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“Nothing’s perfect, the world’s not perfect, but it’s there for us, trying the best it can. That’s what makes it so damn beautiful.”—Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

2023-02-03 KatıldıGlobal
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Return of Salazar Slytherin

"Ahh… my resurrection worked." After a thousand years, Salazar Slytherin awakens in the body of a young wizard and slips back into Hogwarts under a false name. What he finds horrifies him. Pure-blood families boasting ancient lineage? Half of them are descended from Muggle lovers or Muggle-borns. His so-called "heir" — a madman in a snake mask — is twisting his name into a banner of terror. Powerful curses and forgotten arts have vanished, replaced by flashy spells and wizards too weak to survive a real duel. The Founder of Slytherin is back… and he’s not here to watch his legacy rot. He will reclaim it. He will fix it. And heaven help anyone who stands in his way. #Relaxing #SliceofLife ○( ＾皿＾)っSupport and read 12 Chapters ahead of here at- Patreon.com/HornyFBI ________ Author/Editor: This is a new take on Slytherin like someone would feel after suddenly going to the future as he lived in ancient times. A different kind of HP Fanfic. Some parts of the story can be different from the book. There will also be some butterfly effects. Thank you for reading! _________ Original MTL name: ANCIENT WIZARDS RETURN TO HOGWARTS

HornyFBI · Book&Literature
472 Chs

Marvel’s Reality Editor: Rise of a New God

Luke transmigrates into a chaotic Marvel-fusion universe—one where Freddy, Jason, Myers, Pinhead, Transformers, mutants, witches, demons, and cosmic entities all coexist. A world where even going to high school means sharing a classroom with Peter Parker, Harry Osborn… and future monsters in human skin. Just when he thinks he’s doomed, a golden finger awakens: —Reality Editor— • Edit your own attributes • Access thousands of skills from countless worlds • Alter skill effects • Scan 3D surroundings • Identify friend or foe • Manipulate terrain and objects • Record anomalies to gain power forever Every “anomalous” person, item, or creature becomes fuel for his upgrades. Every threat is an opportunity. Every version update brings Luke one step closer to omnipotence. With limitless growth, reality-bending abilities, and no moral chains holding him back, Luke sets his own path: From bullied classmates… to supernatural killers… to cosmic horrors… To the very gods overseeing the multiverse—all will eventually kneel. Because once the Reality Editor reaches its final version… Luke will no longer be human. He will be the Architect. The One Above the one above all. And this multiverse? It will exist only as long as he allows it.

HornyFBI · Movies
152 Chs

Hogwarts' Avada Kedavra

“Hello, kid. What’s your name?” “Avada Kedavra.” “FUCK! What are you doing?!” “I’m just telling you my name! My name is Avada Kedavra! Why are you panicking?” “…Who the hell gave you a name like that?” “I heard it was the Department of Mysteries.” “Good lord... does the Ministry of Magic have some kind of grudge against you?” “No. They wouldn’t dare.” “…Then what are we supposed to call you? We can’t have you casually reciting the Killing Curse every time you introduce yourself!” Years later, the Daily Prophet would write: “It has been many years since people feared speaking Voldemort’s name aloud. Today, the title of ‘He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’ belongs instead to the man who ignited the wizarding world’s technological revolution, the pioneer of Muggle magical science, the undisputed ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchens, the Duck Lord, the You-Know-Who-Fullfilled-The-Prophesy!” “Sir Avada Kedavra!.. ehm, I'm scared of calling his name.”

