yoongi was pissed and annoyed, but he sold his beloved car and bought a grown people stroller. he stood there with crossed arms and eyed his new ride. jimin backhugged him and smiled. "see it positive! it has enough space for the kid, or kids, all our stuff when we are going on vacations and ..." he whispered "huge space for me to spread my legs, or yours" yoongi glanced at him and smirked. "wanna go for a ride?" "lol! not now.... i am meeting your dad in ...oh..shit...bye" he pressed a fast kiss onto yoongis cheek and off he was.
yoongi still stood there. "hrgh....i hate this car...." "he really made u get rid of your car? wow, i see jimin in a totally new light" kook grinned widely. "shut up..... my fuckcar! why the hell did he wanted me to do that? we only did it once" "hm...but it wasnt your first time in it....maybe he used that flashlight again?" yoongi turned fully to his brother. "kook?" he growled. "not my fault u fucked so much in that car. karma is a bitch, brother" "what karma?! u had a life too before tae!" "yeah, but tae is chill about it, not so your babe" he grinned even wider. yoongi rolled his eyes. "can u and tae please stop making my life difficult?!" "welcome to the family, brother. be happy its us and not dad....where is your flummy ball, by the way?" "meeting with dad" "ha! shit... is he gonna tell him?" yoongi nodded and again eyed the ugly car, he pointed at it. "it has the newest safety technics. very good, when u have kids" "forget it! i wont get a car like this!" "oh my god, u bought it?! isnt it amazing? i looked it up in the net, we need one for us too!" tae just turned up and hopped excited around the car. kook didnt look happy, his eyes almost plopped out, yoongi had the dirtiest grin on his face.
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"sooo.... i have a surprise for u" "oh? what is it?" "we could, if we behave, go shopping again" mr. min narrowed his eyes and pursed his lips. "does ...that...mean...?!" "gonna have a beautiful girl in a few months" mr. mins face turned into huge teary eyes. oliver gave him a tissue. "not here boss, somebody could see u" he whispered. "shut up! i am getting a beautiful grand daughter!" he hissed back. "yes, boss" helpless he looked at jimin. "sorry" jimin mouthed back. "shopping it is... oh look, there is a new opening. not far away, we should check it out! ....what do u think about ponys, jiminie?" "ponys? like in real? the biting ones?" "yeah" "i dont know...u wanna buy one?" "3, to be precise." "for the kids? but it will take years for them to start sitting on a pony!" "told yah" oliver mumbled. "shhhhht... i am kinda already bought them?! they are in my garden" "he also let the men build a stable with everything. those hairy biting things have a whole spa!" oliver grumbled. "oh my.... thanks dad.... i will let the boys know" mr. min smiled proudly. "told u they will like it" oliver looked not convinced.
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"what names u have?" jimin asked and folded the new baby clothes. he thought, he should store them away, before yoongi would see them. again mr. min overdid it. "naaa not telling. we will announce their names, when they arrive" "thats unfair! what if we have the same names" "u wanna give your daughter a boys name?" "u gonna have a daughter too" "yeah" tae grinned. jimin rolled his eyes and closed the closet doors. "done... ooohhh... how do u feel about ponys?" "dont have a problem with them, but i think our garden is a bit too small" "dad bought 3 with a horse spa, apperantley" "what? really?!" tae clapped his hands. at least one was happy.
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spring came around the corner and it was only a few weeks and the boys would have their twins in their arms. everything looked good. the nursery was set, the house was babyproofed, jimin made it clear and made the others annoyed with it. the old bachelor party house, became a domestic family home. and with all that stress, jimin hadnt got really any sexy time for yoongi.
"jimin?" "hm?...what u think? this bottle, or this?" "they look the same" "they arent" kook shrugged. "jimin?" "what?" "can u please suck my brother, or fuck him or let him fuck u?" jimins head snapped up. "huh?! excuse me?" "u dont need to apologize...its just he is in a very, very bad mood lately and is really rude to everyone. he could start a war with north korea on his own by now" "are u kidding me?" "no... didnt u noticed?" "nope. he is as usual to me" "sure, he is" he sighed and stroked his hair. jimin looked at him. "is he really frustrated?" "arent u?" "i was so busy, i didnt had a thought for it.... not even for myself" "wow, no slaying the snake?" "slaying the snake? what are u? 12? no i did not masturbate, cause i am falling asleep so fast" "wow" kook looked at him, like he was a rar animal. "stop looking at me like that!"
