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339. Cute Little Heaven

The 4th Year of Magnus ended with peace and calmness. Nothing mad happened and everything was peaceful. No dark wizard tried to kill him, instead, many of them were caught.

Knockturn Alley was now not a stronghold of the Dark Wizards, it was just a market where things were sold under the watchful eyes of the Ministry. Yes, they didn't stop the shops from selling the dangerous items, instead only made them abide by the policy of registering names and addresses of all wizards who buy the items.

The banned items, on the other hand, were once again banned and made it criminal to have them in possession. This at least reduced the crimes to some extent. Also, magical accidents, since most of these were caused by novice wizards trying to prove themselves.

This year, Magnus let others win the Student of the Year award because he had noticed that his fellow schoolmates had even stopped trying to win the award. He didn't want them to lose motivation. So when this time a girl from Ravenclaw won, many were surprised.

House cup however was still won by Slytherin, and it was one place Magnus would never compromise and let others win, as this was a matter of their collective house honour.

"What are you going to do this summer break, Magnus?" Emma asked him.

Magnus shrugged, "I will stay at home all 60 coming days and play with my siblings. I have decided to dedicate this entire summer to them." He said. The three had become 1.5 years old by now and had started walking and speaking to some extent.

He hated that he could not be around them for half a year and that was costing him the delicate and important bonding time. He had three cute little angel-like siblings for god's sake, if he couldn't even spare time for them then it's better to just kill himself, he thought.

"Aww... I want to come and play as well. Can I?" Emma asked him with shining eyes.

"Sure, you can come. Sev can also come. Maybe we can study together, I can teach a few charms to you two." He suggested.

"It's set then, I will go home and say bye to my dad and come to you." She decided happily.

Ragnar had the same plans, he would spend time with the three to at least imprint himself in their memories.

*BOOM*

All of a sudden a firecracker exploded in front of Magnus' face, blackening it and turning his hair pink.

"HAHAHAHAH..."

Gryffindor four laughed loudly and pointed at Magnus. Sirius was especially being overly dramatic, "Hahaha, we got him, boys. The slithering little dragon of Slytherin lost."

Magnus scoffed and replied with a smirk, "Huh, I recommend you look at your own pants first."

All four of them instinctively looked down, and to their horror, they felt their pants were wet, soon enough the yellow coloured smelly water spread around on the ground, alerting the other Gryffindor students.

"EWWWW..." One of them shouted and jumped onto his seat.

"WHAT IS THIS SMELL?" A girl screeched and pressed her nose with fingers.

"IT'S THEM! Look, their shoes look wet." A guy shouted, pointing fingers at the awkwardly sitting Gryffindor four. The crazier part was that the fake pee was still leaking and spreading around. It was also smelly.

Magnus laughed, "HAHAHA... THEY WET THEIR PANTS..."

Ragnar joined, "MAN, THEY ARE SO SCARED OF YOU."

Severus couldn't stay behind either now as James was here being shamed, "Such immature babies. Not even able to control their bladders. I guess they should get potty training from their mums again."

Well, this was critical damage. Any school-going student has two biggest fears, finding themselves naked in the middle of a classroom, and wetting themselves in the middle of the classroom.

They just faced their second-worst fear. This time, Magnus didn't even spare Remus as he was laughing with his friends before. They all looked madly embarrassed now.

They couldn't even say it wasn't their fault as their pants were wet and it was smelly. They just glared at Magnus who was smiling and waving at them.

Emma chuckled, "They are so unlucky, today is the last day of the semester, so if they want revenge they will have to do it next semester, two months later."

Magnus laughed, "I doubt they have such a long memory span."

"No problem, we can make them wet themselves again and refresh their memory on the first dinner hall, right in front of all the first years." Ragnar evilly suggested.

And man, it sure was evil to shame them on the first day of school.

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*CHOO-CHOOOOOO...*

The train arrived at the platform. When Magnus got out of the carriage, he found a few people, mostly young and old girls holding Magnus' posters. They started cheering and screaming as soon as they saw him.

Magnus frowned, "What is this? How did they enter here?"

"Hahaha... my friend, they are not outsiders, look there..." Ragnar pointed to the side.

