. "So why are you here?" Kurumi replied with a smile "Cause I'm gonna be living with you." Gojo was confused until Kurumi finished her sentence. "You love me right?" Gojo had to admit, she was cute. Gojo considered everything except her yandere personality and decided to give it a try as she was sort of like Kiyohime who burnt her lover to death for lying.

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"Achoo, someone is talking about me. I might burn him if he's lying."

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And so Kurumi decided to spread the word so no girls would try to take her lover. That day at school everyone went "OOOOH!" and the girls started going crazy. Gojo just sighed and thought, "what did I get myself into?"

Gojo had to make a rule with Kurumi and that was no killing unless in danger. Kurumi nodded for a second Gojo saw a cute cat.

Kurumi wanted to go on a date with Gojo. Gojo refused until she pulled out UCW.

"NOOOO! UCW!"

Gojo with no choice decided to go on a date with Kurumi.

Shido was watching as Kurumi was on a date with Gojo. Kotori was shouting at Shido for missing the chance to seal Kurumi.

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Timeskip bought to you by the author being too lazy to write romance progression.

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Gojo had finally warmed up and accepted Kurumi and here he was in front of the most delicious ice-cream and they both had one in hand. Gojo closed his eyes as he began to taste it, Kurumi followed suit as none of them had tried it yet. Over time Kurumi also developed a sweet tooth after living with Gojo.

Gojo brought his cone closer as he expected the cold sweet delicious strawberry flavour.

But nothing was there. Gojo started flinging his tongue everywhere hoping to find a taste of the cold sweet flavour. Gojo opened his eyes to find an empty smoking cone. He turned his head towards the perpetrator.

Mana Takamiya.

Gojo stared at her as he stacked the pressure constantly causing Mana to kneel. Kurumi just put her hands to her mouth in surprise as she didn't expect that anyone would do something so stupid.

Mana Takamiya recognised him as the one who appeared a few months ago. Taking out her weird weapons she charge at Gojo.

A/N: Thanks to @Rinnegen for this move.

The moment Mana slammed her weapon and touched the infinity, instead of slowing. The gun disappeared and reappeared behind Mana and was swinging with the same force that she used.

Gojo took his glasses off. "Omae wa mou shindeiru!"

Mana was confused so she went.

"NANI?"

The weapon slammed onto her own head knocking her out. The people around them were staring at her.

??: "Is that some kind of cosplay?"

??: "Is that a mecha suit cosplay?

??: So indecent and revealing.

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Gojo just wanted to see his personal dimension that he was promised. "Why have you forsaken me!" Kurumi watched as her lover was screaming at the air for no apparent reason.

A blue screen popped up in front of Gojo, Gojo read it a few times before his face paled.

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[Quest]

Difficulty: High

Description: Hijack a plane and draw a radar penis with a smily face.

Rewards: Servants, Ophis and Kurumi will be allowed to follow you through worlds.

UCW will be upgraded to Unlimited Sweet Works.

Unlimited Sweet Works:

A upgraded version of UCW except it is a infinite plane of different sweet factories.

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Gojo watched on the news as he could no longer exit his apartment due to shame.

"Breaking news, a young man had hijacked a plane before flying in the air and drawing a giant radar penis with a smily face."

Kurumi looked at Gojo who shrunk until he became a chibi. Kurumi had stars in her eyes as she just cuddles and squeezed him despite Gojo's infinity barrier which did not see her as a threat.

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Mana was facing a scolding from her superiors.

"So you not only let the mysterious boy go, but after he escaped he drew a giant radar penis with a smily face before saying "Peace out." and disappearing. "

Mana shamefully nodded her head.

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Kotori was still searching for Gojo with a frenzied crazed anger in her eyes. Shido was trying to calm her down but to no avail.

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Gojo sighed as he relaxed, he had trolled and caused so many problems for people that he just wanted his personal dimension already. He took out his USW to cure his depression. Kurumi took advantage of this and played with his soft hair. Kurumi discovered that his hair was silky soft when she accidentally brushed her arm on his head.

As if ???? heard Gojo a blue screen popped up as Kurumi and him began to be enveloped in light. Kurumi was listening to Gojo shout.

"Yes take me! take me away from this place of boredom!"

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The servants where having the most relaxed period of their lives. No more holy grail wars, no more fighting and death, and they get to do the things they couldn't do before they died.

The servants all stopped and so did Ophis. They sensed that their master/onii-chan had come back.

Ophis who rarely showed emotions arrived at top speed.

Gojo saw Ophis who appeared in front of him before she said "Baka onii-chan" in a monotone voice before punching Gojo away from the mansion. Gojo subconsciously didn't see Ophis as a threat so the barrier didn't go up.

The servants arrived a moment later with Artoria Alter and Jeanne Alter were the first to get there as they missed his company so much. His presence was just comforting, Kiyohime and Marie came charging with Mozart who followed behind.

The rest of the servants came and they all looked at Gojo with relief and asked who Kurumi was.

Kurumi became smug and introduced herself as Gojo's lover.

The servants simply nodded before they all smiled and looked at Gojo.

"Welcome Back!"

A/N: If you can spare a power stone that would be appreciated as I'm trying to get the fic rank under 100. I know this seems a bit rushed with Kurumi so if you are not happy I will rewrite the chapter!