Being a hooligan

A dozen or so days later

The group was on a boat again, flying to the Wine God's Palace where Xia Guhong was. Long Chen got a message from him saying that he had something for him.

A few days and dozens of robberies later

Cross, Long Chen, Guo Ran, and Xia Chen were sitting at a table in Xia Guhong's house in the Wine God's Palace. Xia Guhong smiled and talked to Long Chen, Guo Ran, and Xia Chen, specifically ignoring Cross for some reason.

Cross didn't say anything about it and was drinking his own wine. Xia Guhong told the group that there was a big event happening, a Realm called the 3000 Worlds was opening and inside anybody could condense a Heaven's Crown. The ranks were separated like this; Bronze, Silver, Gold, Dark Gold, and Purple Gold. (Don't ask me about this, I have no idea. Even the Wiki doesn't help. Just go with the flow)

He finished talking to them and looked at Cross, the rest left to go drink with other people and Xia Guhong said "You're looking better than before." Cross said "I had an enlightenment session." Xia Guhong nodded saying "This is only for you to hear, because of your uniqueness, there's a special crown you can condense."

Cross was waiting and Xia Guhong said "The black crown." Cross said "The Black crown? How do I get it?" Xia Guhong said "I don't know, there's only records of it in legend. The Palace Master told me to tell you this before he left." Cross grumbled "Everyone is so mysterious all the time!"

Xia Guhong chuckled and shook his head.

A few days later

Cross had already copied the Wine God's Palace's library in it's entirety. He was currently drinking wine outside, watching Long Chen make a fool out people who claimed tea was better than wine. This was a big event!

A woman said "Tea is better than Wine" infuriating everyone from the Wine God's Palace. Cross shook his head and the woman looked at him saying "You have something to say?" Cross replied "You, the dumb woman, come here proactively thinking you're talking about which is better big or small breasts, but you don't even know that the difference is Breasts and Asses instead."

Everyone was stunned, Cross' words were very vulgar but they seemed to contain a profound mystery. Guo Ran was confused and said "What?" Cross explained "Which to you like better? Big or small breasts?" Guo Ran was about to speak when he choked his words back, someone else said "Big Breasts." saving Guo Ran from the beating of a lifetime.

Cross said "Good, but to start the argument you must be talking about the same thing. In the end, Breasts are Breasts. Wine is Wine but Tea is not Wine. There's no comparison, therefore it turns into the argument between Breasts and Asses. Do you prefer Breasts or Asses, in the end it's completely different. Not everyone will like Breasts over Asses but at the same time not everyone will like Asses over Breasts."

He pointed at the woman and said "Unfortunately, she had neither. What a pity." everyone was stunned before they burst out laughing and the woman was embarrassed and angry. Long Chen took over and started speaking.

Cross ignored the situation and Guo Ran said "Father-in-law, you're so smart?!" Cross felt his mouth twitch and he smacked Guo Ran in the back of the head, smashing his face into the dirt. Xia Chen burst out laughing, Lily pulled him out of the dirt and beat him up shouting "Who are you calling Father-in-law!?" her face was completely red.

Cross snorted and continued drinking.

A while later

Long Chen got a 7 colored tree and the Tea people left. Cross was passed out on the lawn on the Wine God's Palace and dragged inside by Long Chen. Cross was left alone and Lily, Guo Ran, Artemis, and Xia Chen studied the runes trying to create something.

Cross woke up and didn't disturb them. He laid outside on the grass and looked up at the clouds passing by. He was told the 3000 Worlds Realm was huge and everybody will come, maybe he'll meet more of his family? He sighed to himself and went to sleep again.

An unknown amount of time later

Cross woke up and was dragged to a boat by Lily. The boat flew away and they came to an Ancient city, Xia Guhong explained the history of the city but Cross ignored him. He wanted books not speech.

Suddenly, there was a thunderbolt in the distance and the boat sped towards it. There was a giant and a two headed fox fighting, but really who cared about that. There was a loud shout about a poem and then 'Mo Nian' Long Chen, Cross, Guo Ran, and Xia Chen looked over, Lily and Artemis were already back in the Inner World.

Suddenly a giant screen appeared and showed Mo Nian smashing Enpuda's face with a shovel and the man shouting said that he was selling the photo jades for 100,000 Fairy Crystals. A bunch of people bought them and someone suddenly exploded.

The 4 looked over to see the guy Cross killed when they found Xia Chen, they were stunned. But Long Chen said "It's a different guy. He has a Supreme Bone in his other hand." Cross said "So that's what it was!" the 3 looked at him and Cross explained "The guy's supreme bone was covered in strange aura but when I killed him I wiped his body clean to kill his spirit. I do this with everyone because I don't want any surprise attacks."