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"...I THINK NOT....HOW INCOMPETENT CAN SOMEBODY BE? DONT TELL ME EXCUSES, FIX YOUR MESS!" jimin was taken aback on the door to yoongis office. he yelled at some poor bastards, his face was red from anger. wow..... jimin knocked lightly and put on his best smile.
"yoongi?" yoongi wiped his forehead with frustration and looked at his fiance. "what do u need jimin?" "can we talk?" yoongi glared at the men and with a hand gesture dismissed them.
with a frustrated sigh yoongi let himself fall into his chair. "is everything okay?" he asked jimin. "yeah, sure" "did u had a nice lunch with dad?" jimin nodded. "u know your dad" "oh come on! u two went on a shopping orgy!" "uhm.....how u know?" "i know u and i know my dad.... is the nursery full?" "the closet will explode" yoongi looked to the ceiling. "fucking great. he knows that babies grow fast?" jimin chuckled and shrugged. he came behind yoongi and rubbed his shoulders. "he bought everything in different sizes" "fuck...." "and 3 poniys, there are in his garden, waiting for our kids to torture them" "tssss" yoongi scoffed and laughed. jimin sighed. "i know i didnt took care for u, the last weeks..:" "months...since new years eve" "somebody is meticalous" "i have a callender, wanna see it?" yoongi smirked and looked up to jimin. "funny...." "no, i really have! i write down, when we did it, how we did it and where" "u gotta be kidding me! that thing will get burned, when our daughter starts to read!" yoongi laughed. it felt good, hearing him laugh again.
"i think we should have a date night tonight. we need some alone time for ourselves, right?!" yoongi smiled, stood up and walked to a drawer, came back and got a pen. "what u are doing?" "so, in bed, right? i do u...do u may wanna get fucked on the dining table?" "yoongi! and no, thats the new fuckspot of the moron couple" "ewwww, i eat there!" "or not... they did it on it yesterday, anyway" "u saw them?" "i more heard them late at night, so i walked back to our bedroom" yoongi sighed. "shit, i will talk with kook" "okay, dont forget tonight! dinner at 7?" "will be there"
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jimin hummed. he cooked with kook, cause he still wasnt that good. tae helped with the table. everything looked great. jimin was giddy.
he took a long shower, cleaned every corner, shaved every hair off, looked into the mirror and was satisfied with his looks. he stared at the pill. he found the "love boy", when he cleaned their bedroom. with hesitation he swallowed it. yoongi would get a hard night.
dressed and humming, hopped excited down the stairs and inspected the table again, opened the wine bottle and poured himself a glass full. suddenly his phone went off.
"hey! where are u, its almost..." "sorry babe, we need to reshedule! i have a ....fucking business trip. something went wrong in busan" "WHAT?! NO!" "sorry love, i need to go now! i ll be home in maybe 2 days" he hung up. jimin stood there.
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*tae?*
*hey, how is it going?*
*nothing is going. he is on his way to fucking busan!*
*what?*
*business trip..... can u do me a favor?*
*sure....sorry jimin, u were so excited for tonight*
*thanks tae..... do u know where yoongi has the key for the room in the basement?*
*there is a room in the basement?*
*ask kook*
out of courtasy, tae and kook were out on a date. they didnt wanna disturb the couple.
*kook said he has no clue*
*fucking great*
*he asks tho, why u wanna go in there?*
*cause there is something i really gonna need tonight*
*????*
*dont tell kook... i took love boy for yoongi and now this fucker isnt comming*
*OH SHIT!... what is it u need?*
*yoongis vibrator are in there*
it took a while for tae to respond.
*we are on our way home, i have a spare...new one in my box. u can have it*
*thank u tae!!!!*
tae chuckled. "whats so funny" "sigh.... idiots. jimin popped a love boy for yoongi and your shithead brother is on a surprised business trip to busan and wont come home tonight" "oh fuck! i accidentley popped one and was alone. it was horrible! i thought i would die. i almost...no, i begged yoongi to do something" "oh my god! u fucked with your brother?!" "NO! he gave me a dildo and called one of his twinks from the club to take care" "ufff, for a second i thought my heart will explode" "idiot! as if... i would...ewwww, tae!" "i mean, he had a really nice and firm ass, tight hole and his ...." "MIN-JEON TAEHYUNG!" "sorry..." tae gave a straight smile. "so....jimin" "i give him my new vibrator" "u bought a vibrator?" "i wanted to try it out on u. its really a nice one and i can use my phone to change the level" "great.... was it a surprise?" tae nodded. "oh, u are so sweet to me"
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the couple looked shocked. jimin looked very....distraught. he was sweaty, his body trembled and he couldnt really speak.