Looking there, Magnus laughed madly, "Bwahaha... That's James' mother, right? Even she is cheering for me."

"Lily's sister too," Severus added.

When Magnus noticed, he nearly vomited, "Ugh... I need to clean my eyes with acid, she just sent a flying kiss to me."

"I WILL CHOP THAT BITCH'S LIPS OUT!" Emma angrily roared.

Magnus quickly held her by her shoulder, "Calm down, crazy girl... calm down. She is no threat to you. You are a billion times prettier than her."

"R-Really?" She blushed, her attitude changing in an instant.

Magnus nodded, "Come on, go home and look at yourself. I can already tell that you're already pretty and soon will become smoking hot. So stop fretting about other girls."

"AAAAA... I'M SO HAPPY!" Emma shrieked in an excited voice and hugged him.

Magnus, too, for the first time got redfaced. The reason was that he felt something soft touching his chest. ~SHIT... STAY DOWN, LITTLE DRAGON, STAY DOWN.~ he cursed himself.

Today was the day, when he finally realised and accepted, that Emma was growing into a fine woman. Though he still didn't know if he was going to date her in the future. She was an amazing friend, but love... he scoffed at that. He could not afford to love... as that would take much of his time away that he could spend doing other important things for the country, for the world.

...

"AWWWW... MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS ARE BACK!" Grace ruffled their heads and hugged the living heck out of them.

Both Ragnar and Magnus were already nearing her height of 6 feet. Magnus was actually already 6 feet, and Ragnar was 6'1". Grace only had her high heels to thank.

Just behind Grace, they saw three little babies walking on two feet like zombies, slowly and carefully. But they looked excited to see the two and their eyes showed it.

Maximus was most loved by Ragnar so he ran to him while calling him, "R-Ra... RA-RAG..."

Well, saying Ragnar was not easy so this was acceptable. Fawning over him like an excited teenage girl, Ragnar hugged him tight and showered him with kisses.

Meanwhile, Aurelia and Clementia walked towards Magnus, "MA-MAG... MAG..."

Magnus felt like an arrow shot through his heart. The two were too damn cute in their little clothes. He ran up to them and scooped them in his arms. "UMMAH... UMAAAH... My little sisters. I brought you presents."

The two tilted their heads like puppies in question, "Prez?"

All of a sudden, Ragnar's face paled, he looked at Magnus in fear. He had forgotten a present for Maximus.

"Haha, don't worry, my brother. I got you covered. Now, call me, Great Supreme Lord Magnus The Great, and I shall provide you with what you desire." Magnus boastfully demanded with his chin held high.

~FUCK~ Ragnar cursed inside and bit his lips, "Fine, OH GREAT SUPREME LORD MAGNUS THE GREAT... PROVIDE ME WHAT I NEED!"

"Here you go," Magnus put a small packet on his plan.

Ragnar opened it and found a capsule packet. "What the heck is it? Capsules for Vitamin B-12?"

Magnus nodded smartly, "Yes, my dear brother. Vitamin B-12 is very important for our brain, its deficiency causes one to become slower in the head. Take these twice a day and you won't forget anything ever."

*BAM*

Ragnar angrily threw it away, "YOU... YOU KNOW WHAT I WANTED!"

Magnus chuckled and handed him another box, this time bigger, "Fine fine... don't scare the little ones with your screeching."

Soon, the two gave the three their presents. They tried to open the boxes excitedly with their clumsy hands. But their weak fingers were not good enough. '

He soon gave them the opened packages. "WAAA... PRETTY!"

They exclaimed at the same time in synchronisation. The two received big Barbie dollhouse sets. They quickly hugged the dolls and cherished them.

Meanwhile, Ragnar gave Maximus a miniature car in which he could paddle. He had in fact already started using it and driving it on Magnus and Ragnar's tows. Though Magnus quickly put anti-collision wards on it, so it won't hurt Maximus' two sisters and parents.

As the three played, Ragnar and Magnus stood together, watching them. "This is heaven," Magnus said.

"Indeed, a cute little heaven of our own." Ragnar agreed with the feeling.

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