Impel Down

Zeus and Luffy were hiding under Sandersonia and Hancock's cloaks, on a Marine ship going to Impel Down. Zeus was currently on Sandersonia's back, he sighed at how smooth and soft her skin was, and nearly fell asleep, Hancock stated that she was tired and returned to her room with her sister. In the room Zeus and Luffy appeared, Zeus gave Sandersonia a thumbs up and said "You have excellent skin, by the way. You would be a great pillow." She blushed and stammered "Y-you can use me as a pillow if you want." Zeus shook his head, Luffy said he was hungry and Hancock told the marines that she wanted meat, they hurriedly gave it to her, Zeus chuckled and said "I bet that's not the only meat she wants.." Hancock nearly fainted when she thought about it, and Zeus laughed at her.

4 days later

The ship finally reached Impel Down, Momonga says that Hancock and her sister need to be searched and they walk into the prison. They are greeted by Hannyabal and Domino, the sisters are taken by Domino to a private room for a body search and Hancock turns Domino and the DenDen Mushi to stone, Luffy and Zeus pop out and thank Hancock and Sandersonia before running down into the prison.

Zeus and Luffy run into level 1 of the prison only to see a man being chased by blue monkeys, Zeus throws thunder spears and kills all the monkeys and said to Luffy "Let's go!" Luffy nodded and they started running looking for the entrance to level 2, the man who was being chased by the blue monkeys ran after them saying "Wait!" Zeus said "We don't have any time for this!" he grabbed the man chasing after him, only to reveal the man is Buggy. Luffy blinked and said "Buggy?" Buggy said "Straw hat? What are you doing here?" Luffy said "Coming to save someone." Buggy blinked "ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Zeus shook him and said "Shut up you stupid clown if the guards find out we're here, were gonna have to put in a lot more effort!" Buggy was going to say something but then realized their situation, Luffy said "Do you know the way to level 2?" Buggy nodded and led the way. They reached the entrance for level 2 and Buggy said "I want that armband you have" Luffy gave it to him and ran into the entrance, Zeus chuckled and grabbed Buggy dragging him with them as he followed after Luffy.

They reached level 2 and were running around looking for the entrance to level 3, Zeus was starting to get really agitated and said "I really want to just smash the floor" Buggy paled and said "Aren't we supposed to keep a low profile?" Zeus said "Aren't you supposed to be flashy?" Buggy froze and said "Touche" they continued and ran into a man in a cell, it was Mr.3, Zeus said "Oi, Wax-guy what's up?" Mr. 3 said "My name is Galdino." Zeus said "Oi, Galdino what's up?" Galdino said "Not much really." Zeus said "That's great, I want to know where level 3 is, you tell me and I free you sound good?" Galdino nodded and said "But you need the keys." Zeus said "Where are they?" Galdino said "Probably in the office on this floor." Zeus said "Fuck me, just tell me where it is!" Galdino pointed in a direction and Zeus flashed away. Zeus found a door and walked in, he saw a guy sitting at a desk and Zeus said "Hello, have you gotten you pipes checked this month?" The man was confused and Zeus explained "Heard there was a mix up, Magellan's toilet pipes got mixed with the pipes on level 2's water supply." The man went pale and ran out of the room, Zeus looked through his room and found the keys, and ran back to Galdino, and the other two and opened the cell and unlocked Galdino's cuffs. Zeus said "Alright show me the way to level 3" Galdino started running and Zeus and the other two started following him, they finally reached the entrance and Zeus grabbed Buggy and Galdino and charged in with Luffy.

Zeus and Luffy set foot on level 3 and Galdino said he already knew the way to level 4 and Zeus said "Thank god." they started running and met more monkeys Zeus quickly and silently killed them all and the group met Bon clay, Luffy said "Bon-chan!" Bon clay said "Luffy!" they had a touching reunion, and Zeus said "Oi, Okama-man we're on a bit of a schedule here, so please let's leave the freaky reunions for later?" Bon clay nodded and the group continued to level 4. Upon reaching the entrance to level 4, a guard noticed them and made a call to Magellan, Zeus killed the guard and they ran through the entrance to level 4, Zeus dragged Buggy and Galdino who were crying saying that they were supposed to go up not down. Zeus ignored them and landed on level 5.