He coughed and continued "Anyway, the strange aura was trying to liquify the bone or something but I stopped it and took the bone for myself. This guy must be so angry his lungs bursted when he found out, but I want his supreme bone too. The other one was Space and he has Time, imagine if he had both?"

Long Chen gave him a thumbs up and said "Fuck! You cut half his life!" Guo Ran cheered "Father-in-Law is the best!" Cross smacked him and watched the show, Enpuda looked over and said "Ah, little brothers Long Chen and Cross."

Cross sneered "You fat fuck, don't call me little brother, you'll disgust me to death. Also, your disciple? I saw someone just like him, unfortunately he's still waiting in line to meet King Yama, but he left me his Supreme Bone as a gift for sending him on his way."

Enpuda flared up before calming down and the kid next to him said "You have my Supreme Bone." Cross dug out his ears and said "What? Sorry. You should take Enpuda's micro penis out of you mouth when you're speaking to others. It's very disrespectful."

Everyone was silent in shock and the kill grinded his teeth saying "Listen to me, my name is Ji Wuming. You will die in my hands, I swear on my soul!" thunder rumbled and everyone was stunned, but Cross fired back "What? You're Ignorant? I'm not surprised since you're the fatty's disciple."

Guo Ran burst out laughing and Ji Wuming was trembling in anger. Long Chen smiled and Cross added "As for you killing me..." he sighed and shook his head, speaking in an old man voice "Youngster, I've been looking for death for a long time. You're too young to understand my profundities, go back and cultivate the mind then come back."

Xia Chen laughed and Ji Wuming seethed "Cross...!" Cross smiled like a spring breeze saying "Yes. Ignorant? I mean Moron. Is there something you need? There's a 2 for one special on reincarnation tickets, I can even guarantee you'll be a bigger dog in your next life!"

Everybody started laughing and Ji Wuming raised his hand, but Enpuda stopped him. Cross clicked his tongue and said "That's right, listen to your master. Oh silly me!" he looked around before hooking his finger, a wolf flew into the air from the forest and Cross pet it's head saying "Tell him, he's a good puppy."

The wolf barked at Ji Wuming and everybody burst into uproarious laughter. Enpuda clenched his teeth so hard they were about to crack. Cross gave the wolf a pill and sent him back to the forest.

A loud shout was heard "Damn it! Die!" Cross looked up and saw Liao Benchang, he waved and said "Old Liao, I made fun of Enpuda like you asked! Will you give me the Blood Killing Hall secret technique now?"

Everybody was stunned and looked up at Liao Benchang, who was startled. He had no idea what Cross was talking about. Cross rubbed his hands and said "Old Liao, it can't be that you were fooling me? I destroyed all the Blood Killing Hall branches like you said! I even made Enpuda look like a fat clown, you promised on your soul!"

Liao Benchang was stunned, Long Chen shook his head and said "Enpuda's not as stupid as he looks." Cross said "I'm not aiming for Enpuda." behind Enpuda a collection of fierce killing intent appeared, directed at Liao Benchang. All the Blood Killing Hall disciples were enraged, thinking it was true.

Cross added fuel to the fire and pointed at Liao Benchang saying "I even killed Blood Killing Hall disciples and framed Long Chen for you! I can't believe you would go back on your word! You're burning bridges with me?!" Liao Benchang couldn't retort and the disciples behind Enpuda were trembling in anger.

Cross actually looked really mad, Long Chen almost laughed, Cross' voice trembled and he said in sadness "I even went against the Longteng Company because your orders! I've given you all the treasures and you pitted me!" he was sobbing in grief and everyone was stunned, looking at Liao Benchang in disbelief.

Liao Benchang shouted "Nonsense!" Cross cried "It's true! You said that you needed the treasure to awaken Jiuyou Luosha's Supreme Bone and the Luosha body!" he pointed to the void next to Liao Benchang and said "If it's not true than why does Luosha look completely different, even her breath has changed! You pitted me!"

Jiuyou Luosha appeared and glared at Cross with ultimate hatred, spitting out "I'll kill you!" Cross screamed "See! Now you want to kill me and cover everything up! I won't do down like this! Everyone listen clearly! The Blood Killing Hall deaths were all planned by Liao Benchang and the robberies were all for Jiuyou Luosha! Remember my sacrifice!"

Liao Benchang was enraged and slammed a palm at Cross, but it was blocked by Xia Guhong. The worst part was Liao Benchang really looked like he was trying to cover it up. The Blood Killing Hall Disciples wanted to kill him and some of them shouted "I'll kill every Nine Hell Hall Disciple I see in the future!"

Cross shouted "Swear on your souls! Brothers and Sisters, I had no choice! You must avenge me!" the moronic Blood Killing Hall disciples all swore on their souls to kill the Nine Hell Hall disciples they saw in the future. Enpuda was beyond enraged and Long Chen burst out laughing, Cross looked at Luosha and said while licking his lips "Good girl, you brought me a supreme bone this time."

