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" Navi? Where the F*** did you threw me this time?! "

Well what could go wrong when you have streak of bad-luck from your childhood. Orphan.....(meh regular route.) Step-parents taking your inheritance money. (Ok, It's getting a little annoying now.) Leaving you alone, cuz you don't have money anymore....(Again..... betrayal route, most common in Xanxia plots.) No money to buy Markiplier's Onlyfans Subscription. ༼⁠.´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ Get Masturbate-blocked by your travel companion appearing out of a TV from which you gonna watch some Hentai. (Bro wanna fight?) Finally getting robbed of that Hentai pen-drive at death, who turned out to be your step-father. (...........) This is story about a wanker who soul bounded with a being outside of 4th wall. Now he can visit any universe, faceslap anyone & even loot a whole planet. Cuz why not, when you have power, you have authority over lower beings. So why not to dream about challenging Solomon on the conquest of harem. This is a story of a beginner Harem King. The Pokemon master. (⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠) A/N : I don't own any characters, events or places depicted in this fanfiction. MC : Sigh* I still regret, you could have given me a proper travel companio- Navi!? The f*** where are we now? What!? Your mum gey~ The heck did you sent me this time!!

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Dream or vision? Part - 1

In dream world, Hàorán found himself in a palace within clouds. Wherever he streches his senses he could only find the vast clouds which covered the whole dimension. It as if the whole dimension was enclosed by huge sphere of clouds.

He tries to touch the clouds to find out they were spongy and hardened. Which made him realise that he was really wasted in sleep and was having a lucid dream or something. But anyways the whole area was covered in clouds so he tries to enjoy while jumping around everywhere.

Then he remembers about his childish dream about playing in clouds when he was hooked on all those animes. They were the only life support he had when he was alone, but hentai was his heart after he became a teen cough* cough*.

He forgets about time as he felt in dream he could live as much he wants. As his brain activity slows down when he's a asleep, (wait...how the fuck I'm still conscious in a sleep. Am I tipsy or wot?)

Just thinking about the situation made a drastic change in the dimension of clouds. It got separated in half. (Who the holy fuck cut apart the sea of clouds..... Fucking Moses!)

He was dumbstruck by the a pathway which formed between the sea of clouds. It was strangely interesting, he got excited and wanted to explore the area as mostly he would forget the dream after he wakes up.

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He begins walking towards the end of pathway as it seem it was extended to the end's of the dimension. But after walking hundred steps he arrived infront of a huge castle. (Oh, is it a princess tale related dream.) He says looking at the huge castle which was large enough to be even remain hidden by sea of clouds, he couldn't even bend his neck to find its top.

The entire castle was made of a material which he didn't know as it shined in radiant colour's strangely changing colours like a chameleon every second. (Who the fuck made this monstrosity...better have called me to paint this castle with my semen. HAIYAAH my appetite has lost.) He comments looking at the appearance of castle.

But shame on him, he didn't know that it was a material which didn't even existed in his world but rather a different universe. One of the strangest metal in multiverse, 'Prism Scale Essence'. It value was unaccountable, as this strange essence could store Divine, Law, Dao's, Fate other lower energies.

The artifacts made through this essence could be used to boost those energies and even hide there presence from higher order beings which ends at Tier - 0.

"Hàorán what're you doing? Come inside the XXXXXX castle, or you gonna play like kid's. Sigh* it has been a XXXXXX we found this essense and made it into a castle in day." A unfamiliar voice came from inside the castle, she knew his name but he couldn't put a finger to recognise the woman.

(Am I hearing right but what was that beep* in between her sentences did she dissed me?) He wasn't able to hear the details about the beep* within those sentences but later realised that, this must be name of the castle but what was the second beep*.

She had long blonde hair which reached her waist that had hair accessories similar to elementary school kid's. Quite a strange quirk she had, anyways she was well endowed in right places. He was already drooling of eating the cake infront.

But there was a problem, the reason he couldn't recognise her was because her face was censored. (Bro this ain't JAV dream right?! Is this Casting Couche genre?)

He was confused. "What're you standing there like a lost puppy, hurry up enter or you may miss XXXX delivery. She needs you right now." She says while grabbing his hand and pulls hime inside the castle.

(Again that beep* what's the meaning when I can't make a head or tail.)

Then he felt the strength of the women infront he could feel that it was unfathomable which made him realise that he too had a unfathomable strength which was larger than the woman but this strength shouldn't exist in him.

(But delivery? ...Oh fuck I ain't ready yet! Where's the milk, I should haste to supermarket!!!) He ponders but the woman had grabbed him in a vice grip not letting him go.

"Huhuhu, did you think I wouldn't bring some countermeasures for your strength. You know you're too irresponsible and reckless. You should realise that you have missed XXX, XXXXX, XXXXX's your first wives delivery & haven't checked on them.

You should be beaten well by XXXXXX, she is very kind to you. Humph* and why're you silent, cat got your tongue?" The woman seemed a unreasonable type, so Hàorán gave up making any grand scene with her. But a little GIGGITY GIGGITY at office should be alright, right?

Just entering the castle door, he found himself inside a huge room filled with women who were taking care of a mother which seemed his wife. But he didn't have any memories related to his wives, that was the strange part. (Wait.....was that a Teleportation!!? Damn son!)

She looked at him and smiled, her smile almost melted his heart as he felt a gentle sensation released from her body washing his whole body with a feeling of care of loving. This type of feelings were new, he didn't know those feelings well but his heart ached when he can't even check there faces as everyone faces were censored. (Is this a prego and reverse gangbang genre, fuck I can't stop shaking my legs.)

He felt he had a deep connection with all the women in the room. she wanted to say something but a sudden crash alerted everyone.

All followed the noise to find the culprit but they were shocked to find the girl infront was bleeding all over her body and strangely she was crying with tears of blood.

All of his wives rushed towards the new women and helped her clean her wounds, while some healed her and others provided her water making her retain optimal condition.

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