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Where's Waldo?

While they were walking to the forest, Alice Omega decided to talk to Luka.

Alice Omega: By the way, I noticed earlier… It really seems like you don't want to kill your enemy, so you don't really utilize your abilities.

Luka: Yeah… That may be true…

Alice Omega: Oh well… I'll lend you this sword.

Then she took out the same sword that Alice Alpha gave to Marco before.

Luka: Eww… What is that?

He looked on the sword on Alice Omega's hand, before he heard a strange sound behind him and turned around to find Marco that was kneeling and puking.

Marco: ...Fuck.. Get the Antichrist away from me…

Luka: Oi oi! Marco!

He panicked and reached Marco before helping him, meanwhile Alice Omega raised an eyebrow and looked at the other Alice.

Alice Alpha: We had some… Problems with Angel Halo…

Alice Omega: What problem?

Alice Alpha: ...It devoured Marco… And evaporated around him…

Alice Omega: Oh… Wait, does it mean…

Alice Alpha: Don't worry, that sword will not make any strange movement unless it is in Marco's hands…

Alice Omega: Thanks the 1st… Hey, Luka.

Luka: Fuck no! I heard you girls, I am not touching that shit!

Marco: Just… Pick it…

Marco's cheeks inflated with vomit, but he gulped it down.

Marco: *Pant* *Pant* ...That will help you a lot…

Luka: Uuueee… Are you sure it will not jump in my face?

Marco: ...Yeah…

Luka slowly walked to Alice Omega, and picked Angel Halo from her hands, and when he touched the sword, it moaned.

Luka: Wha!? Ri...Right now I just heard a moan?! Did you not hear that!? This thing will not attack me, right? Right!?

Alice Omega: Relax, my counterpart assured me that it will not do anything.

Luka sighed in relief, and started to test the sword, after Marco recovered a bit, he patted Luka's shoulder while looking anywhere but the sword.

Marco: Alright kid-

Luka: -We are at the same age-

Marco: -That sword will devour Magic power, and will seal monsters so that they become unable to fight, it will not kill anyone, and the monsters can turn to their original form after absorbing enough magic, any question?

Luka: Yeah, why are you not looking at me?

Marco: Do you want to taste my vomit?

Luka: Ugh… Then I don't have any other question… I think I got an idea about what this would do…

Marco: Alright, now go for your first kill with that sword.

Marco slapped Luka's back, making him almost stumble forward, and looked questionly to Marco, before the same Worm Girl that attacked Marco once came from the ground and tackled him.

Luka: Waaah!!

Marco: Dear lord… I still wonder how he will be able to survive the entire time… Oh fuck! Now I remember!

Alice Alpha: What?

Marco: We should have bought a belt...

[Later]

After Luka was surprised from the capabilities of the Angel Halo, the group of 4 traveled to the forest near Irina Mountains.

Marco: Where should we go?

Luka: It should be here the problem…

Alice Omega: ...Are you sure that you know what are you doing?

Alice Alpha: ...I don't think he doe-

Marco/?: What the fuck?!

Marco cried out in surprise, and everyone turned towards him, before they got surprised too, the reason for the surprise was that near Marco, who was gesturing to a certain person with a face of shock, there was another Marco that was doing the same gestures.

The rest of the group blinked, and suddenly more than 40 Marco appeared pointing at each other in surprise.

Marco: Oi! I'm the real one!

Marco 2: No! I am the real one!

Marco 3: Fuck you, I am the original!

Marco: I'm real, you sons of bitches!

Luka: ...HUH?!

Alice Omega: Now I understood… There are Mimicries infesting this place, and attacks everyone.

Alice Alpha: ...I wonder how the night will go with multiple Marco…

Luka: It's not time for that!

Luka blushed at the thought and yelled at Alice Alpha.

Soon, almost every Marco moved towards the group, but no one still couldn't find the original.

Luka: Tch… I can't tell them apart by looking…

Alice Omega: They smell the same too…

Alice Alpha: *Sigh* I never knew one day I would do it… Which one of you is the real one?

Marco: Me! / Don't listen to him! It's me! / Fuck off! / What I need to do to prove that it's me?!

Alice Alpha: Perfect… Then tell me a Dark Joke!

Marco: What's that? / Never heard before. / Don't fuck with me.

Between all of them, there was one who raised his arm and said with a smirk on his face.

Marco: My wife walked in me having sex with our daughter. I'm not sure what she was more shocked about. That I was having sex with our daughter or that the doctor let me keep the fetus.

Alice Omega and Luka frowned, and almost puked when they imagined the scene, while Alice Alpha used Frost Ozma to freeze every Marco except the one who made the joke.

Marco stood over the field of ice and walked to the group.

Marco: Alright, now do you realize that you could find me with simpler things like turning in the Chakra Gate?

Alice's hand slammed on her face when she realized she could do that instead of hearing shit from Marco, then the group turned to the field of ice.

Marco: So… We finished the quest?

Luka: I think so… It was pretty anti-climatic...

Alice Omega: There aren't any other monster nearby, they should be all here.

Alice Alpha: Alright, where do we go now?

Marco: …

Alice Omega: …

Alice Alpha: …

Luka: …

Marco: ...Are we really so idiot?

Everyone: Yeah / We are idiots / No comment…

Marco: *Sigh* Then why not going to solve the thing at Happiness Village?

Luka: Oh right!

He bumped the fist on his palm, as if he just remembered the thing.

Everyone else sighed, and started to walk to the Happiness Village.

Marco: 'What should I do… Let's talk with Tamamo when we find her, she may help us with our problem…'

[BONUS DARK HUMOR]

Anti-Vax mother: Yeah, my child is in perfect health, I don't need to vaccinate him, vaccines cause autism.

Death: Really ma'am, I don't have time for stories, where's Timmy?

AN: Anti vax jokes will never get old, like the kids...

[SPECIAL QUESTS]

1st. Achieve coexistence between Monsters and Humans

2nd. Kill Illias

3rd. Return to Lucifina's grave

4th. Visit every places in Illias Continent, Sentora and Hellgondo

5th. Turn back to Sabasa Kingdom

6th. Make Alice happy

7th. Rescue Sara, again…

8th. Turn back to the original world with Alice (Alpha)

9th. Haunt Luka as a ghost if you are killed because of his decision

Hello guys, here is another chapter, I hope you like it, comment, put PS, review and bye.

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