Tales of the East

"They could not hit an elephant at the distance!" 

-        Famous last words, General John Sedgwick, then he got shot. 

"I shaved my beard to keep the harm away from my daughter." 

"What the…." The Sultan is caught speechless with Antonius' words. 

"Come here, have a seat Orhan… Oh be careful not to step on that carpet or you need to wear shoes." Antonius ushered the Sultan in to his seat. "Hey! Yuri! Inform the kitchen to prepare us some tea, yes the Sultan don't drink wine, bring us tea!"