AshleenBFF: HELP! Ano ang gamot sa taong may tampururot?
You: Bakit? Cno may sumpong? :O
AshleenBFF: Lil bro ko! Pinatay bigla TV. D ako makanood ng Forevermore! May sumpong na naman baby bro ko. My Quen! Di ko xa mapanood ngayon!
You: Ashleen! Don't mention ur bro's name! I'm still mad at him!
AshleenBFF: Oops! Sorry! Peace! D parin b xa nag-sorry sayo?
You: Hindi pa! Nakakainis xa!
AshleenBFF: Really? I gave him ur number na eh.
You: Whaaaaaat? Bnigay mo # ko sa knya?
AshleenBFF: Oops! I did it again! Sorry!
AshleenBFF: Pero u know what? May chemistry kayo ng lil bro ko! :D
You: ASHLEEEEEEN!!!! :((
AshleenBFF: Haha! Luv u sis! Mwah!