"the fuck, jiminie! why didnt u already took care of yourself?!" jimin could only press incoherent words out. kook sighed and pulled an arm over his shoulders and helped jimin upstairs. "we really should get off every fucking pill in this house" he mumbled as he heaved jimin to his bedroom. tae nodded and fastly ran to his own room to get the item jimin really needed.
kook let the boy fall onto the bed and tae came with a fresh bottle of lube and the new vibrator. he unpacked the thing, washed it in the bathroom, while kook undressed jimin.
"so lube and vibrator" tae handed the items and pulled kook to the door. "we should let him be alone now" "okay....good thrusting jimin!"
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"are u out of your fucking mind, brother?" kook scoffed in a very low voice into his phone. "why, what happen? is jimin okay?!" "no he is not. u moron! he took the pill for u tonight and u ...just...." "what?! shit...fucking fuck shit! how is he doing?" "how u think? tae gave him something to relief" "what did he gave him...kook i swear!" "ufff shut up! we didnt get him a fucker, tae gave him his new toy. i dont have a key to your fuck room, so we had to improvise." "oh... the key is in the desk drawer, the first one" "good to know, we need a new spot anyway..." "not for u!" "why u dont use it anymore!" he heard a frustrated sigh. "we can negogiate it when i am back home. ...do u think a vibrator will do the trick?" "yoongi....u know how it works, u saw it live on me, what u think?!" "shit....shit....i shouldnt left him alone....fuck!" "lets have him some rounds on it, maybe he will cool down after" kook heard a scoff, then for a while nothing. "kook?" yoongis voice was very calm. "hm?" "can...shit...can u or tae take care of him?" "uhm....do u mean what i think u mean?" "what do u think i mean?" "fucking him?" "yup, we are on the same page. yeah, please" "seriously?" "it wouldnt be the first time" "i know that, but... if u wanna kill us, after u come back, u will get an earful! and i will tell dad about it!" "just help him" yoongi sounded tired. "we will. see you soon"
yoongi gribbed his phone harder and cursed.
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"hey, minie" jimin layed on the bed, panting very hard for air. "shit...that looks really not good" tae shook his head and stipped down. kook was a bit surprised. "u are fast?" "dont u wanna help him?" "sure, i do" "get naked"
gently tae removed the vibrator and pulled jimins legs apart, he really was in need, tae and kook could see it. "wow he is wide open!" "of course, he is" tae scoffed. they paper, scissor, stone 2 times. tae won.
with ease he pushed in and immidiatley shook jimins whole body. jimins breathless moans and screams echoed trough the whole house. "we should at least soundproof the bedrooms, i dont wanna let our kids hear that" tae nodded and thrusted harder. he wanted to give jimin his relief asap. but ....
"motherfucker! what badge was that? its too strong!" the two boys were exhausted. jimin was a piece of work and still wasnt slowing down a bit.
"i find the whole bed disgusting.... ewww...." "lets get down, the floor will do too" "i cant anymore!" "kook, where is your stamina?" "stamina my ass...." tae grinned tired and moved jimin onto his lap. "come one, friend, work a bit" jimins body was drenched in sweat and juice. he only gave whines out now.
"kook? get your dick in here" "what?" "maybe two will do the trick" "okay"
jimin yelped. the whole ride. finally his body was out and the two carried him into the bathroom, got with him into the tub and relaxed for the first time. the birds started to chirp, the sky was already pinkish, when the three fell asleep in taes and kooks bed.
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"he is okay now. i think u owe us big times" "thanks tae and i know asshole" "dont think we liked to do it" "ha!" yoongi gave a humourless laugh. "i mean.... u know. we are not hot for jimin on a normal base" "not hot? excuse me, we are talking about jimin" "are u listening to yourself?" "oh...shit... dont touch him with out my consent!" "pfff, yeah...bye yoongi" yoongi scoffed and opened the attached video he got from tae. he punched his phone, after loud moans echoed through the office. his men tried not to react in any way and looked away. their bosses face was tomato red and he was flustered.
"excuse me for a while" yoongi mumbled and escaped to the toilet. he locked the door, sat down on the lid and played the video. there he was, his love, fully horny and getting fucked by his own brother and his husband. half pissed and jealous, half aroused, yoongi opened his pants and took care of his aching dick.