Chapter 36 - Chaos and Chaos

Shirou Pov

That night after Issei back from his job, he came with his crotch bandaged. And after Rias asking him why his groin is bandaged. Issei replied that when Rias teleported him, he appeared in the aquarium filled withat iranhas. And the piranha in the aquarium biting his penis and forced part of the foreskin to be cut off. In other words Issei was circumcised indirectly.

Hearing Issei's story, we all burst out laughing. What Issei experienced was really unpredictable, are his bad luck that occured to Issei this night because of the curse that I gave him that will work if he thinks something lecherous? I don't think so, I feel that Issei didn't think about lecherous things before he was teleported to his client's house. So maybe this all happened because Issei was really unlucky.

Akeno-san was laughing at Issei so much that she almost peed herself and said she had to go to the toilet to pee.

Kiba tried to hold back his laughter by holding his breath. To the point that he passed out.

"Ahahahahaha ouch, I'm sorry Issei I shouldn't laugh at you like this." Rias-buchou was laughing so hard, she seemed to feel that what Issei was going through was really funny.

"It's fine Rias-buchou, I'm used to experiencing this kind of bad luck, because lately I've been experiencing this kind of thing constantly."

Issei could only lower his head while in tears, for all the bad luck he had. Well, I feel bad for Issei, because all the bad luck he endured came from a special curse I gave to him. But what can I do, it's a necessary for Issei to change his perverted nature.

Koneko-chan made a cruel comment on Issei's misfortune.

"All the bad luck you've been through is due to your perverted nature Issei-senpai, you should have turn your behaviour. Otherwise I guess you will continue to be unlucky."

Issei just nodded his head, he seemed to be responding and thinking about Koneko-chan's words seriously.

After all the activities at ORC were done, I intended to go home as usual. But in front of the old school building, Rin standing while still wearing her school uniform.

"Hey, Rin why are you standing in front of the old school building?" I asked Rin, because I was curious. What was she doing in front of the old school building, was Rin waiting for me? Well the possibility exists, but if I tell her are she waiting for me or not. she must have answered with a tsundere style.

"Are you waiting for me, Rin?"

"I-I'm not waiting for you or anything Emiya-kun, I just have some free time so I thought maybe we could go home together?" Rin's face really turned red when she answered my question, she really looks cute to me. Apart from Saber, Rin is the girl I truly love from the bottom of my heart. I also have a little feeling for Sakura, Rin's little sister. But I prefer to think of Sakura as my younger sister than as a lover.

"Of course Rin, let's go home together," Well, there is no way I would refuse a request from the girl I love. I felt happy when I saw Rin's face that looked so happy when she heard my answer. Rin then took my hand and we both intend to go home together. But when we both just walked a few steps, suddenly in front both of us, Rias-buchou appeared while holding her school bag.

"Ara Emiya-kun, Tohsaka-san, you two want to go home together right? Can I come with you guys, because I have something to discuss privately with Emiya-kun and his parents! "

Rias-buchou's words made me have a bad feeling, what exactly is she trying to talk to me and my parents about? and Rin please don't hold my arm so hard. I know you are feeling jealous and annoyed that Rias-buchou suddenly appeared and said she wanted to have a private talk with me, but don't take your irritation into my hands. Damn my E Rank Luck!

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Rin Pov

Aaah damn you Rias Gremory! Why did she also have to go home with Emiya-kun too! Even though I've been waiting for Emiya-kun for a long time, in front of the old school building which is the headquarters of Rias Gremory! You damn devil race! Did she really want to interfere my closeness to Emiya-kun! Is this how she responded to my challenge at her villa at that time?

Rias Pov

When all of my peerage members have left, I will also do the same. but I want to go home together with Emiya-kun the man that I truly love, because there are important things I want to discuss with him. Unfortunately when I wanted to approach him to invite him to going home with me he was not in front of me! I panicked and immediately rushed out of the old school building to find him, it's just when I found Emiya-kun. Tohsaka Rin the girl Emiya-kun likes and my toughest rival to get Emiya-kun's love, casually takes Emiya-kun's hand! unforgivable! She dared to touch what was mine! I have to do something! Otherwise Emiya-kun will love Tohsaka Rin even more, and that is something I cannot allow.

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Shirou Pov.

The main reason for Rias-buchou to come home with me and want to talk to me and my parents are because she intends to stay with me at the Emiya residence huh. But it seems that Irisviel, my adoptive mother that already home from her work with my adoptive father Kiritsugu, doesn't want other people to stay at the Emiya Residence. Except for Asia, of course, who has proven herself very helpful at the Emiya Residence. That's why she politely refused Rias-buchou's request. Rin who was sitting next to me was look really happy that Rias's wish didn't come true. Likewise Illya, Kuro, and Asia who didn't seem to like Rias too much. The three of them looked so relieved when they heard my mother Irisviel refuse Rias's request.

But it seems that Rias-buchou doesn't want to give up for staying close to me, because the next day when I opened my bedroom window I could see that on the vacant lot right next to the Emiya Residence. Appeared an enormous five-story mansion, and from the window on the second floor that had just opened. Appear Rias while swinging her hand up to greeting me.

"Emiya-kun, good morning!"

I can only pat my forehead, the problem that I had when I woke up was not over yet this has added a new problem! Haaaaaah.

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Flashback a little bit to know what kind of problem that Shirou have, before he see Rias outside his window.

Before I go to sleep, I need to make a little review of all the power that I have. Since I was reborn in this dimension.

Power of Destruction from Rias-buchou, and holy power from fallen angel and next is the powef of Phoenix, I got a lot of new power that I copy with Ultimate Projection since I was reborn in this world. i also have a lot of new Noble Phantasm, like Sword Birth that Kiba have, Boosted Gear, and also Twilight Healing. I really change into a cheat character. But I will only use this power when I needed it, If I use all the copying power that was strange to my body. That would be to troublesome, so I will only use my original tracing or Gate of Babylon for a moment. And Zelretch also said to me, when I using all the power I copied using Advanced Structural Analysis that I can use with Ultimate Projection. I can only use one power at the time, because right now my body was not strong enough to use more than one power, even if I use Boosted Gear to strengthen my body. Uggh I really need more practices.

I'm sleeping while holding a Saber Class Card, that for some reason always disappear from Illya place. It keep appear beside my pillow. when I ask Zelreth why this happen, he only answered that because of Avalon inside my body, the Class Card feel some connection to me because Saber Class Card have the essence of Arturia inside of it. So that was the reason this Class Card keep appear in front of me.

Maybe I will use Ultimate Projection to make a new body for the essence of Saber inside the Class Card maybe Arturia can truly life once again? I thinking about the possibility, because I do the same thing with Kuro body. But because I didn't have Arturia DNA, that would be Imposibble. And I just realized how stupid I was when I thought the thing, because when I woke up from my sleep in the morning, somehow I felt something was quite heavy on top of my body. And when I open my eyes, someone I know very well is making my body roll to hug.

Arturia Pendragon aka Saber, was hugging my body with her naked body.

Author Note: Next Chapter: Arturia life once more, Issei became human once more and the meeting with the excorcist. Support me at Patre.on.com/Raylight25