Safety first!!!

       "Y/n! Time for school!"

Ugh. You hated school. You usually just hung around in the parking lot drinking a soda and drawing and not spending time in those classes. Now that Sam snd Dean were going there for a hunt, didnt make anything much better.

    You got up and put on some jeans, a gray t-shirt and a blue and red flannel. You put your hair into a ponytail and cleaned your glasses before putting them on. Yeah, you had glasses because when you were on a hunt some asshole sprayed your eyes with pepper spray, damaging them.

    You grabbed your bag and headed out to the impala where Sam and Dean were waiting. You headed off and pulled up at the school. When you got out you stalked off to your first class, Art. There were about three people in that class, because everyone else thought that art was . You never understood it. When people found out that they had a test coming up they would say or . You never understood the thoughts that ran through those peoples heads.

"Today we are going to be painting the backround for the school play! Sadly we wont get the whole gym because P.E. will be taking up half of the gym, but we will still get some room"

You groaned as you remembered that Dean was teaching P.E., this was going to be bad. As you were carrying a large canvas your friend came up next to you.

"Is this week the week your brothers come?"

"Sadly."

"Oh! Im so excited!"

You rolled your eyes. Your friend, Cara, had been your best friend ever since preschool, one time when you were walking home, a vamp ambushed you, and in the end, Cara ended up knowing everything about your life.

"So why are they here again?"

"The janitor is a werewolf."

"Oh.."

Cara was holding a large bucket full of paints, and you and another person had to adjust the large 6 foot canvas through the doors of the gym, suddenly you heard a ear percing noise, and when you looked up you nearly fainted.

    There was Dean, standing in red shorts, a white shirt, and a red headband on his head, blowing a whistle. You heard Cara giggle and you sent her a bitchface. Dean nodded at you and you rolled your eyes.

    Immediately you and the others started painting the backdrop, first a blue layer, then grass, then a farm landscape. When you finished you and your friends smiled at your creation, then the bell rang, time for Science.

    You walked into the classroom to see a complete mess. There was a white foam nearly covering the main desk. Sam was standing there with that face and kids were still in their seats with their mouths dropped open. You stalked over to sam and hissed.

"What the hell did you do?"

"Taught them a little experiment."

"I know what experiment you did... the magic trick experiment."

"Yep"

You rolled your eyes and sat in the back of the classroom as Sam performed hjs again. The trick was at the bottom of a bottle was about 100 mentos, and when he claimed to pour year old water with normal water that it exploded. When really the year old water was vinegar. Then the room exploded with foam. So cool Sam, im shocked.

    You went on with the day until you reached P.E. where Dean was. When your class arrived he had you sit down and he pulled out a blackboard and wrote on it .

"So your original teacher told me you guys needed a little briefing on this little fella right here-"

He held up a condom, which he probably already had and waved it in front of kids faces.

"So im gonna give it to you. Guys! If you want the ladies to do it again with you a second time, wear Banana scented condoms, a girl cant resist the smell of artificial bananas. Now girls, trust me on this, when a guy tells you a condom is to small, never have sex with him, you run very far away, and ill show you why."

Dean had a kid go up and hold out his arm and have his hand in a fist. Then Dean opened up his condom and stretched it over the kids entire arm, getting a laugh from kids.

"Now kids, this is nothing to laugh about. I am proving a important point here, and when a guy says a condom is to small for him, hes lying. The condom over his arm is the smallest you can get, and it can stretch over the Hulks ding-a-ling."

you thought. You sprinted out of the class to the impala. When Dean and Sam met you there.

"What did you think of my speech y/n?"

"It was utterly terrifying."

"What was?"

"Sam, your brother stretched a condom over a kids arm today."

"Hey, your teacher told me I needed to explain."

"She wanted to explain how condoms stop you from having babies, not how girls like certain scents!"

You got into the car and slammed the door. You were never gonna be able to live the rest of the week with these guys at your school.