The group landed on level 5 and saw a huge cauldron, Bon clay said "They keep that thing hot and burn prisoners in it" Zeus waved him off and said "Let's hope we didn't get noticed yet." a voice was heard next to them "I doubt that, but you made it this far undetected very admirable" Zeus turned and said "Fucking Magellan! Shouldn't you be on a toilet right now?" Magellan got a tick mark on his forehead and shot poison at him, Zeus sneered and Luffy said "Zeus go! I'll take care of him!" Zeus nodded and said "Don't die!" before grabbing Galdino and Buggy and running off with Bon clay. Zeus said "Bentham, do you know where the entrance to level 5 is?" Bentham said "No, but I'm looking for the Okama Queen, Ivankov, you seem to know a lot do you know where he is?" Zeus said "Yeah he's in between level 5 and 6, hiding with the rest of the okamas." before turning to Galdino and saying "Galdino go free all the prisoners, were moving on to plan b." Galdino hesitated and Zeus added "It's the only way for you to escape, unless you can beat all the jailers by yourself." Galdion nodded and ran to free all the prisoners, while Bentham and Buggy were waiting for him, Zeus said "Buggy, I want you to start a revolution with the prisoners" Buggy was shocked and Zeus continued "I want it as flashy as possible" Buggy smirked and said "That's my specialty!" Buggy ran off shouting about him rescuing the prisoners and they're all going to join his Buggy armada and become the next emperor. Zeus slapped himself and said to Bentham "I said flashy not unbelievable" Bentham laughed and said "You sent an idiot to do the job what did you expect?" Zeus sighed and said "Yea you're right." They waited around for a few more minutes before Galdino and Buggy returned with all the prisoners on the floor, Zeus said "Do you want to stay in this hell hole?" the prisoners all shouted "NO" Zeus spoke again "Do you want to be free?!" the prisoners yelled even louder "YES" Zeus shouted "THEN LET'S WREAK HAVOC!" all the prisoners cheered and Zeus said "Let's go and get more prisoners, someone show me the way to level 5." one of the prisoners said he knew the way and everybody followed him. The giant group of prisoners smashed through the entrance to level 5, and reached the floor before stopping in front of dozens of marines.

Zeus stepped out of the crowd and said "You gentleman wouldn't happen to be the welcoming crew would you?" The marines gulped and one of them said "That's right! We're here to stop you." Zeus and the rest of the prisoners laughed and Zeus said "Really? That's pretty funny." Zeus threw a golden short lightning spear in the air, and his ring appeared.

"Heaven's Ring, Celestial Rainfall"

The spears started raining down on the group of marines, the prisoners behind Zeus were shocked and scared, Zeus had a big demonic smile on his face as he spread out his arms and said "Run wild boys! Shishishishi" the prisoners started fighting the marines and Zeus cut the rainfall off, and said "Buggy, Galdino, same as last floor." Zeus told Bentham "Ivankov is somewhere in between this floor and the next find him, I'm going to get Luffy." Bentham nodded and Zeus ran back to go get Luffy. When he arrived he saw Luffy was poisoned on the ground and threw a pink thunder spear at Magellan, and said "Go back to your toilet, Bathroom Monkey." Before he grabbed Luffy and flashed back to level 5.

Zeus returned to level 5 with Luffy and saw that all the marines were on the floor and there were more prisoners running around, Zeus saw Galdino and said "Did you get them all?" Galdino nodded and Zeus asked again "Where did Bentham go?" Galdino pointed and said "He went through a hole in the floor that way" Zeus nodded and said "You have to come with me, after we cure Luffy we're going to get Croc and the rest of the prisoners on the last level." Galdino said "You're going to free the boss?!" Zeus chuckled and said "He's not actually a bad guy only a little stupid Shishishi Come on!" he started running to find Ivankov and Galdino followed after him, they soon found the hole and they both jumped in.

In the middle of the floors Zeus asked the Okamas if they'd seen Bentham and where Ivankov was, the okamas gave him directions and flirtatious glances, Zeus thanked them and ignored the flirting, and ran to find Ivankov. Zeus and Galdino finally found Ivankov, Zeus said "Hello, my name is Zeus can you please save my brother? He was poisoned by the toilet monkey." Ivankov laughed and said "Why should I help you?" Zeus said "Dragon's our dad." Ivankov nodded and said "Where are you from?" Zeus said "The east blue, Dragon had a wife with white hair and he himself has a criss-cross tattoo on his face. Now please help him we're running out of time." Ivankov was shocked and grabbed Luffy, he said "It might take some time." Zeus said "As long as you save him take all the time you need, we can spare around 15 hours." Ivankov said "The procedure takes 10 hours and the recovery is 2 days." Zeus said "Do it. I believe not only will he pull through but he will come back sooner than you think." Ivankov nodded and felt strange, this boy wasn't talking with hope, but stated it like it was a fact and he already knew, he dismissed the thought and said "Alright, I'll start now." Zeus said "Thank you Queen-sama" and bowed his head, Ivankov giggled and walked into the room.