He looked her up and down as he said "Plus your body is full of treasures..." his eyes lit up with greed and made Luosha tremble, feeling his gaze looking at her like she was an object instead of a person made her spine shiver.

Enpuda snorted and left, Liao Benchang left as well and Cross burst out laughing as the group left and went to a restaurant. They sat down and a man came to the table saying "Xia Guhong, if Luo Qingying was with me, she wouldn't have died. You, the waste, dare to show up here?!"

Cross took Long Chen's dagger and sliced the man's head off before throwing his corpse into the blood pool and giving the head to Xia Guhong. He sat down and started eating as if he had just done something trivial.

Xia Guhong looked at the head and sneered before burning it to ashes. Cross smiled happily and said "Supreme Blood~" as he ate, then he heard a beautiful voice "Hubby!" Cross melted and looked down to see Feng Xue'er with Yu Qingxuan!

Long Chen and Cross went downstairs and Feng Xue'er drilled into his embrace. Cross hugged her and kissed her cherry lips, looking at her with love. Guo Ran, Xia Chen, lily, and Artemis went to go sell stuff, so it was only Long Chen and Cross again.

An old man shouted "Presumptuous!" Cross glared at him and said in a tone so cold, frost started appeared in the surroundings "Shut your fucking mouth. An old Eununch like you has no rights to speak to me, believe it or not, I will cut off more than just your dick. Disgusting excuse for a human being."

The old man was speechless, Yu Qingxuan was also unable to speak. Cross snorted and looked back at Feng Xue'er saying "You have to deal with this thing that isn't man or woman? You've suffered." Feng Xue'er wanted to laugh but she really couldn't, the old man was so angry he threw up blood.

Long Chen, Cross and the two girls went shopping and Long Chen started bartering with an old man telling him how to cheat people for real. It worked as he cheated 50 million fairy crystals from a passing by Jiuyou Luosha.

When she found out she was cheated she was beyond enraged. Cross came to her side and wrapped his arm around her waist, whispering in her ear "Cherish the last moments of your life, because you will die in my hands when the 3000 worlds opens."

Feng Xue'er was stunned and looked at Jiuyou Luosha, who was trembling in rage. Long Chen was also stunned. Cross spanked Luosha and left a mark on her body, so he could find her easily after no matter where she went.

Luosha almost took out a sword but looked at the guards and grinded her teeth saying "I will kill you!" over and over again. Cross pulled her close to him and their chests touched, he looked down at her.

It looked like a romantic scene but the words shattered the image, Cross cut across her cheek and licked the blood of it saying "Your body, bones, blood, and soul will be mine. When I cut your head from your body will be the day I get another Supreme bone. Wait for me." he let her go and grinned maliciously, licking the blood off his fingers.

Luosha backed away before running and disappearing as Cross laughed evilly. Feng Xue'er pouted saying "What was that!?" Cross said with a smile "I left an Imprint on her. In the 3000 worlds even if she hides underground, she won't escape me. I will kill her and collect her corpse."

Feng Xue'er puffed her cheeks cutely and Cross washed his mouth out with wine as he said "You think I would want such a disgusting woman? I have my Xue'er with me, how could I have eyes to look at other women?" he shook his head and Xue'er said "Just sweet words!"

Cross smiled and kissed her saying "I have something else sweet, want to try?" Yu Qingxuan turned red and said "Oh my!" Long Chen laughed and Feng Xue'er blushed as she said "Is there a lot~" as she touched his crotch.

Cross grinned saying "As much as you want." Feng Xue'er coo'd and looked into his eyes hungrily. Long Chen coughed and Cross clicked his tongue pulling Feng Xue'er to him and devouring her lips. Long Chen shook his head and gave Yu Qingxuan a Rosefinch hairpin, Yu Qingxuan looked at Long Chen with an inexplicable emotion in her eyes, it seemed she had been infected by Feng Xue'er a bit.

Long Chen jumped as he looked into her eyes while putting the Rosefinch Hairpin in her hair. Her eyes, they were so pure and beautiful! Long Chen slowly went into a daze, looking at her. He slightly moved his face closer and Yu Qingxuan blushed shyly but didn't pull back!

Cross and Feng Xue'er were by the side and watched Long Chen and Yu Qingxuan kiss. Cross stroked Feng Xue'er hair saying "You did this?" Xue'er giggled and hugged his arm saying "Maybe I said a few things~" Cross smiled and Long Chen pulled back, looking at Yu Qingxuan with love in his eyes.

He suddenly said "Come, I'll bring you to meet my 2 brothers." Yu Qingxuan nodded softly and the group left.