HornyFBI · Book&Literature
6 Chs

HP: I Became A Horcrux

Rewrite ___ Elijah transmigrates into the Harry Potter world, expecting wonders of magic—only to awaken trapped as a soul fragment inside Voldemort's most infamous Horcrux: the cursed diary. Replacing the original Dark Lord's remnant, he becomes the charismatic young "Tom Riddle"... but freedom remains a distant dream. During the days when he stayed in the diary, Elijah continued to learn and digest Riddle’s knowledge, waiting for the opportunity of resurrection. It wasn’t until the summer of 1992 that Ginny Weasley wrote down words in her diary for the first time… "Dear Diary....." After endless years of formless torment, he will stop at nothing to claim a real, living body: deception, friendship, betrayal, broken hearts—every sin is just a desperate step toward escape and existence. As he rises with unmatched cunning and godlike magical dominance, the original Dark Lord stirs, igniting a brutal war for supremacy: Silas vs. Voldemort, where only one can claim the title of true Lord of the Dark. No mercy. No redemption. Only ruthless ambition. ___ Author's Note (Rewrite) Hey all, This is the full rewrite of my old fic "I Became Voldemort." I Became Voldemort started as a translation, but I hated the plot by ch74, so I ditched it and wrote my own story from there → ended at ch300. It ended up being a moderate success overall, but honestly, 20-30% readers dropped off early (before my original writing kicked in). The loyal ones who stayed? Absolute legends. Same core idea (transmigrator in the diary as a Horcrux, OP anti-hero vs. real Voldemort with a terrifying Dumbledore), just way better executed. Old readers: thanks for coming back. New ones: enjoy the glow-up. Let's go!

HornyFBI · Book&Literature
77 Chs

Demon Slayer: The Wolverine Template

Takeo Minamoto had transmigrated. He crawled out of a grave, reborn as a boy named Kamado Takeo. Then he learned—this world has demons. And not just that... it's an anime world. One he’s never even seen before. Ugh... I scrimped and saved, just to buy a massive TV—and for what? I binge-watched Avengers, Inception, Loki, The Wolf of Wall Street, and every goddamn Nolan mind-bender out there. And now you're telling me I should've watched anime instead? Yeah—Fuck you too, God! And then... He started seeing a familiar figure in his dreams? Takeo: "Can someone explain to me why Wolverine is in my dreams? And not just any Wolverine—Old Man Logan?" Wait, are you saying… if I earn his recognition, I can gain his powers?? After realizing this, the way Takeo looked at Logan changed entirely. Old Man Logan from Logan, 2B from NieR: Automata, the Wolf from Sekiro, Hide from Nioh, who defeated Otakemaru... By gaining the approval of powerful characters from different worlds and inheriting their abilities, Takeo gradually grows into a protector strong enough to guard everything. And so... This story begins with a boy who climbed out of his own grave.

HornyFBI · Anime & Comics
115 Chs

Dragon Ball: I Became Yamcha

#Not a wish-fulfillment story #Intelligent protagonist "If Yamcha had awakened earlier… the Android Apocalypse wouldn't have been hell." Yamcha wakes up in the Dragon Ball world. But not in the peaceful timeline. Not when Goku is alive. Not when the Z Fighters stand together. He opens his eyes in Trunks’ doomed future—A world already burned to ash! Cities fall. Families scream. Androids 17 and 18 hunt humans like toys. And the Z Fighters… every last one of them… are dead. No system. No cheats. No Saiyan bloodline. Just a human body everyone mocked—And the will to defy everything. Is this really all there is to the limits of humankind..? Should I just accept my fate and die..? No! I REFUSE TO DIE THE SAME WAY TWICE. This is a hardcore, strategic power-up story. No system, no shortcuts—just grit, technique, and DBZ's martial arts. And don't worry, he'll become OP as hell!

