Doing It All Wrong

"When Mother found out that she's pregnant, Father didn't drag her to the Civil Affairs Bureau like a caveman," Bacon replied. His tone this time wasn't bored like usual but was instead filled with contempt for his uncle. "Father responded by persuading Mother to move forward their wedding. They had an intimate but grand wedding with close family and friends that will be remembered for a long time to come because it's the best wedding in the history of the planet."

Of course, Bacon was always biased towards his parents, especially when it came to his beloved mother. Everything about his mother was the best in the history of the planet and the whole wide universe for him. His older sister, Ketchup, also thought the same way.