10 hours later

Zeus was pacing and Ivankov came out of the room, Zeus thanked him again and Ivankov said "It's nothing." Zeus said "I guess you guys are waiting for my dad to make a move before you escape?" Ivankov clicked his tongue and said "You're too smart for your own good kid." Zeus chuckled and said "Some people think i'm an idiot, but anyway I have been releasing Prisoners on ever floor since the fourth, i'm going down to the 6th when Luffy wakes up then we're going to raid Marineford, you wanna join in on the fun?" Ivankov was shocked and said "Why?" Zeus said "Our brother 'Fire fist' Ace was captured and is gonna be executed in a plan to lure Whitebeard to Marineford and kill him, Judging by the chaos in the prison, I can only assume he's been moved early and going to release the 6th level prisoners before Luffy is awake is illogical as they won't be too keen on waiting around." Ivankov was stunned and said "How would you know all this?" Zeus waved him off and said "Well considering, the marines wouldn't execute a single 19 year only pirate for no reason at all, and that he is Whitebeards second division commander, it's the only conclusion I can come up with. Those justice dogs have been salivating over Whitebeard's head for years, they'll do anything to get it." Zeus paused and continued "And the 6th level prisoners aren't too keen on waiting around for a 17 year old kid to wake up before leaving this hell hole." Zeus sat down in a chair and sighed "Also is it possible to get all the okamas to stop looking at me like that? I know i'm extremely handsome but I have a wife, and i'm trying really hard not to electrocute them." Ivankov laughed and shoo'd away the oogling Okamas.

Another 10 hours later

Luffy woke up and yelled for meat, he ate almost all of the Okamas rations and Zeus said "Ready yo go down?" Luffy nodded and Zeus smashed through the floor and landed in level 6 with Luffy and Galdino, and the rest of the okamas, Zeus coughed and got the prisoners attention "Hello, I'm here to free you all, enjoy your freedom you fucking scumbags." Galdino started freeing prisoners and Zeus spoke again "I only have 1 request of you, wreak absolute havoc on all the other floors with the rest of the free prisoners." the prisoners all grinned and started laughing, Zeus and Luffy reached Ace's cell, Zeus said "Hey Jinbe, they already took Ace eh?" Jinbe nodded and said "Yeah they just took him a few hours ago." Zeus nodded and melted Jinbe's cuffs and said "We're going to save Ace and raid Marineford are you in?" Jinbe grinned and nodded, Zeus chuckled and walked towards another cell and said "Hey long time no see, Crocky miss me?" Crocodile looked up and said "You're the marine?" Zeus chuckled and said "Former, how you been?" Crocodile shook his chains and said "A bit occupied." Zeus chuckled and said "Yea well remember what I said? You wont be here for long" Zeus turned and shouted "Galdino come get your boss!" Zeus noticed prisoners getting cut and said "Oi! Shiryu, why don't you cut the marines that put you in that cell instead of the people who freed you" Shiryu grinned and said "I'd rather cut you up instead" Zeus sighed and zapped him and sneered "Idiot, you think I'd free you all if I couldn't handle you? Kill another prisoner and i'll show you a hell ten times worse than here." Shiryu gritted his teeth and said "You fucking bastard" Zeus waved him off and said "Yeah yeah, i'm a bastard and you're a mental case let's move on shall we?" Galdino finally freed all the prisoners and Zeus led them to the higher floors.

Zeus rounded up the prisoners on level 5 and said "Alright men! Do you want to stay here for the rest of your miserable goddamn lives! Do you want to be free! Standing on the next floor is probably a huge blockade the likes of which you've never fucking seen! It's gonna be a tough fight, If you scumbags want to be free.." Zeus paused and equipped his ring, gauntlets, and horns and said with a demonic grin "Then go up there and give them hell." before he and Luffy charged through the stairs leading to the 4th level. Zeus got on the 4th level and immediately started throwing lightning spears at any marines standing in his way, running through them and escaping to the higher levels as the rest of the prisoners fought against the marines and continued on following Zeus and Luffy, they went on until they reached the 3rd floor, Zeus said "Galdino!" Galdino nodded and started releasing prisoners, the rest of the prisoners arrived at the third floor as Galdino was finished and the ever growing group charged through arriving at the 2nd level.

