Yamatai Village Tour
Their first destination at Noah Region was Yamatai Village, Marco and Alice landed nearby and walked to the village. The first person that they talked to was an old man.
Old Man: We've gotten a lot of new villagers recently. These old bones are getting excited! I'm even feeling some sensation return down there!
Marco: Next!
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Boy: Those Akaname Girls are kinda sexy… All you have to do is ask and… Hehehehe…
Marco: ...Maybe I will ask a woman about the village now…
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Village Girl: The other day, I applied to train with the Kunoichi Elves… When I come back… I'll take all of the men with my ninja sex techniques!
Marco: Fuck it, I will ask a monster…
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Akaname 1: We get to lick so much every day! This village is wonderful!
Akaname 2: We licked that boy just now until he fainted. He came twenty times first, though, hehe.
Akaname 3: I think it was his first time reaching orgasm, though… He was so shy when he asked us! I hope he isn't traumatized…
Marco: 'In what state of mind was I when I decided to ask a long-tongued sex-crazed monster about the village?'
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Miko Lamia: I attacked the villagers out of lust earlier… Thankfully nobody lost their lives. They are pardoning my crimes, and allowing me to live here. I swear upon my heart that I'll never attack people again.
But everyone keeps coming here, asking me to tease them like I did before. They seem to really want me to keep doing it…
Marco: …
Alice: …
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Gob: Ah, Marco!
Nekomata: ...Nya!
Marco: So… How's life now?
Gob: I've been running all over the place the last two weeks. I wonder if I've been here in Yamatai or Iliasburg more…. But one day, I want to travel the world with my three old buddies!
Nekomata: ...Unya!
Gob: You want to go, too? Alright, we'll all go together then! Do you have any tip, Marco?
Marco: Bring a gun in a sword fight.
Gob: ...Huh?
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At Shirohebi's temple, there were both the Shirohebi sisters, unsealed. The older one, who attacked the village, apologized to Marco.
Big Shirohebi: S… Sorry… For being a….
Marco: Cunt?
The older Shirohebi was speechless, while Marco continued to talk.
Marco: Look, you guided an army against this village, you were on Black Alice's side, as much as I don't care about you and your past, you were a cunt.
Small Shirohebi: ...The choice of words was a bit wrong… Even if true…
Big Shirohebi: Sister! You were supposed to protect me!
Small Shirohebi: It doesn't matter, but she sword to never do anything bad again. This is all thanks to you, as we-hmm?
She noticed that Marco was already gone with Alice, and smelled a bit of tobacco, meanwhile, Marco was smoking his customized cigarette with a disinterested look.
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Tamamo: Oh, if it isn't Marco! Did you come to worship at the Fox Shrine? That's admirable of you.
Marco: ...I am more inclined to color the entire Shrine with dark green paint than worship you.
Tamamo: Oof… Nevermind… By the way, Marco. Will you become my lover?
Marco: Hmm?
Tamamo: It's not a bad thing. You'll just attend to me every night. It's a life of nothing but pleasure.
Marco: *Sigh* Now… In what right mind do you think I would be with you? Honestly, if I didn't met Alice, I would have thought about it, but does this seem like it? No, and besides, we already talked about "That".
Alice: About what?
Tamamo: Ohh, "That", so you didn't it yet?
Marco: No, I will do it after the tour.
Alice: What is "That"?
Tamamo: Then good luck with "That".
Alice: Tamamo, I order you to tell me what is "That".
Tamamo: Sorry, Monster Lord, but I can't do it. It's better leaving it as a surprise.
Alice: Tch…
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In the chief's house…
Youngster 1: Peace is great…
Youngster 2: That's the true draw of Yamatai Village.
Youngster 3: Meetings and farewells… Treasured memories, one and all.
Youngster 4: It is better to be the head of a chicken, than the ass of an ox.
Marco: ...Can you lend me your drugs? I need that shit, too.
Village Chief: This is not a drug. They've entered Wise Man Mode. They'll go back to being manwhores in about an hour.
Marco: Ouch… That's a big burn…
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The last place was the cave where Yamata no Orochi lived.
Yamata no Orochi: They unsealed me on the condition that I don't do anything bad again. Of course, I intend to keep my promise. Besides… Those young men keep coming here in secret anyway. I never go hungry for semen… Hahaha.
Marco: God… Everyone is a whore here…
Yamata no Orochi: You should stop by whenever you want, too. I'll lick that body of yours as much as you want…
Marco: Absolutely no. Goodbye and I hope to never see you again.
Then Marco left away from the cave and threw away his cigarette.
Alice: Where do we go now?
Marco: At Plansect Village.
Alice: You plan to apologize to the previous Queen Alraune?
Marco: Fuck no, apologizing to help her to get back to her sanity? I have better things to do.
Alice: *Sigh* I take it back, you didn't matured…
Marco: Who cares, I am literally 16 years old now, my birthday was a week ago…
Alice: Huh? For real?
Marco: Yup.
Alice seemed to be in deep thought, but Marco left her to her own world and hopped together over Diane's back, before flying to Plansect Village.
[SPECIAL QUESTS]
1st. Return to Lucifina's grave
2nd. Make Alice happy
[EVENT QUEST]
1st. Reach the end of the world tour without "Strange" problems.