HornyFBI · Anime & Comics
15 Chs

Overlord: The King's Downfall

In its prime, YGGDRASIL was a battlefield of legends. And Hades stood among them. He entered the Great Tomb of Nazarick during the infamous 1,500-player raid, seeking only a glimpse of the mythic guild, Ainz Ooal Gown. But when the infamous undead overlord of Nazarick, Momonga, personally crushed him underfoot with the mocking words, “Do you want to dance too?” That day, Hades vowed to grow stronger. To one day rival even the strongest guild in YGGDRASIL. But time passed. The fire of revenge faded. The game neared its end. And Hades logged in one last time—no longer seeking war, just memories. 23:59:40 23:59:59 Hades sighed, "Good bye.. YGGDRASIL..." 00:00:00 And then… 00:00:01 00:00:02 00:00:03 With no logout button, no system commands, and NPCs far too real, Hades realizes something terrifying: this isn’t the YGGDRASIL he knew. It's not a game anymore. And just like that.. Hades sets out not to survive—But to dominate!!

HornyFBI · Anime & Comics
25 Chs

I became Voldemort

Cyrus traveled to the world of Harry Potter and thought that splendid magic was waiting for him. Unexpectedly, he replaced Voldemort's soul in the diary and became "Tom Riddle". Cyrus: Damn it, I've become Voldemort! Days passed. During the days when he stayed in the diary, Cyrus continued to learn and digest Riddle’s knowledge, waiting for the opportunity of resurrection. It wasn’t until the summer of 1992 that Ginny Weasley wrote down words in her diary for the first time… "Dear Diary....." ______ Author/Editor: I'm editing and changing things from the starting without changing the plot. I'll start changing stuff from ch 80 from the original fanfic and will try to give it a well-deserved ending! Thank you for reading Read Ahead on: pat reon.com/HornyFBI _______ Original MTL name: HOGWARTS: OOPS, I'M VOLDEMORT

HornyFBI · Book&Literature
345 Chs

One Piece: My Strength Depends on Your Imagination[Dropped]

In other Fanfics- Isekaied into the world of pirates, some got a cheat OP system, and others got OP devil fruits. But what is our MC's cheat? A paralyzed face without any expression, a pair of scary sharp eyes, and a heart that beats wildly when nervous! But it seems that he also has good luck. Every time he encounters danger, he escapes unscathed, which is fascinating! Some call him the strongest pirate others call him the messenger of death. MC: "Stop hyping me up! I haven't even killed a mosquito in my life!" _______ Short description- A story full of comedy and nonsense, where the MC's powers are identical to that of King's (One Punch Man) with a plot armor showoff system that grants him powers that are only useful for the show, rather than actual action. These powers are essentially just for bluffs. If you don't like this kind of story then please don't read. ______ MTL: https://www.tcknh.com/novel/283639.html ______

HornyFBI · Anime & Comics
20 Chs

The Villain: Marvel

What's that floating panel in front of me? Let's just say that my life was not that bad... Until the day my Boss found out about me sleeping with his girlfriend..*sigh* 20 years ago, I got reincarnated into the Marvel Universe, I killed, tortured, made my way to the top, and managed to become a successful Gangster.... But is that enough? This is MCU for fuck's sake! I'm nothing but a speck of dust in front of those superheroes— [Ding!] [Congratulations on completing all the requirements!] [.....Initializing the 'Villain System'] [The system will help the host to become the most powerful entity in this universe!] "Haa... Haha... hahaha! Finally!" ________ Brief Description- A very degenerate piece of work. The MC is a villain who will do murder, torture, blackmail, etc. He'll also kill some of the Avengers so be prepared! This is a translation but I've changed various stuff which doesn't make sense and have added some characters as well as plot. So everything is not the same. Tags-OP MC, Invincible MC, Evil MC, Perverted Protagonist, Smart Protagonist, Scum Protagonist, Blackmail, An@l, BDSM, R-18, R@pe, Incest, Netori, System, Harem, Large Harem, Smut, Sex... _________ Remember to not compare reality to fiction. The original MTL's name is Marvel's Big Villain. But let's just say that the MTL is *trash*, not the plot but the translation. Lastly, it's an AU so don't think everything you know about the MCU will be the same. If you're as trashy as me then enjoy the work. If you're a snowflake then kindly leave. Thank you for reading.

HornyFBI · Movies
6 Chs