Zeus, Luffy and the rest of the prisoners were met with the jailors, Zeus said "Hey beautiful, I'd love to chat but I'm currently planning a coup, maybe we coffee sometime else?" Sadi licked her lips and said "I don't know... If you let me catch you we can be together all the time" she cracked her whip and pouted "You would do that for me wouldn't you?" Zeus flashed in front of her and held her chin and said "Maybe some other time" he whispered in her ear "I'd love to get tied up, but I like to be the one in control" he licked her earlobe and bit on it before knocking her out and sending her flying into a room, Zeus turned around and saw everybody was looking at him, Zeus said "What? She was pretty damn sexy." the prisoners all laughed and gave him a thumbs up, Zeus grinned and continued to the 1st level.

They reached the 1st level and were met with the rest of the marines in the jail, Zeus sneered and said "So toilet monkey, finally have enough free time to stop the rebellion in your own jail?" Magellan was enraged and said "You're not getting past me go back to your cells!" Zeus blinked and said to the prisoners "You heard him guys, turn around and go back, we had a good run" the prisoners laughed and Zeus sneered "Listen toilet monkey, these guys behind me are here for blood and it just so happens that you poisoned my brother, I've calculated your debt and i'll be satisfied with your life!" Zeus threw a thunder spear at Magellan, it pierced Magellan's shoulder and burned him. Zeus grinned and started throwing spear after spear incapacitating Magellan, Zeus passed by Magellan and said "Some head warden you are huh?" before leaving with Luffy, and some other prisoners.

Luffy and the rest hop on a marine ship and depart from Impel down with help from Jinbe, Zeus was sitting on the ship smoking and asked Crocodile "Who's on the ship?" Crocodile said "Me, you, Straw Hat, Jinbe, Galdino, Bentham, Mr.1, Ivankov, Buggy, and a ton of other nameless prisoners." Zeus nodded and said "You know this ship is going for Marineford right?" Crocodile said "I don't really have a choice do I?" Zeus gave him a cigarette, he accepted it and Zeus lit it up for him, and said "I know you want to go for Whitebeard." Crocodile tensed a bit and waiting for Zeus to continue, and Zeus said "I honestly don't really care, what happens to him, as you can see i'm quite different than my brother." Crocodile chuckled and Zeus continued "I want you to know that despite being your enemy and my rival, he is one of our strongest cards against the marines so I would appreciate it if you didn't attack him until we're finished smashing those marine bastards." Crocodile was silent before exhaling a mouthful of smoke and saying "Alright, I'll do you a favor since you saved me." Zeus grinned and said "Excellent welcome to the Nightmare division."

Zeus stood up and called everyone to the deck, all the prisoners showed up and Zeus took a drag from his cigarette before saying "Hello everyone, since you boarded this ship, whether you live it or not, we're heading for Marineford to butcher marine dogs. Welcome to the Nightmare division, your one and only job is to cause as much chaos as you can for the marines, i'd appreciate it if you could settle any grudges you may have against other pirates until after the war, if not and I find out, i'll vaporize you and the only thing left for your friends and family, will be ashes, are we clear?!" The prisoners nodded and Zeus smiled "Then go man the ship and get ready for the most glorious fight of your worthless lives!" Zeus laughed and said "Galdino, You are going to be very important, I need you to infiltrate Marineford with Bentham and pose as the executioners, and un-cuff Ace. If you fail your life is forfeit, either I, or Crocky here will kill you." Zeus spoke up and said "And to the rest of you if i'm not around you follow Croc's orders, his words are as good as mine!" before sitting back down and sighing.

Crocodile looked at him and said "You're giving me second in command?" Zeus chuckled "If you consider second in command to a ragtag group of escaped prisoners a good thing, then yeah I am." Crocodile grinned and said "You should be my partner instead of your brother's" Zeus laughed and said "You know if I wasn't planning on marrying Robin maybe I would've taken your offer" Crocodile was shocked "You and Nico Robin?!" Zeus chuckled and said "What can I say? She's a keeper." Crocodile laughed and held his stomach and said "Congratulations" Zeus chuckled and said "What are you going to do after this anyway?" Crocodile said "I honestly don't know." Zeus said "If you figure it out let me know, if not I might have something for you in a few years." Crocodile was interested and said "What kind of something?" Zeus said "Maybe a captain in the Strawhat Grand fleet, what do you think?" Crocodile was silent, Zeus said "I'm not going to force you, and I don't need a decision for a long time, do whatever you want and consider it, if you do have a crew and decide to join, find a way to contact me and I'll make space for you if not no harm done." Crocodile nodded got lost in his own thoughts, Zeus smiled, he had the big fish and he was about to catch him hook line and sinker, it was time to give a little leeway. Zeus laid back and the ship was slowly approaching Marineford.