How I Met Your Mother

"They drove my car straight off a cliff. I jumped out, but even though I managed to grab onto a few trees to slow down the fall, there was nothing to grab onto for the last 65 feet. I was badly bruised when I fell, and the fall knocked me out.

"I remember clearly that I was burning up all over when I woke up. Your mother was taking care of me and wiping my sweat. She had applied medicine to my wounds, but the aphrodisiac that had already fermented in my body could not be controlled. She saw that I was suffering too much and was afraid that I would die, so she...

"Later, after the drug in my body subsided, before I fainted, I told her that I would definitely marry her. I asked her to stay with me, and I told her that my family would come looking for me soon.